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Hmm Q have u met cupcake and what is cupcake like?
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How do people get so many turfs when the limit is 35?
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What is the chemical formular of cheese.
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Whoa. Good job tek!
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
Wonka Factory wrote:
absolutely Bella.Who puts out more? You or Bella?
my 🐱 has not engaged in the secks since may 5th. and I'm not fugly or weird irl. some would argue i'm even hot. its like a vaginomic recession. in my pants. just sayin'.YOU wrote:
Tek would you ever give me a chance?
I'm trying..
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Zenyn wrote:
they usually buy them through Don points with real money. less commonly, they capture their way to greatness, like I did back in the day. 1000+ captures. 850 turfs over limit. solo account, never had an alt, never muled. took every turf I had against their will. it was amazing. and also difficult. which is why people usually just buy them these days.How do people get so many turfs when the limit is 35?
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👻Gθςτγ👻 wrote:
never met cupcake. it's surprising tho. I used to kick his ass up and down the coast of Connecticut. I'd call it "making you a better player." I've always been pleased that he continued to apply this tactic throughout the game which is what helped him rise to the top. but nope. he never came to my epic party.Hmm Q have u met cupcake and what is cupcake like?
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Nailz⚡ was here wrote:
it's rather how dromedary vs. Bactrian camels are made except the process involved rennet and sometimes a tinge of hate. apparently a cheese maker tried to do a round made of raw breast milk and found it to be "granular" and "tasted of pickles."What is the chemical formular of cheese.
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O-Dogg wrote:
you're so young tho. and in jersey I think. maybe? I wouldn't rule it out. I know you like things such as blow jobs. I wiser if you like hamburger relish too.🐱 mama tek wrote:
Wonka Factory wrote:
absolutely Bella.Who puts out more? You or Bella?
my 🐱 has not engaged in the secks since may 5th. and I'm not fugly or weird irl. some would argue i'm even hot. its like a vaginomic recession. in my pants. just sayin'.YOU wrote:
Tek would you ever give me a chance?
I'm trying..
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How can I dissuade the neighbours cat from crapping in my garden, by only using common kitchen condiments?
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I bit my fork just recently...fucking hurt and now my teeth are all sensitive...
I'm having relationship issues right now with wifey...we've started couples counseling and stopped fu€k|ng. We're in a weird spot. She's no girly girl (could care less about flowers and "pretty" things". My question is this. What's something simple and romantic (for lack of better word) I can do to get her to do nasty things to my body again? It's been since about may for me as well.
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Basically I just wanna know how to be flrty again like in a fresh new relationship...we became so complacent with sex that it got boring...I need some spice!
(yes I know you can't actually answer this question asnyou don't know what turns either of ours cranks)
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The Washington Monument is a geometric shape...which shape is it?
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will MT ever forgive me for not adding her on FB? we were sending a couple PM's a few weeks ago, at which time i broke my iphone, only to recently replace it and find messages from mama that i had missed. (and to find that a bunch of my best turf had been capped.)
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What is the best way of getting a fuck buddy?
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ΤΞ⊄Η∩➒₦∉ wrote:
I was. Glad someone got the joke.Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Ha ha ha. ICP... Man are their lyrics awful. Unless you weren't referencing them. Then everyone will know I've actually listened to one of their songs...Fuckin' magnets. How do they work? 😄
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bazboffer wrote:
🐱 don't like citrus. I would save your peels and such. they also don't like two sided tape. but that's not exactly brown sauce, now is it?How can I dissuade the neighbours cat from crapping in my garden, by only using common kitchen condiments?
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BigBK wrote:
my first rule of thumb is, if you can't fuck yourself, who can you screw? perhaps if she had more quality time with herself, she would want to make lustful playtime with you as well. for not being a girly girl, might I suggest the timeless classic: the hitachi magic wand. torrentially unsexy looking. also plugs into the wall (batteries never die) maybe she'll be like me and want it all sorts of ways with and without someone else. for product and loads of info on other play things I recommend babeland.com.I'm having relationship issues right now with wifey...we've started couples counseling and stopped fu€k|ng. We're in a weird spot. She's no girly girl (could care less about flowers and "pretty" things". My question is this. What's something simple and romantic (for lack of better word) I can do to get her to do nasty things to my body again? It's been since about may for me as well.
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MR 357 wrote:
an obelisk or something like that. I ought to google that to be sure but what the hell. that's my stab.The Washington Monument is a geometric shape...which shape is it?
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Mr. Bushwick wrote:
I don't hold grudges, it's not like I got stood up. you were the lead in the running, I admit. and it was a FUCKING POSH WEDDING with unstuffy fun guests. and very lovely hotel room with a king sized bed I slept in alone. it was pretty much non stop fun time for the entire weekend. so yeah, you missed out on 9 hours of open bar, full raw bar, filet mignon and sushi. but I'm not mad. we can still be friends:)will MT ever forgive me for not adding her on FB? we were sending a couple PM's a few weeks ago, at which time i broke my iphone, only to recently replace it and find messages from mama that i had missed. (and to find that a bunch of my best turf had been capped.)
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dr p wrote:
I've had several craigslist almost-encounters. My usual go-to's are existing friends as long as you don't mess up your friendship. better acquaintances than besties. I'm in a new city this summer so it's been a bit of a dry spell on my end.What is the best way of getting a fuck buddy?
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Brand new mama tek fan! Liked the answer to the tattoo question!! Nice flagrancy!!!!
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How would you most preferredly & effectively be seduced by one Miss BellaItaliana?
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🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
I'd love to hear thisHow would you most preferredly & effectively be seduced by one Miss BellaItaliana?
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👻Gθςτγ👻 wrote:
Seconded🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
I'd love to hear thisHow would you most preferredly & effectively be seduced by one Miss BellaItaliana?
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I love black pudding, but what is this black and white pudding you mentioned?
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🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
I'm not one that gets hot for regular massages. I mostly get relaxed and sleepy. so not that way. I'm generally more at home at being the seductor, so hmmmm... every good girl likes being tossed against a wall and kissed hard. I have all the usual erogenous zones. ears, neck and shoulders. just not too tickley. I'm gonna have to let this one stir and get back to you.How would you most preferredly & effectively be seduced by one Miss BellaItaliana?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
white pudding is black pudding without the black. ie: oink blood.I love black pudding, but what is this black and white pudding you mentioned?
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How much self control did it take to keep yourself from snatching the pencil off of that d-bags ear and stabbing him in the neck with it when he was yelling in your face on Hell's Kitchen?
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
I know you're more the seductor type (as I'm more comfortable being the seducted) & this is why the question arose.🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
I'm not one that gets hot for regular massages. I mostly get relaxed and sleepy. so not that way. I'm generally more at home at being the seductor, so hmmmm... every good girl likes being tossed against a wall and kissed hard. I have all the usual erogenous zones. ears, neck and shoulders. just not too tickley. I'm gonna have to let this one stir and get back to you.How would you most preferredly & effectively be seduced by one Miss BellaItaliana?
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