Yo mamma jokes!!
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Let's here some good ones people.. I'll start. Yo mamma so fat she fell to the dark side and kept falling
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Yo mama is so fat the only way to get her through a doorway is to butter the sides and put a twinkie at the other side.
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Yo mammas so fat were In her right now
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Yo mama so fat! That just to shake her hand you need directions
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⬆⬆is that really a joke⬆⬆
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow shirt kids mistake her for a school bus.
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Oh my god... Please...no! NOOOOOOOO!
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Yo mamma's so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.
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Yo momma's so fat that she needs planning permission just to sit down.
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your mum is so dumb she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone
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your mum is so fat Spain tried claiming her as new territory
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Yo mama is just like a vaccum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet!
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Yo mamas so stupid she climbed out a window to see what was on the other side.
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The reason I'm so fat is everytime I fucked ur mum, she gave me a biscuit!!!
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Paddy_b wrote:
LolThe reason I'm so fat is everytime I fucked ur mum, she gave me a biscuit!!!
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Your mums so fat that she's got cheats for Wii fit
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Yo mamma so stupid her username is always ---------👆
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To mommas so fat
she stole free bread -
Stupid not fat^
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Yo mamma so fat I just planted 10 turfs on her ass!
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Wow good ones
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Your mums like a shotgun,one cock and she blows.
Your mums so fat I took a picture of her a year ago and it's still printing
Your mums so fat she went swimming in the sea and said 'oops I'm in the kids pool'
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To mommas so fat she went to a restraunt, looked at the menu and said "okay!"
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Your mummy so dumb she put a hole in her roof so she could watch sky!
Your mummy is so fat she needs a bummer rang to put her belt on.
Your mummy is so fat her waist size is the equator.
Your mummy is so fat! Every time she turns round it's her birthday!
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Good ones
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Carver😜add118📞 wrote:
nice hahahayour mum is so fat Spain tried claiming her as new territory
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Yer mom is so fat when she walks in the front door, she comes out the back
yer mom is so stupid she stole a free loaf of bread
yer mom is so fat she causes the lunar eclipse
yer mom is so fat she has her own area code
yer mom is so fat the universe revolves around her
yer mom is so fat she takes up the whole parking lot
yer mom is so fat the ocean is her bathtub
yer mom is so fat she sits in every section of the stadium
that's all for now, my imagination is running dry
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Yo mama is so fat the only way to get her through a doorway is to butter the sides and put a twinkie at the other side.
hahahahahahahah lolololol I love this!!!!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 that's the best one!!!! -
Yo mamma is sooo short that this joke would go right over her!
Yo mamma is so fat, that when she tried to step on the weight scale, it said " Don't you dare!!". -
Ur mums so fat wen she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders was starting!!
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Yo mamma is so fat, if she farts, people think it's the apocalypse.
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