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• BellaItaliana Jul 19, 2011

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  wec wrote:

  Would u marry me mama?💑❔lmaoo!
  

  I've never been married, never been engaged. you in fact, are the first person to ask me this question. and you just had to follow it with a lmaoo! 😏 just sayin'.

  BULLSHIT HE'S THE FIRST!
• Mr. Bushwick Jul 19, 2011

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  Mr. Bushwick wrote:

  will MT ever forgive me for not adding her on FB? we were sending a couple PM's a few weeks ago, at which time i broke my iphone, only to recently replace it and find messages from mama that i had missed. (and to find that a bunch of my best turf had been capped.)
  

  I don't hold grudges, it's not like I got stood up. you were the lead in the running, I admit. and it was a FUCKING POSH WEDDING with unstuffy fun guests. and very lovely hotel room with a king sized bed I slept in alone. it was pretty much non stop fun time for the entire weekend. so yeah, you missed out on 9 hours of open bar, full raw bar, filet mignon and sushi. but I'm not mad. we can still be friends:)

  ugh god damnit. nothing else to say.
• 🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jul 19, 2011

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  wec wrote:

  Would u marry me mama?💑❔lmaoo!
  

  I've never been married, never been engaged. you in fact, are the first person to ask me this question. and you just had to follow it with a lmaoo! 😏 just sayin'.

  BULLSHIT HE'S THE FIRST!

  Shushhhhh....we agreed we were gonna keep this quiet.
• Euro✯ Jul 19, 2011

  Should I fake my orgasms?
• BellaItaliana Jul 19, 2011

  Sabasaul wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  🐱 mama tek wrote: I've never been married, never been engaged. you in fact, are the first person to ask me this question. and you just had to follow it with a lmaoo! 😏 just sayin'.

  BULLSHIT HE'S THE FIRST!

  Shushhhhh....we agreed we were gonna keep this quiet.

  1 year ago:
  

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  mama tek wrote:

  teabaggery: when you cap a players mule account and they can't fully object because they're pretending it's not their account. or their mouth is full of mí huevos grandes. dunk. dunk.
  

  Will you marry me? Can we get Patsy back here & have a 3 way lesbian marriage? I'm pretty sure you complete me. And I'm pretty sure Patsy makes me want to be a better woman.
  
•  mama tek Jul 19, 2011

  Sabasaul wrote:

  What would it take for you to start mobbing up again, even if it were temps only?
  

  it would probably start with not playing shadow cities. which is asking a lot because I'm hooked. and apparently growing on people in that community too. I got the top ranked player in the world from last campaign to join turf wars!
•  mama tek Jul 19, 2011

  Sabasaul wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  wec wrote:

  Would u marry me mama?💑❔lmaoo!
  

  I've never been married, never been engaged. you in fact, are the first person to ask me this question. and you just had to follow it with a lmaoo! 😏 just sayin'.

  BULLSHIT HE'S THE FIRST!

  Shushhhhh....we agreed we were gonna keep this quiet.

  but he is? I think?
•  mama tek Jul 19, 2011

  Euro✯ wrote:

  Should I fake my orgasms?
  

  I only believe in faking orgasms if it's really not going to happen, and your guy isn't showing any signs of stopping unless he's convinced he's satisfied and you are completely uninvested in making him any better and you just want it over.
  otherwise, I strongly believe in not. partnered sex gets better with sessions. some people need to be given a little nudging in the right direction. what they're doing well, what they should do less of, etc. sometimes you only get what you put into it. don't be shy to give yourself assistance too. orgasms from the inside and outside at the same time are pretty much the greatest things on earth.
•  mama tek Jul 19, 2011

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  guitarman wrote:

  Will anyone ever FULLY understand Inception?
  

  because of the hype, this is one of those movies I didn't watch stoned. and I didn't really get lost. but I understood how it could be confusing.

  Why wouldnt you watch inception stoned?

  I would. now that I get the gist. but I didn't the first time because I heard it could be confusing and I wanted to follow what was happening.
• ADD WEC Jul 19, 2011

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  Sabasaul wrote:

  🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  wec wrote:

  Would u marry me mama?💑❔lmaoo!
  

  I've never been married, never been engaged. you in fact, are the first person to ask me this question. and you just had to follow it with a lmaoo! 😏 just sayin'.

  BULLSHIT HE'S THE FIRST!

  Shushhhhh....we agreed we were gonna keep this quiet.

  but he is? I think?

  I am the first!!!
• Mr. Bushwick Jul 20, 2011

  what new city did MT move to?
•  mama tek Jul 20, 2011

  Mr. Bushwick wrote:

  what new city did MT move to?
  

  I'm in Salem, MA for the summer. then back to NYC to grind out another resto opening for a friend.
• PSALM40 Jul 20, 2011

  YOU wrote:

  Does Sally really sell sea shells by the sea shore? And if she does. Is that how she bought her heart shaped bed in the middle of the floor?
  

  Page 2 :( I see discrimination 😭
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Jul 27, 2011

  Where are u?
• davey da kidd Jul 27, 2011

  How flexible are you ??
•  mama tek Jul 28, 2011

  I'm so sorry I've been away. a bit consumed. I'll respond shortly.
•  mama tek Jul 28, 2011

  I owe a hot dog menu. this I take very seriously. also that's not sarcasm. I extra want to think about this.
• onter™ Jun 29, 2012

  This was the call out of the golden age
• BellaItaliana Jun 29, 2012

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  🔥Jus' Blaze🔥 wrote:

  Your recipe for Lobster Newburg please..
  

  a bunch of 1.25 lb lobsters (best size for meat:shell ratio)
  butter
  heavy cream
  sherry
  egg yolks
  salt
  nutmeg
  fresh chopped tarragon

  drop lobsters in boiling water for about 7 minutes. pull out. let cool. dismember, take all the meat out, set shells aside to make lobster stock or something. snack on the little legs. I like pulling the tiniest bit of their meat out with my teeth like edamame. anyway, pull out all the meat.

  melt butter. put lobster meat in warm butter for a couple minutes. once poached, pull out meat and set aside again....
  

  Hehe...she said "pull out".
• Ꭱ3V Jun 29, 2012

  ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  🔥Jus' Blaze🔥 wrote:

  Your recipe for Lobster Newburg please..
  

  a bunch of 1.25 lb lobsters (best size for meat:shell ratio)
  butter
  heavy cream
  sherry
  egg yolks
  salt
  nutmeg
  fresh chopped tarragon

  drop lobsters in boiling water for about 7 minutes. pull out. let cool. dismember, take all the meat out, set shells aside to make lobster stock or something. snack on the little legs. I like pulling the tiniest bit of their meat out with my teeth like edamame. anyway, pull out all the meat.

  melt butter. put lobster meat in warm butter for a couple minutes. once poached, pull out meat and set aside again....
  

  Hehe...she said "pull out".

  😂😂😂

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