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So she walked away without her son noticing but she could still hear her moments of glory on the television
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His mother had worked in several professions in the past, chicken plucker, comedy stand in, fluffer and pogo dancer to name a few, but she had always wanted to be a brain surgeon, with this in mind she had sent for the postal course (complete with skull saw) and was thinking about practicing on her son.
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With the porno still playing in the background she slowly creeps behind him...
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And whispers "you thought I was dead , didn't you?"
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At the unfortunate and slightly awkward moment when he realises he has been Frapping away to footage of his mother, he reaches for the Kleenex...
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To his horror, his mother was holding a surgeon knife at the ready, with a large evil grin plastered on her face. "Brains" she croaked
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Then his mother takes him to a volcano then says" you pervert I don't want you livin in my house so you must die."
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First I will eat your brain or sell it on the black-market
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Whilst the mother was talking, the boy grabbed the surgeons knife, promptly stabbed her and carried about his business.......
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His mother then fell into the valcanoe. But in his victory dance he fell in too...
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Not knowing how he arrived at the volcano he preceded to the road side to try and thumb a lift!
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But a sleazy truck driver just pulled up to the side and had his truck hit the boys thumb,knocking it clean off.the thumb then proceeded to swear violently at the truck driver and crawl away on its own
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Then said thumb grew a body of its own
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It vowed for revenge against the truck driver, and set off to kill him,hitch hiking it's way across Mexico
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Then the thumb cut its own head off via paper cuts but could still live
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the thumb now looked like the thumbs off spykids. he bought a gun from the local gunshop...
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But he needed proof of id and he didn't have any so he would leave and go to the home depot instead!
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Little did he know that his originals mom was actually alive, following him. And she still craved brains.
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😹😹😹😹😹
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Then she decided to stop following him.
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And turned To god for answers! His reply was......
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I had a boner.
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(lmfao)
So god came to mary and told her to bear his child -
And that's how Jesus was born
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But everyone knows that, so let's see what's going on with the boy or his thumb man or whatever
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Or so they thought... It turned out that Jesus actually has a brother that nobody has heard of...
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His name was Jerry and he was a gay prostitute.
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Then all of the sudden a man in his late 40 s jumps up off of a dusty old couch in a weather worn trailer , just as the police send in the dog the smell of crack flowed strongly through the air ....
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It turned out the dog was a huge drug addict just getting out of rehab and began to smoke the crack when....
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... in walked the severed thumb. It turns out the thumb was actually a DEA agent-- and it said...
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