Yo mamma jokes!!
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Yo mama bleeds gravy
So fat she jumped up and got stuck
She flosses her teeth with bacon
She has a milkbone tied round her neck just so the dog will play with her. -
Yo mama is so fat she got stabbed and said who scratched me
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Yo mama so fat she has her own post code
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.45 Caliber wrote:
Yer mom is so stupid she can't understand the law of gravity
yer mom is so fat the great lakes describe her: Huge Overweight Lardball Massive Eating Stuff
Seriously??
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a matters store and slept on the floor. -
Yo mamma so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on the scale.
Yo mama so dumb she sat on the couch and watched the tv.
Yo mama so fat she has a larger gravity pull than the earth. -
Yo mamma so stupid she tried shoplifting and got caught under the shop
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You're mom is like a orange. Squeeze her, and juice comes out.
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Yo mama is so cheap, when you asked for a Xbox, she gave you a brown box with an X on it.
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Yo mamma so ugly I don't have to finish this joke.
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Yo mama so dumb she makes snooki look smart
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Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
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I would call your mama stupid ,but it would be fair to the stupid people.
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Yo mama So fat she jumped in the air and got stuck! 🔊cricket noise🔊What it wasn't that bad, was it!
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To mama so fat she fell in love...and broke it
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Yo momma so fat, when she went to Japan, everyone yelled GODZILLIA!
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