The Exploits of Cleveland Slim
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Ｃｏｐｐｅｒ Ｔｏｐ wrote:
That was intentional, see Slime is capitalized.Roger That wrote: ✂️Cleveland Slime ✂️
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This is so retarded that I can't even
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After being dressed down by unlucky, biohazard remained determined not to mess up again. He had the slim holed up in some woods to the east of Andrews Air Force base, and bio set up road blocks on all side. All he had to do was sit and wait with his fat blue behind slouched in the seat of his blue SUV. If only his stomach had not grumbled. And if only that donut shop had not been there.
By the time he got back and wiped the glazed sugar from his lips, the notorious Cleveland Slim had outsmarted him again.
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Stay tuned, will Lucky Pierre fit Biohazard with cement shoes for this f-up?
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Who wants horses from China named "Ma"?
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Exactly what I mean Roger 👍
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YOU wrote:
Alright ... I'm tracking this now ... Oct 10, 11:15am - 294 turf left standing.
3:20pm - 238 turf
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Ahhh... Mr.Slim... Or was it Slime? Yes- It was Slime. An epithet I also bestowed upon you last year after kicking you out of a town wherein you:
- capped ALL inactives
- capped ALL the smaller players
- had a ratio of 5:1
- took capo of the town... And hadn't the courtesy to offer the neighbors a decent cuppa cappuccino?
Instantly- You become Persona Non Grata.
Oh you cried and said it wasn't fair... But I digress.
Seems you've now ingratiated yourself with another community... (cough).
In any event, I just wanted chime in here and say what a pity.. This posting (your demise) is perhaps the only last thing you will control. And of course your slimy thumb will delete it once you are finished.
But I do appreciate the 3rd person device in your tenderfoot narrative with the moniker 'The People's Bandit' in the dim hopes of rallying all the little guys you've capped.
But never the less... I am staying tuned for the show.
Pass the bourbon and Pennsylvania pretzels please.
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Lucky Pierre sat Razor Edge down and told him in as clear a way as he could, blanket Cleveland Slim with fire. Keep him pinned down in that camp. Razor was not known to be the brightest of his henchman. But he made up with his shortcomings with his extreme loyalty. Some may say the two went hand in hand. So razor did exactly as the boss said. He fired all day long at the notorious bandit's camps. He was so diligent firing away he failed to notice Cleveland Slim casually stroll out of his camp and disappear once again.
Will Pierre have to take matters into his own hands? How could the people's bandit make him and his henchman look so foolish? What worried Pierre the most, "what if the others laugh at me like Cleveland Slim does?"
Stay tuned as this drama unfolds.
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☣Յⅈ☢Ϧⱥʑǻཞđ☣ wrote:
Leave me outa this and I don't even take roids. I maybe have haemorrhoids but that's it. Btw can't wait to see the energizer bunny in yer arses BAIC. Shame in you😂😂😂😂🍒👊🍒♰₱ℝミ₳€ℍミℝ wrote:
Don't make me go roid rage on you 😉Rolflmfao best read for ages "give erm hell slim Jim" I for one am rooting for ya YEEEEEEEEHAA GO SLIM GO 👍😂😂😂
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R☠GE wrote:
Energizer bunny doesn't even represent Copper Top brand batteries. I would know☣Յⅈ☢Ϧⱥʑǻཞđ☣ wrote:
Leave me outa this and I don't even take roids. I maybe have haemorrhoids but that's it. Btw can't wait to see the energizer bunny in yer arses BAIC. Shame in you😂😂😂😂🍒👊🍒♰₱ℝミ₳€ℍミℝ wrote:
Don't make me go roid rage on you 😉Rolflmfao best read for ages "give erm hell slim Jim" I for one am rooting for ya YEEEEEEEEHAA GO SLIM GO 👍😂😂😂
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R☠GE wrote:
If he had said that he can "stay stronger longer" or "that he CAN top the Copper Top" then he'd sound smart. Albeit a liar☣Յⅈ☢Ϧⱥʑǻཞđ☣ wrote:
Leave me outa this and I don't even take roids. I maybe have haemorrhoids but that's it. Btw can't wait to see the energizer bunny in yer arses BAIC. Shame in you😂😂😂😂🍒👊🍒♰₱ℝミ₳€ℍミℝ wrote:
Don't make me go roid rage on you 😉Rolflmfao best read for ages "give erm hell slim Jim" I for one am rooting for ya YEEEEEEEEHAA GO SLIM GO 👍😂😂😂
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Looks like a Silent Assassin repeat. See how that went over. Get out while you can dude, no one actually likes your "exploits", they are a cheap laugh and will be forgotten as Silent Assassin was
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‡☠ѺⱤǷӇΞƲδ☠‡ wrote:
Yet he still remains in your thoughts...Looks like a Silent Assassin repeat. See how that went over. Get out while you can dude, no one actually likes your "exploits", they are a cheap laugh and will be forgotten as Silent Assassin was
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ׁ wrote:
Somebody find this guy and cap the 💩 out of him. I can't find his freaking name!Who wants horses from China named "Ma"?
