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• ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ Jan 4, 2025

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  The interviewer asks the candidate “why do you ask for such a high salary when you have no experience?”

  The candidate replies “well the job is harder when you don’t know what you’re doing”
  

  😂 very true
• Uglyladdie Jan 5, 2025

  ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ wrote:

  *Stolen* 😂
  My friend promised to take me to
  Donald Trump's inauguration if he was re-elected.

  When he ordered the tickets he didn't realize it was on the same day as his wedding.

  He just received the tickets in the mail today and is very upset.

  I told him not to worry that I'd help him find someone to take his place.

  So, if anyone is interested
  it's at the Baptist Church in Mesa, AZ at 5:00 pm. Her name is Lisa, she's a great cook and she'll be wearing a white dress.
  

  Lol 😂
• ᵐ📡ᵣ 𝓐𝓯𝓽𝔂𝓻🌐𝓛𝔂𝓯𝓮™ Jan 5, 2025

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ wrote:

  *Stolen* 😂
  My friend promised to take me to
  Donald Trump's inauguration if he was re-elected.

  When he ordered the tickets he didn't realize it was on the same day as his wedding.

  He just received the tickets in the mail today and is very upset.

  I told him not to worry that I'd help him find someone to take his place.

  So, if anyone is interested
  it's at the Baptist Church in Mesa, AZ at 5:00 pm. Her name is Lisa, she's a great cook and she'll be wearing a white dress.
  

  Lol 😂

  🤣took me a couple times to get it
• ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ 6 days ago

  I was in Home Depot using the restroom and just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next stall said, "Hey! How are you? Embarrassed, I said, "I'm alright"
  The voice said, "So, what are you up to?" I said, "Just trying to take care of some private business over here!" Then I hear, "Can I come over?" I was like, "Hell no you can't come over." Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions."
• Uglyladdie 6 days ago

  ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ wrote:

  I was in Home Depot using the restroom and just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next stall said, "Hey! How are you? Embarrassed, I said, "I'm alright"
  The voice said, "So, what are you up to?" I said, "Just trying to take care of some private business over here!" Then I hear, "Can I come over?" I was like, "Hell no you can't come over." Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions."
  

  I’ve done this before 😳 just not in public thank god
• ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ 6 days ago

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ wrote:

  I was in Home Depot using the restroom and just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next stall said, "Hey! How are you? Embarrassed, I said, "I'm alright"
  The voice said, "So, what are you up to?" I said, "Just trying to take care of some private business over here!" Then I hear, "Can I come over?" I was like, "Hell no you can't come over." Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions."
  

  I’ve done this before 😳 just not in public thank god

  that's hilarious 😆 🤣😅
• Uglyladdie 6 days ago

  ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ wrote:

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ wrote:

  I was in Home Depot using the restroom and just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next stall said, "Hey! How are you? Embarrassed, I said, "I'm alright"
  The voice said, "So, what are you up to?" I said, "Just trying to take care of some private business over here!" Then I hear, "Can I come over?" I was like, "Hell no you can't come over." Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions."
  

  I’ve done this before 😳 just not in public thank god

  that's hilarious 😆 🤣😅

  It’s embarrassing 🙈 got teased for months
• ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ 5 days ago

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ wrote:

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  ⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ wrote:

  I was in Home Depot using the restroom and just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next stall said, "Hey! How are you? Embarrassed, I said, "I'm alright"
  The voice said, "So, what are you up to?" I said, "Just trying to take care of some private business over here!" Then I hear, "Can I come over?" I was like, "Hell no you can't come over." Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions."
  

  I’ve done this before 😳 just not in public thank god

  that's hilarious 😆 🤣😅

  It’s embarrassing 🙈 got teased for months

  😂 I can imagine lol

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