The Exploits of Cleveland Slim
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Cleveland Slim wrote:
"Turf wars community is abuzz"Breaking News: reports indicate that the notorious Cleveland Slim has crossed the state line into Ohio and our sources indicate he was last seen heading east from Toledo.
The Turf Wars community is abuzz with rumors - could the slim bandit be headed to Cleveland? There is no evidence to suggest the bandit has any connection to the city.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂It's an epic read ...
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝Cleveland Slim wrote:
"Turf wars community is abuzz"Breaking News: reports indicate that the notorious Cleveland Slim has crossed the state line into Ohio and our sources indicate he was last seen heading east from Toledo.
The Turf Wars community is abuzz with rumors - could the slim bandit be headed to Cleveland? There is no evidence to suggest the bandit has any connection to the city.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 -
Headline News:
Lucky Pierre and Cleveland Slim appear very close to be agreeing on a deal that will bring this dramatic week and a half of banditry and debauchery to a close. As soon as more details come out, they will be reported here. Stay tuned... -
Grimm is obviously a Pat Garrett fan.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Is it? Is it really? Cause I mostly see someone desperately starved for attention. Constantly updating his own thread talking about how infamous he is. Guy is so far up his own ass he can't even see the light of day.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Cleveland Slim wrote:
"Turf wars community is abuzz"Breaking News: reports indicate that the notorious Cleveland Slim has and our sources indicate he was last seen heading east from Toledo.
The Turf Wars community is abuzz with rumors - could the slim bandit be headed to Cleveland? There is no evidence to suggest the bandit has any connection to the city.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂It's an epic read ...
... He made a lot of people chuckle including me... Too bad it's going to end with a whimper.
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Yea I guess the cattle drive is done .....
225 turfs down to 5 now lol -
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
👆༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Is it? Is it really? Cause I mostly see someone desperately starved for attention. Constantly updating blah blah blah༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Cleveland Slim wrote:
"Turf wars community is abuzz"Breaking News: reports indicate that the notorious Cleveland Slim has and our sources indicate he was last seen heading east from Toledo.
The Turf Wars community is abuzz with rumors - could the slim bandit be headed to Cleveland? There is no evidence to suggest the bandit has any connection to the city.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂It's an epic read ...
... He made a lot of people chuckle including me... Too bad it's going to end with a whimper.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Turf wars community IS buzzed.Cleveland Slim wrote:
"Turf wars community is abuzz"Breaking News: reports indicate that the notorious Cleveland Slim has crossed the state line into Ohio and our sources indicate he was last seen heading east from Toledo.
The Turf Wars community is abuzz with rumors - could the slim bandit be headed to Cleveland? There is no evidence to suggest the bandit has any connection to the city.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 -
On this date in 1859, the notorious John Brown’s historic raid on Harper’s Ferry came to a bloody end as the US Marines, led by Robert E. Lee, captured him in the fire engine house. Brown and his small group of bandits had stormed the US armory in Harper’s Ferry intent on ceasing the weapons and arming the enslaved people of the region. While he was later executed and the raid came to a bloody end, the spectacular event signaled the impending Civil War and the end of the institution of slavery.
It’s fitting that on this day the notorious bandit Cleveland Slim and the esteemed gangster Lucky Pierre have agreed to end their hostilities. With the agreement, this chapter of the legendary saga of the world’s favorite bandit comes to a close. Will there be another chapter?
Beware all ye tyrants.
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Do Not Try This at Home:
BAIC is a very dangerous group that can cause you a lot of headaches. Not everyone has the talent of the notorious Cleveland Slim and can take on BAIC and survive. Cleveland Slim was attacked over 27000 times, had his turf capped between every 24 and 78 hours, rebuilt turf on average every six hours, and cultivated a very close relationship with the press. It is not often that one takes on BAIC and lives to tell the story. Of course that is part of the legend of Cleveland Slim.
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I JUST LOVE A HAPPY ENDING!
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Disclaimer:
People attributed to BAIC in this account may or may not be members of the organization. Lucky Pierre does not have pudgy fingers and Gunstreet Grrrl is an athlete who has very soft, velvety skin all over. Cleveland Slim spent approximately 6 billion dollars during his campaign (albeit he is still quite comfortable financially). Biohazzard is a nice guy who would love a free trip to Baltimore. Cleveland Slim was indeed heading to Cleveland. He also was taking Biohazzard to Gettysburg, Lucky Pierre to Abilene, Kansas (where the cattle runs ended), Babyface Bruce to Mexico, and Reeper One to the courthouse in Appomattox, VA. Razor Edge was going to be tarred and feathered in Delhi, New York, the epicenter of the Anti-Rent wars of the 1840s. Now he will get a Christmas Card from Cleveland Slim instead.
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👏 Bravo! We will hope to support you again one day Mr. Slim.
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Bravo!!
Thank you for the entertainment, it's been a pleasure to read 😃 -
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
Now what am I going to read? 😢I JUST LOVE A HAPPY ENDING!
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This is honestly pretty good. Keep it up slim!
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"very soft, velvety skin all over"
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Not bad Slim👍
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Zetta wrote:
So much for it being a tall tale 😜"very soft, velvety skin all over"
Nice.Thanks Slim, see you on the flip...
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this was actually fun to follow
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
I think u r showing how desperate u r for attention by constantly interrupting this thread with your negative comments, while most others find it funny. Don't like it? Don't read it..ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Is it? Is it really? Cause I mostly see someone desperately starved for attention. Constantly updating his own thread talking about how infamous he is. Guy is so far up his own ass he can't even see the light of day.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Cleveland Slim wrote:
"Turf wars community is abuzz"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂It's an epic read ...
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As Opus poured through the clippings relived his boyhood dreams, he wondered, "Can I change my ways? Is now the time to live my life fully?" A wide grin spread across his face.
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Now this one is back too?!
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Apologies compared
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You should rebuild your turf. And start a new story, the run to Cleveland
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Turf Wars's Ded wrote:
Oldie but a goodie and still relevant! LMFAOMeanwhile, on the east coast, the red faced boss, Lucky Pierre, sent his henchmen razor's edge and biohazard to snuff out the notorious Bandit Cleveland Slim. In Wilkes Barre, PA - razor thought he had the wily outlaw, only to be smoked out of his hole and made to look foolish. Pierre was so mad he made his own mysterious and questionable appearance in the town only to find the celebrity marauder had already escaped to the mountains.
Meanwhile, near the nation's capital, biohazard tracked the thin bandit to Andrew's Air Force base. He settled his big blue bottom on Mr. Slim sure he had finally pinned the crook down. But the obese biohazard had to eat, of course, and while scarfing a hamburger, the slim wiggled free and laughed at the fat man.
Word has it that the not so Lucky Pierre wants heads to roll.
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