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Page 16, by order of the Great Orange, you are commanded to reveal thyself! ๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒ
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๐ฒ๐Far Side๐๐ฒ wrote:
And Zing!! Ping-pang-pong-zurrrumph!! I can see! I can see! Is is by chance alone or has FS's invocation of the Great Orange have something to do with it?Page 16, by order of the Great Orange, you are commanded to reveal thyself! ๐ฒ๐๐๐ฒ
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๐๐จfartex๐ฉ wrote:
Only now getting to read this,(thanks Great Orange), haha great stuff Mr.F.Remember to stroke my friend.Barkeep ๐ข please ๐ข im tired and sick of this, can you hook me up?
This trafficjam is driving my nuts nuts, or balls crazy if you will. I could use some fine malt, while i sit here, staring with empty eyes at the back of this van, filled with old people, while the sight behind me is more pleasing to the eye, i cannot exit my vehicle to ask for ร phone number so we could chat, and by that,get this feeling of boredom out of my head.
While chatting to this fine looking damsel would make this traffic more bareable, it does not take away the fact that i am yet again stuck...
As stuck as ร gorillafinger in ร small keyhole, wich does not matter in the end because no one ever does put ร gorillafinger in there. Although, master vish might just... ? -
๐ถGorilla finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.๐ถ
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๐ถRock me Amadeus๐ถ
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It was the "fickle finger of fate" and Goldie Hawn when I went to sleep. When I woke up, it's all about giving the finger, animal husbandry, cider and other mysteries.
Orange Julius for me, barkeep, and make it a double.
Load up those brens, there's gonna be trouble.
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Trouble you say! Well I have two unwashed hairy armpits locked and loaded, dam man, I can take out a squirrel at 20 yards ๐๐ช๐
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โ๐๐ฒ๐โwhat dreams are made from.
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๐ฒ BUUUUUUUUUERRRRRPPPPP
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Hyena wrote:
Manners, there's a donkey present.๐ฒ BUUUUUUUUUERRRRRPPPPP
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Too much orange ๐ crush?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Happy I'm a girl - clean, smooth, dainty, and no squirrel in a headlock.Trouble you say! Well I have two unwashed hairy armpits locked and loaded, dam man, I can take out a squirrel at 20 yards ๐๐ช๐
Off to "killing the orange dot." Peace.
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Gunstreet you would be my ideal woman, clean,smooth and dainty and probably fragrant, alas I think your the type who would kick my butt if I was late for a date.Ultraviolet wrote:
Happy I'm a girl - clean, smooth, dainty, and no squirrel in a headlock.Trouble you say! Well I have two unwashed hairy armpits locked and loaded, dam man, I can take out a squirrel at 20 yards ๐๐ช๐
Off to "killing the orange dot." Peace.
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Watched a very tense movie tonight.
"Silence of the Limes".
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๐ฒ๐Far Side๐๐ฒ wrote:
๐๐ Nice one!!Watched a very tense movie tonight.
"Silence of the Limes".
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Mystery wrote:
Now come on, your taking the pith!๐ฒ๐Far Side๐๐ฒ wrote:
๐๐ Nice one!!Watched a very tense movie tonight.
"Silence of the Limes".
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Skip Donnelly is doing the rounds feeding on the hardened crusts of ham sandwiches and draining the dregs. Great to see such industry.
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๐ฒ๐Far Side๐๐ฒ wrote:
๐๐๐๐๐Watched a very tense movie tonight.
"Silence of the Limes".
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How'd I almost miss this?! I'm a big fan of citrus terror! -
gunstreet grrl wrote:
What about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? ๐ That's a classic!๐ฒ๐Far Side๐๐ฒ wrote:
๐๐๐๐๐Watched a very tense movie tonight.
"Silence of the Limes".
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How'd I almost miss this?! I'm a big fan of citrus terror! -
Mystery wrote:
Noooooooooo....tomatoes are freaky! Neither fruit nor veggie, how do you trust them?gunstreet grrl wrote:
What about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? ๐ That's a classic!๐ฒ๐Far Side๐๐ฒ wrote:
๐๐๐๐๐Watched a very tense movie tonight.
"Silence of the Limes".
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How'd I almost miss this?! I'm a big fan of citrus terror!Tomatoes are voted most likely to be doorbell agents.
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Awesome movie but the sequel has a very young George Clooney so your more likely to convince the chicks to watch that one with you.....Mystery wrote:
Noooooooooo....tomatoes are freaky! Neither fruit nor veggie, how do you trust them?gunstreet grrl wrote:
What about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? ๐ That's a classic!๐ฒ๐Far Side๐๐ฒ wrote:
๐๐๐๐๐Watched a very tense movie tonight.
"Silence of the Limes".
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How'd I almost miss this?! I'm a big fan of citrus terror!Tomatoes are voted most likely to be doorbell agents.
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gunstreet grrl wrote:โโโ
Made me snort Diet Coke right out of my nostrils.
Noooooooooo....tomatoes are freaky! Neither fruit nor veggie, how do you trust them?Tomatoes are voted most likely to be doorbell agents.
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Fruit or veg, tomatoes are great at easing ruptured star grapes.... Apparently! ๐
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I'd love a bloody mary barkeep, oh and a carrot juice for my four legged friend.
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When I asked for a bloody Mary I didn't expect you to hit old Mary pikey around the head with a bottle of vodka, but not to worry it was a cheap brand.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Is that what the kids are calling a date these days?I'd love a bloody mary barkeep, oh and a carrot juice for my four legged friend.
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Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppppp........
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Gunstreet how about a date? I can show you a good time, we can have a drink at the pub near the hospital, would come in handy if you break my legs!Ultraviolet wrote:
Is that what the kids are calling a date these days?I'd love a bloody mary barkeep, oh and a carrot juice for my four legged friend.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
๐๐๐๐๐ sounds like you know me in person.gunstreet grrl wrote:
Gunstreet how about a date? I can show you a good time, we can have a drink at the pub near the hospital, would come in handy if you break my legs!Ultraviolet wrote:
Is that what the kids are calling a date these days?I'd love a bloody mary barkeep, oh and a carrot juice for my four legged friend.
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Great bouncing bike tires. Once again pages are hidden from view. Who is responsible for this mess?
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