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Sir Ka-Boom has presented The King with glorious news. His scientists have found a cure for mental retardation. Pugshark has a fighting chance. Please pray for pugshark and a speedy recovery. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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I hereby profess my undying loyalty to King Keller. I have seen the ways of the righteous of an do believe in the power of the King.
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★ᏕᎠ★ wrote:
If Swamp could be converted we're all screwed.I hereby profess my undying loyalty to King Keller. I have seen the ways of the righteous of an do believe in the power of the King.
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
He was bribed by a gallon of moonshine and a new set of wheels for his trailer in case he needs to move😜★ᏕᎠ★ wrote:
If Swamp could be converted we're all screwed.I hereby profess my undying loyalty to King Keller. I have seen the ways of the righteous of an do believe in the power of the King.
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★ᏕᎠ★ wrote:
The gates to The Kingdom have opened. Our arms are open and we welcome you to The Kingdom. Now we must find a suitable position for such a great warrior!!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!I hereby profess my undying loyalty to King Keller. I have seen the ways of the righteous of an do believe in the power of the King.
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Dear Rahl,
On behalf of The King, The Lord and all members of The Kingdom, we are sorry to inform you that your application was denied. However, do not give up hope. Follow your dreams. Maybe one day you can fulfill your life goal of joining forces with us. That is all. Good day. ALL HAIL THE KING!!! -
ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Is SD "swamp donkey"? I always thought that name was awesome!★ᏕᎠ★ wrote:
If Swamp could be converted we're all screwed.I hereby profess my undying loyalty to King Keller. I have seen the ways of the righteous of an do believe in the power of the King.
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Welp, still against this guy.
What did ya know.
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pugshark wrote:
It's spankalicious!ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Is SD "swamp donkey"? I always thought that name was awesome!★ᏕᎠ★ wrote:
If Swamp could be converted we're all screwed.I hereby profess my undying loyalty to King Keller. I have seen the ways of the righteous of an do believe in the power of the King.
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer.★ᏕᎠ★ wrote:
If Swamp could be converted we're all screwed.I hereby profess my undying loyalty to King Keller. I have seen the ways of the righteous of an do believe in the power of the King.
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★ᏕᎠ★ wrote:
I heard that anyone who crossed you suffered from PT-SD🤐ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer.★ᏕᎠ★ wrote:
If Swamp could be converted we're all screwed.I hereby profess my undying loyalty to King Keller. I have seen the ways of the righteous of an do believe in the power of the King.
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They only suffer from sheer awesomeness!!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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The King has dabbled a little too much into his hooch!!!
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I don't really want to be a part of the kingdom... Do I still get to enjoy the whole peace thing, or am I fucked?
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Ѵɪɴᴎγ wrote:
I doubt you get to enjoy anything unless you plegde your life to the kingI don't really want to be a part of the kingdom... Do I still get to enjoy the whole peace thing, or am I fucked?
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💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
But mine is going great. Guess the king doesn't have the power people believed that he have.Ѵɪɴᴎγ wrote:
I doubt you get to enjoy anything unless you pledge your life to the kingI don't really want to be a part of the kingdom... Do I still get to enjoy the whole peace thing, or am I fucked?
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The King has been paid a great fortune to let Helixranger roam a free soul. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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M'lord, the people of Turf have spoken. You must have a Queen, to remain a King. Good luck, and farewell
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What kind of King has 400 mob
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SpookySeatBelt wrote:
this one.What kind of King has 400 mob
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Sir Ka-Boom has spoken!!! Let there be 3 days of celebration in his honor. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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King Keller wrote:
BS.The King has been paid a great fortune to let Helixranger roam a free soul. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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And the kings "mighty kingdom" has been knocked out of commission.... without difficulty. That is all.
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Billy Red Jenki wrote:
For behold! A mighty banquet lasting of several minutes shall be held in your honor for having swiftly defeated the "king" in combat!And the kings "mighty kingdom" has been knocked out of commission.... without difficulty. That is all.
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The King is amused at this weak attempt to overthrow The King. The King and his Kingdom shall stand tall through all these so called battles. Now bow before The King!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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King Keller wrote:
No.ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Lmao!!!Billy Red Jenki wrote:
For behold! A mighty banquet lasting of several minutes shall be held in your honor for having swiftly defeated the "king" in combat!And the kings "mighty kingdom" has been knocked out of commission.... without difficulty. That is all.
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
I am shocked and appauled at your lack of faith in our new king. After all of the good he has done for us, where would you be without our king?Billy Red Jenki wrote:
For behold! A mighty banquet lasting of several minutes shall be held in your honor for having swiftly defeated the "king" in combat!And the kings "mighty kingdom" has been knocked out of commission.... without difficulty. That is all.
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The "king" is a legend in his own mind.
I think we all need to help him level up. How can he ever hope to be a king when he's not even a Godfather? It would be for his own good, of course.
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Mystery wrote:
The king will go down in history as the legend of turf wars that united the Mobsters of this game and crusaded against evilThe "king" is a legend in his own mind.
I think we all need to help him level up. How can he ever hope to be a king when he's not even a Godfather? It would be for his own good, of course.
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