🎺🎺🎺 HEAR YE HEAR YE
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The time has come!!!! You may all please be seated. Quiet please for The King wishes to speak.
Today is a glorious day. A day for thanks. A day that all shall remember. For today the TW treaty of 2015 has been signed and put into effect. This treaty has been signed by the mighty Lord Garrett and yours truly, The King. We shall rule the land known as TW. All shall bow before us!!! All shall live in peace and harmony!! To ensure this treaty is kept intact, The King and The Lord have hired a few people to ensure the safety of this treaty. Our General to the Royal Army is Turf warrior! He shall overlook all the land and ensure its safety as well as destroy any tyranny. Our Lead Scientist, who is in charge of finding cures for disease and also in charge of a secret weapon of mass destruction, is Sir Ka-Boom. Many other positions are still being filled as we speak. Fianlly, we would like to thank Krampus for showing up and enjoying his Royal Sacrafice. -
As for his Royal Sacrafice, we found a febel minded, weak to the bone, lazy scoundrel. He is known as pugsgark. Let the sacrifice begin!!! ALL HAIL THE LORD!!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!! ALL HAIL THE TW TREATY OF 2015!!! That is all. Good day.
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We have mad an error. It is pugshark * we apologize for the inconvenience.
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The proof reader has been beheaded!!! Sir auto- correct has been sacrificed for too many errors. That should read made* not mad. ALL HAIL THE LORD. ALL HAIL THE KING!! ALL HAIL THE TREATY!!
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Looks like I own forests near your kingdom am I allow to hunt the wildlife in them to feed myself and my 2 children?
Or are the forests of Pennsylvania own by the king and all it's wildlife are the king property? -
If you think I'm giving up my forest in Pa. to some puny king you got another thing coming. The king is on Lord Darken💀Rahl land. He better be careful.
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Your lands are protected. Happy hunting!!! The King and The Lord send you both plenty of ammunition to hunt with for 5 glorious years.
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King Keller, you can go 👊✊🍆💦💦 yourself and your treaty.
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Fist bump an eggplant with water?
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King Keller wrote:
LOLFist bump an eggplant with water?
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Turf🐑Warrior approves of this announcement. All hail the king!
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STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ wrote:
Pretty much sums it up 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼King Keller, you can go 👊✊🍆💦💦 yourself and your treaty.
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So cap pugshark?
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He is yours to do with as you please Mighty Krampus
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Dang it. And I was having such a good day up until now.
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But I don't believe any of this until I see a post from lord Garrett.
And the fist bump comment made me laugh. 😂
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Lord Garrett does not wish to speak at this time for The Lord is resting now. The Lord had a very exhausting day.
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You seem to be located in the wrong country. No king rules America and I sure as heck don't worship any person. I question your integrity for choosing to associate with Garrett (who is not a lord). Is he even still active?
On the bright side, at least this thread was pretty amusing. Fist bumping an eggplant was darn funny.
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Mystery wrote:
I believe the queen has spoke the king may have to step down.You seem to be located in the wrong country. No king rules America and I sure as heck don't worship any person. I question your integrity for choosing to associate with Garrett (who is not a lord). Is he even still active?
On the bright side, at least this thread was pretty amusing. Fist bumping an eggplant was darn funny.
All hail! Mystery our Queen of America 😉😀 -
Mystery is talking in jibberish. He may have eaten too much turkey. Maybe a nap is in order.
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King Keller wrote:
Where do these guys come from??? Seriously 🤔 What the F............... Your an idiotMystery is talking in jibberish. He may have eaten too much turkey. Maybe a nap is in order.
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Well Mystery is a She not a He and you better watch it as she has in the past helped overthrow several kingdoms. Also I'm with Rahl and I do not recognize your claim to the throne! 🐢
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#FreeSarah
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You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!! I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some
moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! -
ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻😂😂😂😂😂#FreeSarah
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rojo2017 wrote:
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis of a government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremonyYou can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!! I mean, if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some
moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! -
pugshark wrote:
Agreed, where is garrett?But I don't believe any of this until I see a post from lord Garrett.
And the fist bump comment made me laugh. 😂
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You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!
I blow my nose at you, so called Arthur King, you and all your silly kah-niggits. Go and boil your bottoms!
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
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Now that you all have gotten the sand out of your vaginas, ALL HAIL THE LORD!!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!! ALL HAIL THE TW TREATY OF 2015!!!!!
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Peace and Harmony in a war game?
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Do NOT make The King give Sir Turf Warrior the order to kill. ALL HAIL THE TW TREATY!!!
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