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But sadly, the dog was still addicted to drugs and just did nothing.
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Then he realized that ding dongs suck compared to Ms. Debbie's sweet rolls 👍👍👍
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He then chased him and forced the dog into a corner and proceeded to...
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Have milk and cookies with him
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Until the boy suddenly died of super cancer.
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The super cancer then slowly infected the dogs breast
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The dogs breast screamed in agony
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The pain was so immense that children around the world were cutting there ears off. It was like a Vincent Vango themed party
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And then God said "Wtf have I created?"
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He then was so mad he crucified himself to 2 sticks
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But then jesus called him up and asked him to join their rock n roll band
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They then became Creed
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They became the biggest musical influence of the millenium, that is until jesus began to suffer from a cocaine addiction and was kicked out of the band
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His brother jerry the bass player was still in the band however.
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Then he died because of bagel overdose.
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After Jerry died, he was reanimated and began a zombie apocalypse
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Tranman wrote:
That cause The Hitman to 💩💩💩After Jerry died, he was reanimated and began a zombie apocalypse
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Hitman's 💩 turned out to be a cure for zombies so then...
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The zombies turned back to humans and all overdosed on bagels and died. The End
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not really. the zombie brain landed on the thumb's mom instantly infecting her
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Causing her to hunger for the brains of her family and friends
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Who had already been tipped off about the latest infection and had locked them selves in the local shopping centre equipped with spud guns and elastic bands, until they realised.....
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They were out of toilet paper
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So they had to use their hands to wipe their @sses.
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Which made there hands all nasty so they walked with them held out, making people assum a zombie invasion and Obama calls in the nukes
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And the nukes land on the whitehouse and blow up the whole world...
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And those who survive move to mars
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Where they find a small colony of Martians
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But the Martians were hungry for brains soooo...
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They ate everyones brains EXCEPT for the 2 people who survived...one boy and one girl
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