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But Chuck Norris is invincible to all attacks of lesser beings so he fakes being vaporized and then he
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Ceases to exist because Morgan Freeman is a higher being than him.
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Then I come crashing through the EARTH and kill Morgan Freeman and chuck Norris (again) and then...
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God resurrects Morgan Freeman because he is too amazing to be killed and
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Chuck Norris comes back from the dead because he can never die and kills Morgan freeman again and
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And I get amazing powers from god and chuck Norris combined and betray chuck norris and kill him, then I kill Morgan again and again until there is no history of him left
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FIN.
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Morgan Freeman returns, fixes history, and ends the argument by bringing the focus on the thread back to the original story where the guy just took a unicorn horn out of a girl to save her life, and…
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They had another kid and preserved the human race
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And God said "I fucked all of this up, we are starting over."
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Once there was a young boy
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And his mom told him to do his chores...
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But he didn't want to
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So his mom put him in "time out"
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He then in response grabbed a gun and
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Killed Barney for being purple, bombed Canada, and declared that Sweden was his own country, so…
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So, realizing that he was indestructible, challenged Jackie Chan, Mickey Mouse, Spongebob, and Kermit the frog to a fight to the death, and
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Had a sudden heart attack and died
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The end. Or is it?
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It isn't the mom revenges her sons death by
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No, the boy was reanimated by Morgan Freeman to kill....
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Cuck Norris
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But he couldn't do it....Chuck norris killed him first
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But, during their epic battle, they both realized that they're true enemy was…
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Morgan Freeman
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Morgan Freeman
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And without Chuck Norris the world blew up
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YOU wrote:
Morgan Freeman's evil alter ego from the parallel dimension, Gordon Enslaved…But, during their epic battle, they both realized that they're true enemy was…
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Who no one cared about and moved on with the story:) (no offense to you Morgan freeman)
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But we can't technically move on with the story yet without finding out what happens when the boy trys to kill Chuck Norris, or we could just say that the boy didn't want to and he decided to begin a jeans company…
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