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..so in order to preserve humanity, they had to have babbies by sticking there fingers inside each others nose...And there fIngers got stuck...
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Then they pulled off each others noses and finally got their fingers out...
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To find that an entire human population was living inside the woman's nose.
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But they began going insane because everything on mars was red
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So they moved to Uranus because it Is blue
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Only to find
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A house
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Then the code monster, Cody, came and made a mess of everything.
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And he had to fuck it ip
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So he ate a cheese stick.
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Made of
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Cyanide and plutonium
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But Ted tried to warn him but it was too late and he
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Had gotten the worst case of herpes while on Uranus
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⛎♑©♓🅰®ted🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Sorry Ted it just fit so well nothing personal lolBut Ted tried to warn him but it was too late and he
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so he quickly jumped on a dinosaur
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T3ddi B3ar wrote:
And flew away...so he quickly jumped on a dinosaur
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To Sanduskys personal shower
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Where he scrubbed his herpes with a wire brush
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and ate all the toothpaste
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and then he jumped out of the window and landed on a
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Horn of a unicorn
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Which sadly killed him...
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But the unicorns tears saved his life 😋
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Then the girl was in front of him all of a sudden...
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And she was pregnant
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With a unicorn
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(9 months later) the girl had the unicorn and....
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And Chuck Norris came along and said "This is really fucked up."
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Then, Morgan Freeman crashed through the roof riding on a magical winged narwhal and vaporized Chuck Norris with his awesomeness because he had been saying that he was more awesome than Morgan.
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