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Where do you find a dog with one leg?
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Mizman102 wrote:
At a traditional Chinese dinner table...?Where do you find a dog with one leg?
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The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars.
‘Come to bed, darling,’ she whispered after some time had passed.
‘Not likely,’ replied the blonde groom - ‘my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I’m not going to miss a minute of it!’ -
Pinz wrote:
ehhhThe bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars.
‘Come to bed, darling,’ she whispered after some time had passed.
‘Not likely,’ replied the blonde groom - ‘my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I’m not going to miss a minute of it!’ -
She married and had 13 children.
Then her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.
She remarried a third time and had 5 more children.
After a long life, she finally died after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the priest prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, ‘Lord, they're finally together.’
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, ‘Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?’
The friend replied, ‘I think he means her legs.’ -
Ahahahahahaha
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Mizman102 wrote:
Where you left em. DuhWhere do you find a dog with one leg?
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Yup good job
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, ‘My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!’
‘Is this her first child?’ the doctor queries.
‘No, you idiot!’ the man shouts. ‘This is her HUSBAND!’ -
Lol
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Johnny has 5 apples! Sam takes 3 apples! Andrew gives 7 apples! What does Johnny have now? AIDS!
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Meh my friend told me that. I thought it was pretty dumb
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mist7676 wrote:
???Johnny has 5 apples! Sam takes 3 apples! Andrew gives 7 apples! What does Johnny have now? AIDS!
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Post real jokes
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There are 3 ducks in a pond. A man walks by and sees one of the ducks and says, "hey,What r u doing?" the duck replies, "I'm blowing bubbles :). The man then goes oh okay. He then goes to the second duck and ask him what he is doing. The duck replies "I'm blowing bubbles." the man goes err okay.. He goes to the third duck and asks him are u blowing bubbles too? Third duck: "No, I AM bubbles,
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An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.
During one Sunday's sermon he told them, ‘If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!’
Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: ‘fallen’.
From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had ‘fallen’.
This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.
Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor.
The priest was quite concerned. ‘You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can't believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen!’
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.
But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said - ‘I don't know why you're laughing; your wife fell three times last week!’ -
makuni wrote:
the joker!Mizman102 wrote:
1 yummy mummy in her cayenne?badfish wrote:
Idk who?a man lays dead on the ground with 53 bicycles around him. who killed him?
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What do you call a elephant with no nose
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A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight.
They were advertising that they served the balls of the bull who lost the bullfight.
Intrigued, the man went inside, only to find that where was a six-week waiting list to get to eat the loser's balls.
So he signed up and came back six weeks later.
When he got his meal, there were two teeny, teeny balls on his plate.
He called the waiter over to complain.
‘I've waited six weeks for bull balls. What are these?’
‘Sir,’ the waiter said, ‘the bull doesn't always lose.’ -
What's the difference between light and hard?
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What two words have the most letters in them
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There's a woman pregnant with triplets.
Inside the the womb one baby says,
"what do you guys want to be when you grow up?"
The first baby says, "when I grow up I want to be an electrician so we can have lights in here."
The second baby says, "well when I grow up I want to be a plumber so we can have running water in here."
The last baby says, "I wanna be a hunter so I can shoot that damn gopher that keeps sticking his head through that hole!" -
YOU wrote:
You can still sleep with a light onWhat's the difference between light and hard?
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Love all those newly posted jokes! ❤
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What kind of flower grows between your nose and your chin
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