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A guy walks into a bar. What does he say?
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Give me a drink?
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He says "Oww"
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I've defied the laws of space and matter… B!TCH!
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Angel of Blades wrote:
What?I've defied the laws of space and matter… B!TCH!
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What weighs nothing but is everything? Whatt is so simple yet so complex?
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Mizman102 wrote:
First one.Angel of Blades wrote:
What?I've defied the laws of space and matter… B!TCH!
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Idk... Ya stumped me... Tell me! I got another one. What vegetable do u throw away the outside, cook the inside, eatthe outside then throw away the inside?
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Mizman102 wrote:
Corn?Idk... Ya stumped me... Tell me! I got another one. What vegetable do u throw away the outside, cook the inside, eatthe outside then throw away the inside?
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The i's in bitch are upside down. Gravity
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Angel of Blades wrote:
Life?What weighs nothing but is everything? Whatt is so simple yet so complex?
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Makuni u are correct! Corn!
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What do you put in a bucket to make it lighter
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Iceberg_Slim wrote:
What?What do you put in a bucket to make it lighter
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Mizman102 wrote:
Yeyy!😺Makuni u are correct! Corn!
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Iceberg_Slim wrote:
A candleWhat do you put in a bucket to make it lighter
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Iceberg_Slim wrote:
A torchWhat do you put in a bucket to make it lighter
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makuni wrote:
A holeIceberg_Slim wrote:
A torchWhat do you put in a bucket to make it lighter
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Mizman102 wrote:
OuchA guy walks into a bar. What does he say?
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💢GOLIATH💢 wrote:
CorrectMizman102 wrote:
OuchA guy walks into a bar. What does he say?
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What two letters are nothing?
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Mizman102 wrote:
HahaHe says "Oww"
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Anyone got any good jokes?
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Hole is correct.
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Iceberg_Slim wrote:
NiceHole is correct.
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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries
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That's a towel....
Joke for ya
My wife asked me the other day, "What did you think of me when we first met?""I thought you were way out of my league," I replied."Aww, because I was so pretty?""No, because you looked like a heavyweight and I was a middleweight." -
krissharm wrote:
LOL!That's a towel....
Joke for ya
My wife asked me the other day, "What did you think of me when we first met?""I thought you were way out of my league," I replied."Aww, because I was so pretty?""No, because you looked like a heavyweight and I was a middleweight." -
Paddy says to Mick - Im ready for a holiday only this year im going to do it a bit different.
3yrs ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2yrs ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year? Paddy replies - I'll fukin take her with me! -
A crowd of blokes outside a pub and a woman walks past, one bloke says to his mates "I would give her one." The woman turns around and replies "I would not have sex with you, if you were the last man on earth." The bloke answers "who said anything about sex? I was marking you out of ten you fat cow."
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Marky G wrote:
Lol!A crowd of blokes outside a pub and a woman walks past, one bloke says to his mates "I would give her one." The woman turns around and replies "I would not have sex with you, if you were the last man on earth." The bloke answers "who said anything about sex? I was marking you out of ten you fat cow."
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