The Exploits of Cleveland Slim
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ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
99 turf now, 6:30YOU wrote:
4pm Oct 11 - 141 turfYOU wrote:
YOU wrote:
Alright ... I'm tracking this now ... Oct 10, 11:15am - 294 turf left standing.
3:20pm - 238 turf
12:40am Oct 11 ... Time for bed but ... 158 turf
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The notorious Cleveland Slim took refuge in a brothel outside of the nation's capital for the afternoon. While he was pampered and enjoyed the passions of the flesh, Lucky Pierre's boys and girl spent the afternoon destroying his old hideouts. With frustrations mounting they randomly fired their weaponry and waited for the faintest signs of movement. As the day turned to night, Slim sipped on an old bourbon, said goodbye to his hostesses, and slipped out the back door.
Pierre's boys fruitlessly fired away, as Slim stated one step ahead of them and bypassed all their attempts at blocking his progress. He boldly approached Pierre, who had dozed off after vigilantly watching Cleveland Slim all day. Our favorite bandit planted a turf on the boss, smiled, and disappeared in the woods assured of surviving another day.
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Lucky Pierre woke up only to find himself covered in the notorious bandit's turf. "God damnit!" He swore. He was sure he had slim today. After all of biohazard's screwups, he called in petic and even set up in own post just east of Washington, DC. They had plastered the area with turfs only to let slim slide through the cracks again and humiliate him.
Will Pierre give up his campaign? Or has he become too scared that he will be viewed as a laughingstock by all if he does? Stay tuned for the next episode right here.
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Same Slim time, same Slim channel!
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Cleveland Slim was pronounced DOA this morning his slim mob account will surely never be missed
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Unlucky Pierre felt especially dirty and humiliated after being trampled on the night before by the people's favorite bandit - Cleveland Slim. He picked up the phone and his dialed the number of Old Man Moose. Things never would have gotten out of hand like this when Moose was younger and headed his henchmen. "Moose- I need you to come back." Moose recognized the high pitched voice right away. "I think I can guess why boss. This Cleveland Slim is all over the papers. It would seem he is becoming a hero of sorts." Pierre angrily replied, "He's no hero! He's a too bit criminal with no respect for authority." Chuckling, Moose responded, "So what do you need me to do boss?"
Will Moose's return from retirement turn the tides? Will Pierre finally be able to crush that two bit criminal - Cleveland Slim? You'll find out here first.
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As he hung up the phone, Pierre cursed Mug by name. "Damn that guy," he thought, "if it wasn't for him This whole mess never would have happened."
The Mug was one of Pierre's less reliable members. He and his girlfriend Gunstreet Girl ran Pierre's operations in California. The two were not the most attractive couple. The Mug's name came from his misfortune of having a rather unattractive face. He also had a problem with alcohol and fighting. And let's just say the people from Gunstreet were not known for their nice skin. But the two loved each other. And Gunstreet always came to Mug's defense when he ended up starting trouble.
And that's precisely how this story began.
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Lmao. Well you nailed ~63% 😂
I take offense on the skin, though. There's a lot of bad about me Slim, but it'd be hard to see from the outside 😜 And I'll always ride shotgun with Mug. It's the only way to go.
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This thread is still a snooze fest. Wake us up when something interesting happens.
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No one quite knew where Cleveland Slim came from. All they knew was that sometime this spring he had arrived in Monterey. He was a quiet man who seemed to prefer to work on his own. But gradually he started to build up his racket one by one. He build bootleg distilleries and he took over some that had been abandoned by gangsters who had been scared off by The Mug. One thing he never did, however, was ask Mug for permission.
Mug did not even really notice. He was too busy drinking and fighting to pay attention to his disintegrating influence in Monterey. But before he knew it, his operations had been surpassed by this handsome quiet gangster named Cleveland Slim. That's how the war of Monterey started. And that's where the legend of Cleveland Slim began.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Normally when I'm not interested in something, I'm not in the thread posting about it.This thread is still a snooze fest. Wake us up when something interesting happens.
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★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
I check in just in case it actually gets interesting.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Normally when I'm not interested in something, I'm not in the thread posting about it.This thread is still a snooze fest. Wake us up when something interesting happens.
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YOU says:
I'm coming for you slim I'm gonna wipe my ass with your tuff's and your gonna smell that for weeks18 hours agoDELETE PRIVATE
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
Lucky Pierre was fuming. His henchmen had been outsmarted as the people's bandit had managed to escape their traps. Pierre started to worry if all that money he had spent on henchmen was worth it. The people were starting to snicker as we past them. Others were openly cheering on Cleveland Slim. He gathered his men together and slammed his fist on the table. You must get this Cleveland Slim!
Biohazard, razor's Edge, copper Top, and Fubar trembled. There boss's anger was unpredictable and they knew they had f'd up. But by the time they got to their station they found the notorious Cleveland Slim was on the move. He would live to die another day. Unlucky Pierre raged and ordered his men to blanket The bandit with their fire. But it was too late. Rumor has it the bandit had set up camp in Bear Creek preserve.
Will tomorrow be his final day? Will BAIC get it's act together? Stay tuned.