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Actually it's a good read and Biac is probably enjoying the chase. I see nothing wrong here. It's a game. Have fun.
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If you pronounce "BAIC" as a word instead of spelling it out by letters, it sounds like "bake" or "bay•ick" depending on how you usually encounter words with an a and an i next to each other. Are the members of BAIC actually bakers? Bakers unite! "Baking Apples Inside Crematoriums"
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★ZᎧᎧM★ wrote:
Exactly right Zoom, but who is this Biac you speak of? 😊Actually it's a good read and Biac is probably enjoying the chase. I see nothing wrong here. It's a game. Have fun.
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The whole ordeal was starting to wear on Lucky Pierre. Cleveland Slim had just waltzed right past Rumple4skin for the second time in two days. Pierre thought to himself, "Why did I think it was a good idea to invite a guy named Rumple4skin into BAIC? Did I really think he would be able to focus on anything other than his, um, you know what?" He started to wonder if the time might have come for him to go inactive himself. "But what if Cleveland Slim caps me someday." The thought sent shudders down his spine. Slim must be destroyed!
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YOU wrote:
YOU wrote:
Alright ... I'm tracking this now ... Oct 10, 11:15am - 294 turf left standing.
3:20pm - 238 turf
12:40am Oct 11 ... Time for bed but ... 158 turf
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Early this morning, The people's bandit, Cleveland Slim, woke up from his nap, dusted himself off, cooked some ground chuck and pancakes, and made moves in all directions while the bungling BAIC crew slept on the job. Assuring his survival another day, he settled in his new camp. Just a few days ago he had been a normal guy struggling to get by. But now his life had changed altogether. The people depended upon him. He held out hope that one did not have to live under the thumb of tyranny.
Will tyranny prevail? Or can the notorious bandit Cleveland Slim prove against all odds that the little people have a chance in this world? Stay tuned.
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ׁ wrote:
YAAAAWN... Bakers?!?! Where?!?! Mr Big Cat... Where are you?! ... on Ohhh.. There.... They zzzzzz....If you pronounce "BAIC" as a word instead of spelling it out by letters, it sounds like "bake" or "bay•ick" depending on how you usually encounter words with an a and an i next to each other. Are the members of BAIC actually bakers? Bakers unite! "Baking Apples Inside Crematoriums"
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ׁ wrote:
I'm not sure how others pronounce it, but I have always pronounced it with a silent A and long I, like "bike". 🚲If you pronounce "BAIC" as a word instead of spelling it out by letters, it sounds like "bake" or "bay•ick" depending on how you usually encounter words with an a and an i next to each other. Are the members of BAIC actually bakers? Bakers unite! "Baking Apples Inside Crematoriums"
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Ҝ༏།།ی৸⌖†✯И↭山~Я✧ wrote:
Your an idiot.
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ᏒᎤᏕᏣᎤᎬ☠(И↭山↭Я)☠ wrote:
I love the irony in that statement.Ҝ༏།།ی৸⌖†✯И↭山~Я✧ wrote:
Your an idiot.
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ꉔꃏ༏ƙͣꑿͩꈤͩ wrote:
i'll admit i giggled a bitᏒᎤᏕᏣᎤᎬ☠(И↭山↭Я)☠ wrote:
I love the irony in that statement.Ҝ༏།།ی৸⌖†✯И↭山~Я✧ wrote:
Your an idiot.
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Pasta Kid wasn't a rude douche.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
So true, he let his hopping do the talking! And it wasn't a short story either!Pasta Kid wasn't a rude douche.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
He didn't write great dime store novellas, either.Pasta Kid wasn't a rude douche.
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YOU wrote:
4pm Oct 11 - 141 turfYOU wrote:
YOU wrote:
Alright ... I'm tracking this now ... Oct 10, 11:15am - 294 turf left standing.
3:20pm - 238 turf
12:40am Oct 11 ... Time for bed but ... 158 turf
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