🎺🎺🎺 HEAR YE HEAR YE
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💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Riiiight...Dude, why did you drink the Kool-Aid?Mystery wrote:
The king will go down in history as the legend of turf wars that united the Mobsters of this game and crusaded against evilThe "king" is a legend in his own mind.
I think we all need to help him level up. How can he ever hope to be a king when he's not even a Godfather? It would be for his own good, of course.
Why didn't he just use his old Kelder account?
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Mystery wrote:
I drank that delicious strawberry kool-aid (pretty strange saying if you ask me reference but thats a different conversation) because our exalted king has proven time and time again that he is the king.💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Riiiight...Dude, why did you drink the Kool-Aid?Mystery wrote:
The king will go down in history as the legend of turf wars that united the Mobsters of this game and crusaded against evilThe "king" is a legend in his own mind.
I think we all need to help him level up. How can he ever hope to be a king when he's not even a Godfather? It would be for his own good, of course.
Why didn't he just use his old Kelder account?
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Hey King... I need another of your loyal servants to start another vendetta for me please, so I can continue to fight for all that is royal in the kingdom. Thanks.
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Hey king I'm robbing from the king to keep for myself like robin hood
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The King shall not only send his finest men, but The King himself shall help you in your vendetta quest. The King calls upon all his loyal servants to do this favor. In return, The King will grant you millions in dollars and all shall be tax free. The TW treaty of 2015 shall stay indestructible and last the land for many eons. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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The King shows fear to no person. Now bow before your almighty master and ruler of the land. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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King Keller wrote:
Why do you talk in the 3rd personThe King shows fear to no person. Now bow before your almighty master and ruler of the land. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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The King is sending a personal invite to some asshole to visit The Kingdom and bask in its mighty glory. Then you shall see the ways of The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!
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King Keller wrote:
Master Rahl DevotionThe King shows fear to no person. Now bow before your almighty master and ruler of the land. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
"Master Rahl guide us. Master Rahl teach us. Master Rahl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours."
You have just one chance King Keller. -
King Keller wrote:
Yeah, see king, that's not funny. I'd hate for a naive player to actually start a V because you asked him too & not realize what he's getting into. It's not just some V to goof around. Don't ask people for favors when you don't even know what they are for.The King shall not only send his finest men, but The King himself shall help you in your vendetta quest. The King calls upon all his loyal servants to do this favor. In return, The King will grant you millions in dollars and all shall be tax free. The TW treaty of 2015 shall stay indestructible and last the land for many eons. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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Darken💀Rahl wrote:
You sound like a cult leader or a god of some sort of pagan religionKing Keller wrote:
Master Rahl DevotionThe King shows fear to no person. Now bow before your almighty master and ruler of the land. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
"Master Rahl guide us. Master Rahl teach us. Master Rahl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours."
You have just one chance King Keller. -
King Keller wrote:
You are king of NOTHING me and the peoples army of took you outThe King is sending a personal invite to some asshole to visit The Kingdom and bask in its mighty glory. Then you shall see the ways of The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!
