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➡Ask Mama Tek Thread!🔙

• !ZAZ Jul 15, 2011

  Are you going back to another season of hell's kitchen?
• messrine Jul 15, 2011

  what's with the "solstice" in NY and can anyone become a film star off the results?
•  mama tek Jul 15, 2011

  messrine wrote:

  If I made you bacon and eggs,for breakfast.for ever,would you still love me tomorrow?
  

  I will love you always messie. and I heard you put out quite the spread at your party.
•  mama tek Jul 15, 2011

  !ZAZ wrote:

  Are you going back to another season of hell's kitchen?
  

  oh Hell's no. I regret not doing top chef every day. maybe even chopped.
• messrine Jul 15, 2011

  It exhausted me
• PSALM40 Jul 15, 2011

  Does Sally really sell sea shells by the sea shore? And if she does. Is that how she bought her heart shaped bed in the middle of the floor?
• messrine Jul 15, 2011

  when did you realise you were different?
• messrine Jul 15, 2011

  1. What is your favorite word?
  2. What is your least favorite word?
  3. What turns you on?
  4. What turns you off?
  5. What sound do you love?
  6. What sound do you hate
  7. What is your favorite curse word?
  8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
• 🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Jul 15, 2011

  What is Tek's favorite movie ever?
• messrine Jul 15, 2011

  hello,I'm Johney Cash
  dont ever play with guns
  I hang my head
  probably smoking cigars
  that's what tortures me
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jul 15, 2011

  And we've officially been hijacked boys & girls.
• messrine Jul 15, 2011

  ...and inYer right is where Daniel day Lewis kissedand on yer left is where and on yer RIGHT is
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Jul 15, 2011

  How many languages can you speak?
• messrine Jul 15, 2011

  One.up for translator when the aliens turn up
•  mama tek Jul 15, 2011

  messrine wrote:

  when did you realize you were different?

  tek: I was adopted, that part was easy.

  1. What is your favorite word?
  cunt, bacon, and douchebaggery.
  2. What is your least favorite word?
  lovemaker
  3. What turns you on?
  turning other people on.
  4. What turns you off?
  poop.
  5. What sound do you love?
  someone cumming
  6. What sound do you hate
  people who bite/scrape their forks with their teeth whilst stuffing their fach.
  7. What is your favorite curse word?
  cunt, bacon, and douchebaggery
  8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
  I should have stuck to music. songwriting and performing.
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
  porta potty attendant.
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
  you have almost ascended into nirvana, go be a lazy fat house cat for your next nine lives.
•  mama tek Jul 15, 2011

  Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:

  What is Tek's favorite movie ever?
  

  it's a tie between In The Name Of The Father and Aliens.
• Ꭰ/\ᎡK\/AᎠ€Ꭱ Jul 15, 2011

  What would be Tek's most favorite accomplishment in life? Is there a book forthcoming?
•  mama tek Jul 15, 2011

  krissharm wrote:

  How many languages can you speak?
  

  broken engrish, american english, culinary and balletic french, y español de cocina. I'm probably most comfortable speaking spanish but I do a shoddy job conversationally. unless I'm drunk. then I think I'm fluent.
•  mama tek Jul 15, 2011

  🔨Blunt4ceᎢᎡaᏌMa wrote:

  What would be Tek's most favorite accomplishment in life? Is there a book forthcoming?
  

  I came back from a horrifically abused childhood, being locked up for three years, homelessness and heroin addiction- all by the time I was twenty. I'm proud of the fact that I make food for money and fixed my relationship with my mom.
• קřㅌלㅜïפㅌ Jul 15, 2011

  From why I read ur a chef.... Any fish recipes for fresh fish I catch? Simple ones I can do I'm not really a master chef
• ZRAYGO Jul 15, 2011

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  to a person who doesn't have any, I'm probably covered. to someone actually covered, I hardly have any. kanji on my ankle, cupcake and shamrock with NYC address to my fav pub on my ass, meditating cow tramp stamp on my cum catcher, large tribal dragon down my rib, belly, Japanese between my tits, Celtic knot arm band, star on the shoulder. and I have a Keith haring 1/2 sleeve to run across the back of my shoulders and finish at the arm band 1/4 sleeve. it's about 7/16 done.
  

  You have Jae's face on your ass?
•  mama tek Jul 16, 2011

  קřㅌלㅜïפㅌ😜🌊🏄😜 wrote:

  From why I read ur a chef.... Any fish recipes for fresh fish I catch? Simple ones I can do I'm not really a master chef
  

  I like whole fish. gut it. scale it. trim the fins. score it. season inside and out with salt and pepper. stuff it with lemon slices, parsley thyme and whatever other fresh herbs. hot pan, oil. in goes the fish. when golden brown and crispy, flip it over carefully. into a 450 oven pan and all. pull it out in a few minutes. check if it's done. eat it.
•  mama tek Jul 16, 2011

  messrine wrote:

  In the name of the father.guiseppe
  

  and pete postlewaithe died recently :( he looked rather old and unwell in the fighter.
•  mama tek Jul 16, 2011

  I like a full Irish breakfast. not gonna lie. sunny eggs, irish sausages, rashers, black and white pudding, beans, tomato, mushrooms, toast, tea. everything you could possibly have in a fry up.

  or a southern brekky. cheese grits, biscuits, sausage gravy, bacon, country ham, city ham, eggs. coffee. $5.

  mostly I think I just like a little 🐽 oink in the am.
• 'ᏦᏐ🍴ΞᎡᏟᎻΞF™ Jul 16, 2011

  And quiche!
  And stick to the short order cooking.👍
• ΤΞ⊄Η∩➒₦∉ Jul 16, 2011

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  Fuckin' magnets. How do they work? 😄
  

  Ha ha ha. ICP... Man are their lyrics awful. Unless you weren't referencing them. Then everyone will know I've actually listened to one of their songs...
• Poncacity Kid Jul 16, 2011

  Tek, how did we get so lucky to have you on a game like this? I mean, an angel in a mobster game?
• eviltink Jul 16, 2011

  Wonka Factory wrote:

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  to a person who doesn't have any, I'm probably covered. to someone actually covered, I hardly have any. kanji on my ankle, cupcake and shamrock with NYC address to my fav pub on my ass, meditating cow tramp stamp on my cum catcher, large tribal dragon down my rib, belly, Japanese between my tits, Celtic knot arm band, star on the shoulder. and I have a Keith haring 1/2 sleeve to run across the back of my shoulders and finish at the arm band 1/4 sleeve. it's about 7/16 done.
  

  You have Jae's face on your ass?

  Funny, that's how I read it first, too, and I did seriously LOL.
•  mama tek Jul 16, 2011

  I'm no fucking angel. I'm filthy and inconsiderate and meowl and wake the neighbors. plus I'm selfish, impetuous and manipulative.

  it's not jae's face. he's seen it. he can vouch for me.
•  mama tek Jul 16, 2011

  sorry. I just have this problem with all these nice messages I've gotten and I need to clarify... would a nice angelic mobster name a turf 🐱FishMittenFuckPocket? just sayin'.

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