Wanna write a story?

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• Tranman Dec 13, 2011

  Okay, the point of the story is to have each person write one sentence each and see how it turns out.
• Tranman Dec 13, 2011

  Once there was a young boy...
• Bayern Munich Dec 13, 2011

  Who was studying psychology at uc Berkeley.
• ashabasha Dec 13, 2011

  He had one foot
• Bayern Munich Dec 13, 2011

  And one eye...
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Dec 13, 2011

  And a wooden leg he hopped around on.
• ࿇ᎦཏᎯᎠᎾᏯ࿇ Dec 13, 2011

  And no sense of smell
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Dec 13, 2011

  One day he wanted a bagel...
• ࿇ᎦཏᎯᎠᎾᏯ࿇ Dec 13, 2011

  But he was out of bagels. And the bagel shop was closed
• MK💉Ultra🇺🇸💀🔫 Dec 13, 2011

  Suddenly, the Bagel Fairy appeared and said...
• Bayern Munich Dec 13, 2011

  "you must fly to new York and stop at ess a bagel and bring back a bakers dozen so that some of your peers at uc Berkeley may have some bagels also."
• Genghis John Dec 13, 2011

  Of course, the "bagel fairy" doesn't exist, which means that we can only attribute what actually occurred to an urban legend involving a single tostada along with multiple monarchs.
• ࿇ᎦཏᎯᎠᎾᏯ࿇ Dec 13, 2011

  All of a sudden the boy wakes up. He suddenly realizes he's been in a coma for 16 years.
• MK💉Ultra🇺🇸💀🔫 Dec 13, 2011

  And next to him is a 16 year old bag of rock-hard stale bagels!
• Genghis John Dec 13, 2011

  Which of course means that we don't know if he *really* woke up yet...
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Dec 13, 2011

  And he says, "I've been in a coma for 16 years? But...I'm only 15 years old. And I still want my bagel!"
• ࿇ᎦཏᎯᎠᎾᏯ࿇ Dec 13, 2011

  He find out they had his cryogenicly frozen when he entered his coma. Keeping his 15 year old body
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Dec 13, 2011

  Then a huge earthquake shook seven shades of shit outta him.
• Fuzzywig Dec 13, 2011

  He realizes he is Santa claus
• Tank Natiion Dec 13, 2011

  And it's Christmas day
• hahax_01 Dec 13, 2011

  Rudolf the red nose raindeer came to him and ask "can i have panadol? My nose is runny"
• Bayern Munich Dec 13, 2011

  The boy then wakes up from this whole ordeal realizing it was all just a dream and that he is hungry for some pizza.
• Jim Dirt (Add A1) Dec 13, 2011

  The end.
• Bayern Munich Dec 13, 2011

  Or so he thought, but it was just the beginning...
• Lefthook23 Dec 13, 2011

  He stood up ( as he only had no legs in his dream state) and started to dance around his lil sister pole she erected in his bedroom to practice her new found profession!
• Pancho Paco Dec 13, 2011

  BAM!
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Dec 13, 2011

  So after he was through dancing...He went to Papa Johns to get a pizza and rented Oceans 11 at blockbuster.
• Pancho Paco Dec 13, 2011

  But the movie turned out to be a porno
• Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 13, 2011

  So he did the only sensible thing while watching a porno...

  (by the way, this is hilarious si far👍)
• Pancho Paco Dec 13, 2011

  Grab some pizza n cheered on
• Straith 💥DEED💥 Dec 13, 2011

  During the film, his mother walked in, alarmed to see footage of the memories that she hoped to forget...

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