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ChatGPT Prompt: Generate a joke that tells a story
Answer: Once upon a time, there was a pencil and an eraser having a conversation. The pencil said, "You know, I used to have a lot of mistakes, but you've helped me become better."
The eraser replied, "Well, that's what friends are for โ to rub off on each other!"
I have evidence this was genuine from ChatGPT.
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Why donโt boxers have sex before their match?
Because they really donโt like each other
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NikeShoes23 wrote:
๐คฃ๐ChatGPT Prompt: Generate a joke that tells a story
Answer: Once upon a time, there was a pencil and an eraser having a conversation. The pencil said, "You know, I used to have a lot of mistakes, but you've helped me become better."
The eraser replied, "Well, that's what friends are for โ to rub off on each other!"
I have evidence this was genuine from ChatGPT.
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Chilling wrote:
LOL! ๐Why donโt boxers have sex before their match?
Because they really donโt like each other
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Nurse: Are you allergic to anything?
Man: Burnt bread.
Nurse: You're allergic to burnt bread?!?
Man: Yes, Iโm black toast intolerant. ๐๐
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โซท ๐ ๐๐๐ธ ๐ โซธ wrote:
LolNurse: Are you allergic to anything?
Man: Burnt bread.
Nurse: You're allergic to burnt bread?!?
Man: Yes, Iโm black toast intolerant. ๐๐
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What did the leper say to the hooker ?
Keep the tip
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Did you hear about the inventor of the knock-knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize!
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Pete๐ปThe๐ปJakey wrote:
๐๐What did the leper say to the hooker ?
Keep the tip
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Uglyladdie wrote:
I could have swore, I replied to this already. :( ๐๐Did you hear about the inventor of the knock-knock joke?
He won the no-bell prize!
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Nothing like a โjust the tipโ joke lmao
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The only thing flat earthers have to fearโฆโฆ
Is sphere itself!
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โ ๏ธ๐ ๐ ๐ ฃโโฝโพโโ ๏ธ wrote:
๐ give us one lolNothing like a โjust the tipโ joke lmao
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Uglyladdie wrote:
๐ poor flat earthersThe only thing flat earthers have to fearโฆโฆ
Is sphere itself!
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I was at my therapist the other day and he said, "On a scale of
1-10, how antisocial would you say you are?"I told him, "If I swipe my card at a gas station and it says 'See cashier' I just get in my truck and go home."
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Whaddya call fake pasta? An imposter. Nahr, nahr ๐ฅธ
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We just found out that grandpa is addicted to viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than grandma.
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โซท ๐ ๐๐๐ธ ๐ โซธ wrote:
Thatโs not a joke I actually do that ๐I was at my therapist the other day and he said, "On a scale of
1-10, how antisocial would you say you are?"I told him, "If I swipe my card at a gas station and it says 'See cashier' I just get in my truck and go home."
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A bum approached a well-dressed gentleman on the street."Hey buddy, can you spare two dollars?"
The well-dressed gentleman responded, "You are not going to spend it on liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink" said the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?"
"No, way, I don't gamble" answered the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money on a Turf War game, would you?" Asked the man.
"Never" said the bum, I don't play Turf War game.
The man then asked the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home-cooked meal.
The bum accepted eagerly. While they were heading to the man's house his curiosity got the better of him.
"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?"
"Probably" said the man, "But It will be worth it.
I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or play online Turf War games.
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What's the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates
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Definitnotdatgu wrote:
๐ definitely alot more dates than anyone.What's the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates
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Today is the first day I learned the sound of a snap comes from your finger hitting your palm and not the rubbing of fingers. ๐ซฐ
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โซท ๐ ๐๐๐ธ ๐ โซธ wrote:
Yo crazy๐คฃToday is the first day I learned the sound of a snap comes from your finger hitting your palm and not the rubbing of fingers. ๐ซฐ
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AftyrLyfe wrote:
you tried , didn't ya ? Lolโซท ๐ ๐๐๐ธ ๐ โซธ wrote:
Yo crazy๐คฃToday is the first day I learned the sound of a snap comes from your finger hitting your palm and not the rubbing of fingers. ๐ซฐ
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Three fish are in a tank.
One goes to the other โhow do you drive this thing?โ
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A fish swims into a wall. He yells "Dam!"
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BigAl! wrote:
LolA fish swims into a wall. He yells "Dam!"
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I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.
If anything it just made him more sluggish
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Uglyladdie wrote:
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ poor snail lolI took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.
If anything it just made him more sluggish
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I wasn't all that hungry but I was craving a piece of chicken,
so stopped at Popeyes for a 1 piece chicken meal.She said, You want breast or leg?"
I said, "The leg."
She said, "What side?"
I thought about it for a few seconds, and said, "I guess the right side, I don't really know what the difference is."
After what seemed like several minutes of hysterical laughter, she said, "No hunny which side would you like to go with with your 'leg'?
Mashed Potatoes, Biscuit or Fries?"Me: biscuit to go ๐
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