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The bagel fairy came and gave him a bagel...
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But the fairy turned out to be his mom that I still hungry for brains!
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Oddly enough the fairy was ex wife' s mother
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And the thumb shitted his pants when he realized this, even though he was wearing none😱😱😱
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Then the druggie dog, who hated messes strangely, began to clean up the shit
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He then began to analyze the irony of this situation when he
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Slurped uP some juicy cheese
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Evan tho hes lactos intolerent
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And began to burst into flames when...
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His real mother jumped out if a cab and hugged him
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And the lived happily ever after
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Untill.... 9/11 wen...
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Except for the mother
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Until the druggie dog came back and tryed to
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There they found a Magic Conch Shell 🐚 They praised it and asked for the answer to life's deepest questions 🙏
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"what shall I do now oh great magic conch shell" was what they asked
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But where or where to get bagels under the sea I know ....
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It turned out Murray's bagels had just opened up a new bagel place only a couple miles away. Murray's now held the record for first underwater bagel place.
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"HEY, remember, only one sentence per post" boomed a voice from Murray's bagel place.
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So they went to get the bagels when
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A demented Spongebob tried to attack them
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Vlazusu wrote:
But bill Murray who Owened the bagel store was a zombie and tried to eat Spongebobs brainA demented Spongebob tried to attack them
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Scared, the boy asked the great magic conch shell for advice.
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And then "The Great Hitman" came and save spongebob yellow BUTT.
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Then the trololol guy came and sang his song
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Suddenly Murrays bagels place exploded
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And Ted came in the room
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Looking for ding dongs his favorite hostess snack cake
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But Little Debbie had all the Ding Dongs and didn't want to share.
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So he ordered his dog to steal one 😋
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