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Mr slim I dgsurrey personally will be head hunting you the better of the night to take the bounty From you so I can increase my turf and cash flow $$$$$$$$$ &. $$$$$$$$$
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Breaking News - This Just In:
Reports indicate that the notorious Cleveland Slim has broken through all the blockades that had been set up for his capture by the BAIC boys and girls. Slim has been the focus of BAIC's attention throughout the day and night. The group indiscriminately blankets all his known hideouts with fire all day long. And when he moves, they try and pin him down with sniper fire. With that said, Cleveland Slim is nor ordinary blanket. He's a slippery one that has caused Lucky Pierre all kinds of headaches. While we do not know much about the tricks the notorious bandit has up his sleeves, we do now know and can report he will live to see another day.Stay tuned, right here for the latest coverage of Cleveland Slim's exploits.
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Valiant effort, why all the bad mouth stuff you gave before?
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ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
99 turf now, 6:30YOU wrote:
4pm Oct 11 - 141 turfYOU wrote:
YOU wrote:
Alright ... I'm tracking this now ... Oct 10, 11:15am - 294 turf left standing.
3:20pm - 238 turf
12:40am Oct 11 ... Time for bed but ... 158 turf
11:50pm Oct 12 ... Back up to 152 turf ... Income being drained however ... How long can it last?
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The Mug soon saw his customer base dwindling as this new mysterious and dapper man appeared to be taking over Monterey.
The Mug's empire seemed to be slipping away, and to make matters worse, the Mug especially hated handsome men. After drinking too much, mug went on a rampage. He was sure he could take deal with Slim on his own...
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billy bull gord wrote:
Please get your facts straight. I'm not a member of BAIC, never have been. That's not meant to be an insult to BAIC, I'm just friendly to many of their members.I'm being hunted by BAIC now specifically razor edge let the fun begin
Billy, I was told by your leader Dawg, that you would behave. If that isn't the case then I'll oblige you to a battle. Your choice.
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Rãzor Edge wrote:
billy bull gord wrote:
That's not meant to be an insult to BAIC, I'm just friendly to many of their members.I'm being hunted by BAIC now specifically razor edge let the fun begin
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Breaking News: Razor Edge nearly kills The notorious bandit Cleveland Slim outside of Scranton, PA. Razor surrounded The world's favorite criminal in a small cabin, had all roads blocked, and kept Slim under constant fire and observation. Just as he moved in for the final kill, his men stormed the front door and found nothing but a note, a leather razor strap, and an escape tunnel. The note read, "My dear Razor, please use the strap to sharpen up a bit."
In other news, Unlucky Pierre called Mug to join the campaign against Slim in the nation's capital. The Mug, Biohazzard and Pierre once again failed miserably in stopping the notorious bandit. Mug faced the further indignity of losing a Capo to Slim.
In a surprising development witches Sabbath came to Cleveland Slim's defense in Oklahoma, confronting both Pierre and BabyFace.
Will others stand up and join Witch in a global battle against BAIC? Could BAIC finally be defeated? Stay tuned for further developments.
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The Mug hated handsome people and he hated to see the success of other people. Perhaps his hatred can be understood the constant jokes he heard as a child about his unfortunate looks. In a fit of drunken rage Mug began destroying the stills Cleveland Slim had worked on building up. When Slim asked if there was a problem, the Mug demanded the debonair bandit bow before him. Slim eloquently refused. What Mug did not expect was what followed. He never imagined he would need to call in Lucky Pierre to help him fight the unassuming Slim man.
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YOU wrote:
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
99 turf now, 6:30YOU wrote:
4pm Oct 11 - 141 turfYOU wrote:
YOU wrote:
Alright ... I'm tracking this now ... Oct 10, 11:15am - 294 turf left standing.
3:20pm - 238 turf
12:40am Oct 11 ... Time for bed but ... 158 turf
11:50pm Oct 12 ... Back up to 152 turf ... Income being drained however ... How long can it last?
202 turf Oct 13.
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Wow, what a response. Cleveland, do you got any rage issues???!?!?
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Also, hos come you sit and try to type all of this for?
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Not gonna lie.... One of the best threads in a long time 😂
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DGsurrey wrote:
Watch out slimMr slim I dgsurrey personally will be head hunting you the better of the night to take the bounty From you so I can increase my turf and cash flow $$$$$$$$$ &. $$$$$$$$$
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When Lucky Pierre arrived in Monterrey to help out his loyal yet unstable henchman Mug, he was taken aback by the mess he found himself in. After Mug made it clear he would not stop destroying slim's racket, Slim responded with a series of car bombs and horse heads. He burned everything down as Mug advanced.
Pierre thought his weight would cow the now notorious Cleveland Slim. He offered to cap 700 turf and leave slim with 300 if Slim submitted himself. Slim responded with a series of colorful epithets. The bandit burned down Monterrey and went on the run rather than submit.
Pierre called all his men from around the world to destroy Cleveland Slim. He would be satisfied with nothing less.
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Pierre was sure the task would be done in a matter of days. His heavies were everywhere. Little did he know the Legend of Cleveland Slim was just about to begin.
The ending has yet to be written. Stay tuned here for live updates.
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