🎺🎺🎺 HEAR YE HEAR YE
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★★BЯOШИИOTΞ★★ wrote:
Man Brown, you weren't even worthy of a reply from the king. I got a whole thread for calling him King Nothing! Better step up your taunt game. The Monty Python isn't cutting it.You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!
I blow my nose at you, so called Arthur King, you and all your silly kah-niggits. Go and boil your bottoms!
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
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King Keller wrote:
You really need to stop touching yourself , you are a fly on the wall that is going to get smashed , then you will cry like the child you areDo NOT make The King give Sir Turf Warrior the order to kill. ALL HAIL THE TW TREATY!!!
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Yes king you must not have heard that Mystery has brought may so call " Kings " to there knee's . I suggest you stay in this queen's good book otherwise..... It maybe off with your head 🙀
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The King, The Lord, The treaty of 2015, do not have fear. We have resolve!! ALL HAIL THE KING AND HIS FOLLOWING!!!!
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I hope the 'king' enjoys the pair of shoes I sent him. Let me know if they're too tight a fit, I'm sure I can send another. ;)
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Next time send The King 2 pair. The King always likes a back-up pair. ALL HAIL THE KING AND THE TW TREATY OF 2015
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He got a horse head. I think the king met his future.
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The King and The Lord mounted that head on the wall
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King Keller wrote:
I don't think your lord was mounting anything except the bed in the ER. I sent him just in case he is still active.The King and The Lord mounted that head on the wall
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King Keller wrote:
To remind you of what's going to happen...The King and The Lord mounted that head on the wall
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Helixranger wrote:
Extravagant & exquisite gifts! We truly are blessed! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!King Keller wrote:
To remind you of what's going to happen...The King and The Lord mounted that head on the wall
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Wanker☝🏻️☝🏻☝🏻
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yourg Keller wrote:
A dead, rotten horse head = exquisite giftsHelixranger wrote:
Extravagant & exquisite gifts! We truly are blessed! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!King Keller wrote:
To remind you of what's going to happen...The King and The Lord mounted that head on the wall
Fantastic taste.
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Matches the person who sent it. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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King Keller wrote:
I am pretty sure I am not only a head. Or dead. Or rotten slowly. Or a horse.Matches the person who sent it. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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Hail the King!
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Hey King Wenceslas, Coleslaw or whatever it is... Listen I got sumthin' to tell ya:
Ya see... Turfwars ain't exactly a medieval type of affair. We don't exactly have kings and all that nonsense. (Although occasionally... we do got some court jesters in the figurative sense.)
But what we do got... is wiseguys. Ya know... guys like capos, bodyguards, goons, family alliances and The Don.
And we certainly don't wear no robes and tin crowns. And we certainly don't wear none of that dangling costume jewelry you got around your neck there.
Understand what I'm sayin'?
So… like Mystery alluded to, perhaps you downloaded the wrong reality over at that Apples store. (Shrug.)
Now if you'll excuse me… I got some meatballs to toss into this gravy that's going over to grandma's block party.
You're welcome to come but you gotta take off that silly robe.
And for chrissake bring a Tommy gun!
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Dear king keller, I challenge you to a duel. High noon.
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pugshark wrote: Man Brown, you weren't even worthy of a reply from the king. I got a whole thread for calling him King Nothing! Better step up your taunt game. The Monty Python isn't cutting it.
I wasn't trying to taunt him directly. I was just having fun with silly movie quotes. It's not a good idea to taunt people with dangerous mental imbalances. His entire psychosis could come crashing down around him. He might realize how pointless his entire existence is, and how embarrassing his little cry for attention really is.. ..and sink into a deep depression from which he may never return.Don't pick on him. He's fragile.
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★ᏕᎠ★ wrote:
Duel accepted. As for the rest of the peons, male or female, ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!! NOW BEFORE THE FOUNDER AND CREATOR OF YOUR LIVES!!!!Dear king keller, I challenge you to a duel. High noon.
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When can I start capping pugshark?
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★ᏕᎠ★ wrote:
I am your backup.Dear king keller, I challenge you to a duel. High noon.
Though the tommy gun beats a musket. -
〓K Я A M P U S〓 wrote:
Umm. All hail the king?!?When can I start capping pugshark?
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I believe hotrodtech may be coming to pay homage to the King ...
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Krampus, you may fire at will. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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King Keller wrote:
You guys should really keep that kinda stuff to your self 😂😂😂😂😂The King and The Lord mounted that head on the wall
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ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
👍😳 who meI believe hotrodtech may be coming to pay homage to the King ...
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Hotrodtech stopped by and was very humble. The King has granted his pardon and has dedicated a hall in The Royal Catle in his name. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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TrailerTrash wrote:
This kid is going places. Has a bright future. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!Hail the King!
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ALL HAIL THE HOTROD!!
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