Yo mamma jokes!!
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Yo momma so fat her blood type is jelly donut filling
Yo momma so fat she uses the I-90 as a slip n slide
Yo momma so fat her year book photo was aerial.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and snot came out washintons nose
Yo momma so fat she bleeds ragu. -
Your mom is so fat to have sex with her i slap a thigh and ride the wave. Surfs up!
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Yo mamma is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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MR 357 wrote:
Yo mamma is so stupid she thinks thats funny! JkYour mamas so short, you can see her whole body on her drivers liscence.
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Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Your momma is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Your momma is so fat she jumped i'n the ocean and made the gulf of mexico
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Your momma is so fat she put on a blue tshirt started walking down the stairs and chicken little started yelling the sky is falling the sky is falling
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Don Daan wrote:
thats true with my mumYo mamma is so fat, if she farts, people think it's the apocalypse.
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Yo mamas so fat she stepped on her scale and buz ilghtyear poped out and yelled "to infinity and beyond".
Lol another good one -
Golddigga wrote:
LolMR 357 wrote:
Yo mamma is so stupid she thinks thats funny! JkYour mamas so short, you can see her whole body on her drivers liscence.
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Pigy Bank Gang🐽 wrote:
Thanks! There are a bunch of good ones on a yo mama jokes app, that's where I got this one.Yo mama is so fat the only way to get her through a doorway is to butter the sides and put a twinkie at the other side.
hahahahahahahah lolololol I love this!!!!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 that's the best one!!!! -
Yer mom is so stupid she can't understand the law of gravity
yer mom is so fat the great lakes describe her: Huge Overweight Lardball Massive Eating Stuff
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yer mom is so fat the great lakes describe her: Huge Overweight Lardball Massive Eating Stuff
? Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, superior. L? -
Yo mama's ....(fill in urself) are so nasty, they should eat them with Fear Factor!
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Your mommas measurements are 36 24 36...and the other legs about the same.
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If I wanted to kick yo mamas ass all I would have to do is throw a sandwhich on the ground and wait for her to pick it up and then kick her right in the face..
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Wow, I think this might be better then some of the apps out there.. 😺😺😺
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Yo mama is so fat, she beats THE HULK just by sitting on him
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Yo mama is soo fat when she goes swimming the Japanese whaler boats come out!
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Yo mama so uhly even jabba the hut said damn!
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Yo mamas so dumb that she starved to death in a grocery store
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Yo mama is so heavy that there wasn't a large anogth number to weigh her!
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Yo mamas so fat that X box kinect thinks she isn't there
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Yo mamas so dum she robbed her own house
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Yo mamas so fat that when she went for a walk everyone thought Jupiter was crashing
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Do you want to hear something funny???
Yo Mama... that's funny
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Yo mama drowned playing hockey...
In the summer...... -
I saw yo mama the other day and she was kicking an empty box down the street
I said to her what are u doing
she said
"I'm moving" -
Yo mamma so stupid she failed a survey
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Yo mamas so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
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