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The King has guided. The King has fought. The King has protected. The King is the light. The King is wisdom. The King is simply awesome. And with these words, The land shall be under salvation. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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The King has rolled out the red carpet for mystery. Come see all the glory and might of The Kingdom. You also shall then be ready to join and serve The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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I am the real king of antics bow before lord fegleien
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You may be the king of antics. However, I am The King of TW & the creator of the TW TREATY OF 2015. Now bow before The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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King Keller wrote:
The king of NOTHING spews the garbage from his mouth we all should go buy waders because the caca is getting deep😷💩 but watch the kingdom burn 🔥You may be the king of antics. However, I am The King of TW & the creator of the TW TREATY OF 2015. Now bow before The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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This guy cracks me up
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hotrodtech wrote:
🍝🍴👺King Keller wrote:
The king of NOTHING spews the garbage from his mouth we all should go buy waders because the caca is getting deep😷💩 but watch the kingdom burn 🔥You may be the king of antics. However, I am The King of TW & the creator of the TW TREATY OF 2015. Now bow before The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
The kingdom shall last longer than rome did. Heil our king -
Listen to me te better king join me in my fight for peace land and bread for all in the realm of TW join the King Of Antics
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hotrodtech wrote:
You too shall be celebrated with the feast worthy of a thousand M&M Minis! You have shown your prowess and cunning and have brought back a plentiful bounty of spoils. Your portrait shall forever hang over the head of Keller the Haughty in the golden halls of his premature castle.Hey king I'm robbing from the king to keep for myself like robin hood
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King of antics: The King likes and appreciates your style. The King shall send a carriage to your palace and it will bring you to The Kingdom. We shall feast, swap stories, and have some laughs over our court jester, pugshark. You will also meet Sir Turf Warrior and Sir Ka-Boom. As well as Krampus. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Premature castle? I'll use that one on the missus later! 😜hotrodtech wrote:
You too shall be celebrated with the feast worthy of a thousand M&M Minis! You have shown your prowess and cunning and have brought back a plentiful bounty of spoils. Your portrait shall forever hang over the head of Keller the Haughty in the golden halls of his premature castle.Hey king I'm robbing from the king to keep for myself like robin hood
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
I love M&M's I shall share with you nｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤, Rahl and Mystery and whoever wants to join us but this so called self proclaimed king who obviously drinking WAY too much kool-aidhotrodtech wrote:
You too shall be celebrated with the feast worthy of a thousand M&M Minis! You have shown your prowess and cunning and have brought back a plentiful bounty of spoils. Your portrait shall forever hang over the head of Keller the Haughty in the golden halls of his premature castle.Hey king I'm robbing from the king to keep for myself like robin hood
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King Keller wrote:
SoKing of antics: The King likes and appreciates your style. The King shall send a carriage to your palace and it will bring you to The Kingdom. We shall feast, swap stories, and have some laughs over our court jester, pugshark. You will also meet Sir Turf Warrior and Sir Ka-Boom. As well as Krampus. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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🌞SomeAssHole🌞 wrote:
I'm beginning to believe in reincarnation. Perhaps King Kellogg was Cleveland Slim in a past life? To be continued… 👀King Keller wrote:
Why do you talk in the 3rd personThe King shows fear to no person. Now bow before your almighty master and ruler of the land. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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💔Śταggεг Łεε🔫 wrote:
Preeeety sure it's the reincarnation of lordgarrett99.🌞SomeAssHole🌞 wrote:
I'm beginning to believe in reincarnation. Perhaps King Kellogg was Cleveland Slim in a past life? To be continued… 👀King Keller wrote:
Why do you talk in the 3rd personThe King shows fear to no person. Now bow before your almighty master and ruler of the land. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
But at least I liked him.💔Śταggεг Łεε🔫 wrote:
Preeeety sure it's the reincarnation of lordgarrett99.🌞SomeAssHole🌞 wrote:
I'm beginning to believe in reincarnation. Perhaps King Kellogg was Cleveland Slim in a past life? To be continued… 👀King Keller wrote:
Why do you talk in the 3rd personThe King shows fear to no person. Now bow before your almighty master and ruler of the land. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Oh Lawd...💔Śταggεг Łεε🔫 wrote:
Preeeety sure it's the reincarnation of lordgarrett99.🌞SomeAssHole🌞 wrote:
I'm beginning to believe in reincarnation. Perhaps King Kellogg was Cleveland Slim in a past life? To be continued… 👀King Keller wrote:
Why do you talk in the 3rd personThe King shows fear to no person. Now bow before your almighty master and ruler of the land. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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Truly thus a king who speaks wisely with wisdom is but a common man misguided by his peers, for true wisdom and enlightenment he should seek the guidance of the truly enlightened like those of the followers of the nomadic church of random sideways thinking. For they are blessed with the knowing knowledge that all who follow are blessed with glorious faith from on high (not too mention they get free life membership to the young ladies home for wayward strippers run by the gentle Cardinal de Rampant)
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