Yo mamma jokes!!
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Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked past the tv, you missed three shows!
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Your mamma so ugly the neibours break into he house just to close the drapes.
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Yo mamas so ugly that the devil gave her his job
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Rumply Forskin wrote:
One of the best ones right thereYour mamma so ugly the neibours break into he house just to close the drapes.
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Yo mamas so fat she wore a Malcolm X tshirt and 6 parachutists landed on her.
Yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Your mamas so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard!
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Yer moms so fat Dora can't even explore her
yer mom is so fat when she died people started singing "a whole new world"
yer mom us so fat the Spanish came and claimed her as new territory.
Yer mom is so fat when she went on a cruise, the ship sank.
Yer mom is so ugly the mirror cracks when she looks at it.
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Hehe
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yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mamas so fat her pants size is in longitude and latitude
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Yo mama so stupid, when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.
Your mama so mean, she mad Hitler cry
Your mama so hairy, your father was chibaca. rararara -
To mamas so stupid, when the forecast said it will be chilly, yo mum grabbed her bowl, when outside and said" wear Is my chilly?"
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Your mamas like a shotgun two cocks she blows
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Your mom is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook
Your mom's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Your mom is so big, when she got the flu, the parasite got lost.
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ur moms so fat she fell in love and broke it💔
ur moms so old she knew when she was born the Dead Sea was only starting to get sick.
ur moms so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl🏈
ur moms so old she knew Cap'n Crunch when he was still a Private.ur moms so fat she got back pockets in the front.😳
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ur moms so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked. 👻
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Your mothers like the MBTA, everyone gets a ride, as long as they pay a price.
Your mother's like a toilet; Fat, white, and smells like shit.
Your mother's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Just a few.
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Your moms so short she drives thru the mcdonalds drive through in a hot wheels car.
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Your mothers ass is so big she has shit stains on her collar.
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Your mama so stupid she stared at a frozen can of orange juice because it said concentrate
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Big Iron ☣ Buck wrote:
lmao Eddie Murphy said somethin similar like this but about one of his friends in his stand up "delirious"Your mothers ass is so big she has shit stains on her collar.
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Yo mama so stupid she locked her self in the bathroom and pissed her pants yo Yo mama is sooo short she does hoops under the bed
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yo momma like a homeless shelter everythings fre
yo mommas like a hospital full of disseases
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yo mommas so stupid she told a yo momma such a hoe joke to her brother
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ur mom got fired from the MMs factory for throwing away all the 'W' candies.
when she tried to get a new job, the application confused the hell outta her. how do i know? where it said "sign here" she put "Pisces". -
Your mom is so fat they dont let her join weight watcher and they can't fit her on the bigger loser stage
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Yo mama so dumb that she STARTED THIS FORUM😄
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Yoo momma is so fat that when a truck hit her she said who threw that rock at me
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Yo mamma so fat wen she stood on the scales it said 'to be continued'. Yo mamma so fat wen she stood on the scales it said '. We asked for your weight not your phone number'❕
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ur moms so fat her license picture was taken from an aerial view.
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squishedfrog wrote:
The L is for landslide which is what yo mama causes when she walks😜😜😜yer mom is so fat the great lakes describe her: Huge Overweight Lardball Massive Eating Stuff
? Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, superior. L?
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