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Well it's that time of year again! I don't care if she doesn't want to, ask mama tek any question! Stupid or not!
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So tek. Will I ever mob up to stand a chance if you want me to delete this and start attacking me?
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Tek would you ever give me a chance?
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Do yu eet lobstah?
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bazboffer wrote:
OMG what's with the spelling dude!Do yu eet lobstah?
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What will happen when Cupcake hit a trillion dollars?
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Your recipe for Lobster Newburg please..
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Add swagger wrote:
What will happen when 'Add Swagger hits 5k in turf and 2k in Capos? Does he get a special gift?What will happen when Cupcake hit a trillion dollars?
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It will happen. It's more of a case of when it will rather than if it will!
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Marky G wrote:
πIt will happen. It's more of a case of when it will rather than if it will!
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Who puts out more? You or Bella?
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guitarman wrote:
mob up? pfffft. too busy making help threads. though this is flattering. if you knew what sort of shambles my life has been in lol. perhaps it makes me that much more qualified... anyway, no. you'll probably get your ass kicked so don't make turfs you'd be sad to part with.So tek. Will I ever mob up to stand a chance if you want me to delete this and start attacking me?
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Marky G wrote:
I love lobster. I love to break them down deftly with nothing but my hands and the heel of a knife. as for the spelling, I can't vouch for the eet but in New England, they're all crazy about theyah lobstah.bazboffer wrote:
OMG what's with the spelling dude!Do yu eet lobstah?
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π₯Jus' Blazeπ₯ wrote:
a bunch of 1.25 lb lobsters (best size for meat:shell ratio)Your recipe for Lobster Newburg please..
butter
heavy cream
sherry
egg yolks
salt
nutmeg
fresh chopped tarragondrop lobsters in boiling water for about 7 minutes. pull out. let cool. dismember, take all the meat out, set shells aside to make lobster stock or something. snack on the little legs. I like pulling the tiniest bit of their meat out with my teeth like edamame. anyway, pull out all the meat.
melt butter. put lobster meat in warm butter for a couple minutes. once poached, pull out meat and set aside again....
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Newburg, continued:
put heavy cream and sherry into butter. reduce on med lowish heat. while reducing, whisk your egg yolks in a bowl thoroughly. slowly whisk egg yolks into butter-cream-sherry redux. until right consistency. add lobster meat back into it.
take off heat and season with salt, pepper, the tiniest bump of nutmeg, and a bit of chopped tarragon. you can also add a drop of lemon juice to brighten it.
I would maybe google recipes to find out proportions of ingredients for a regular sized dinner.
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Add swagger wrote:
I suspect he will come after each and every one of your capos. lookout!What will happen when Cupcake hit a trillion dollars?
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Wonka Factory wrote:
absolutely Bella.Who puts out more? You or Bella?
my π± has not engaged in the secks since may 5th. and I'm not fugly or weird irl. some would argue i'm even hot. its like a vaginomic recession. in my pants. just sayin'. -
First time poster, long time listener. Big fan Tek, thanks for taking my post...
My question is this... The Mrs. Hum, she don't like it when I'm banging her doggystyle and playing turf wars at the same time. But, as a hedonist, I deserve to do the things I love at the same time. What could be better than jackhammering unrtil it says captured and burying the Cali love pipe at the same time?
Got any helpful advice for the Hum?
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I would understand the complaint had this been occurring missionary. I would have suggested trying doggystyle as she might not notice you playing behind her.
maybe you should alter HOW you play turf wars while in the act. stick to thumb activities, like running missions and capping turfs. refrain from posting in the forums or punching codes. don't use the small of her back as a table for your laptop. if this doesn't work, you might just have to keep it for when you get head and if she's a hard worker, she probably won't notice. -
Fuckin' magnets. How do they work? π
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Can you start posting more recipes? πΊ
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I don't know and maybe.
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My question: will we see you back in SC? We miss you. Hope all is well.
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What is better as a roach food: Citrus or bananas? Citrus seems to get them to reproduce faster, but bananas make them fatter and more nutritious. What other factors are there? Please help!
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Will you vote yes on Scotland's Independance Referendum?
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haha FireDragon, I haven't left. I was giving someone else a shot. and also kind of busy. plus, you keep burning my realm down:)
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Zenyn wrote:
bananas. raid flavored banana with lime zest and macerated grapefruit supremes.What is better as a roach food: Citrus or bananas? Citrus seems to get them to reproduce faster, but bananas make them fatter and more nutritious. What other factors are there? Please help!
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Q do u have any tattoos
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to a person who doesn't have any, I'm probably covered. to someone actually covered, I hardly have any. kanji on my ankle, cupcake and shamrock with NYC address to my fav pub on my ass, meditating cow tramp stamp on my cum catcher, large tribal dragon down my rib, belly, Japanese between my tits, Celtic knot arm band, star on the shoulder. and I have a Keith haring 1/2 sleeve to run across the back of my shoulders and finish at the arm band 1/4 sleeve. it's about 7/16 done.
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TMT wrote:
I'm not in the uk but I believe in Scotland's independence, yes.Will you vote yes on Scotland's Independance Referendum?
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If I made you bacon and eggs,for breakfast.for ever,would you still love me tomorrow?
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