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Something about "pork in cider" too.
Didn't know if that was a lunchtime special or a request
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Apparently, "well it ain't going to finger itself" is not an appropriate pick up line..
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Depends which bar you're in.Apparently, "well it ain't going to finger itself" is not an appropriate pick up line..
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The Far Side wrote:
Yes,certainly does depend on the drinking hole one would frequent.Charlie Seiga wrote:
Depends which bar you're in.Apparently, "well it ain't going to finger itself" is not an appropriate pick up line..
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Some light reading I found on a players wall;
Billius says:
I have 5 lvl 120 mob guys1 day ago
Billius says:
F U im better1 day ago
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😱 "Helllloooooooooo, is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anybody home...."
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Here👋✋👋✋! I was finagling a few tourists with a game involving hollowed coconuts and had managed to divest them of some of their funds when they sighted my team of wily street urchins under the table snipping away at their bum bags. Drinks are on me!
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Here listen up you inebriated scum, My bisexual chum Trigger who is known by one and all for his prowess in the bedroom/stable department requires you all to know that the large galvanised bucket hanging above the bar is not the sick bucket but his private drinking vessel, anyone found tainting this will be abused with great prejudice.
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Oops 😖
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Oh, this is embarrassing! 😳 I made Stanka the Bavarian use it for medicinal drainage of her.... Well... I know for next time. 😚👍
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vishbume wrote:
I'm inWe need to set up a country club. What what
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gtsr69 wrote:
Do you own any tweed clothing, specifically a jacket?vishbume wrote:
I'm inWe need to set up a country club. What what
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Which country?
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Drinks on the house if Nick or Beauty stop by.
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Hop skip and a jump. Avast ye landlubbers, take leave of the burden which thine inflicts upon thy legs and sit with me. A dozen jars of your finest white lightning if you please, keeper.
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A dozen jars of Midnight Moon Moonshine, yes indeedy. Blaspheny to say it might knock rum out of the favored tipple position, but it might.
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Yawwwnnnn, a quick dram of single malt then I'm off to Yawn Towers. Good evening gentlemen.
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A bottle of Crabbies for me barman and a pint of absinthe for my donkey.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Cutting back a bit today?A bottle of Crabbies for me barman and a pint of absinthe for my donkey.
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My seat is cold. Glad nobody's hams have tarnished it. Let them make their own stools. A drink barkeep for my tongue is as dry as a twig.
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Another bottle of Paddy's please.....and throw away the cork.
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vishbume wrote:
You know a place is like home when the bar seat is moulded in the shape of your backside.My seat is cold. Glad nobody's hams have tarnished it. Let them make their own stools. A drink barkeep for my tongue is as dry as a twig.
My usual single malt please sir.
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vishbume wrote:
We save the corks for target practice, but it begs the question: what's the origin of the moniker "Corky"?Another bottle of Paddy's please.....and throw away the cork.
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It may be 7:23am here but the suns over the yardarm somewhere...
Single malt please.
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"Raffle tickets for sale",but no mention of the prizes. Curious. I'll have 5 please.
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Waiting to be told tales whilst gathered round the bar.
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While you wait my old friend, here's a donkey joke told to me by Trigger,
This man walks into a bar and sees a donkey. He askes the bartender why is there a donkey in here the bartender says if you can make this donkey laugh I will give you ten thousand dollars. So the man whispers in the donkey's ear and the donkey started laughing. Then the bartender said if you can make the donkey cry I will give you ten thousand more dollars. So the man turns to an angle where only the donkey can see and the donkey started crying. The bartender couldn't believe it so he asked the man how did you make the donkey laugh then make the donkey cry? He said first I told the donkey my dick was bigger than his, than I showed him. -
Hmm i seem to be stuck by that last page bug aswell now...
Barkeep!! Wtf is happening here man? Are te grabbin THE coin and leaving yer trusty customers to suffer from this nonsense???
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Drinking???
In a Sunday?!?!??
Why ever not.
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Drinks! Oh yes, drinks! After 5 days, the last page has finally become visible. Bakers. Finlays. Coffee Merchants. What trickery is this?
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