The Exploits of Cleveland Slim
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The End.
The ending has now been written. 👍
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Ｃｏｐｐｅｒ Ｔｏｐ wrote:
😂😂👍 yepThe End.
The ending has now been written. 👍
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Unlucky Pierre was not getting any younger. Over the years, his belt size increased with the size of his wallet. After chasing Slim for over a week, he stood by the side of the road huffing with his hands on his knees. Old Man Moose joined him. "Things aren't what they used to be, are they Moose?" "That's for sure! Back in my day people used to respect authority." "Do you think It's time we gave this game up?" Pierre asked. He lamented, "it seems this is no game for old men."
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I find this story amusing, carry on.
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Just then The Gidder came bounding along. He was a friendly and enthusiastic sort. Some even thought he might be Canadian. He was more a lapdog type then a full fledge BAIC member. But seeing someone on the run made him want to join the chase. As The notorious Cleveland Slim hightailed it out of the Motor City, Gidder ran after him. Who knows where Slim was taking him? Where was this mysterious man from? Will we ever find out? Stay tuned for more action.
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petinc was a not very friendly Frenchman. He had been boyhood friends with Pierre and always tagged along as Pierre began to make a name for himself as a young man. Many wondered what drove this man who had always been by Pierre's side. While we all know size does not matter, some speculated that petinc's anger and insecurity could have been motivated by the fact he was, well let us say, not endowed in certain areas. Like the others, petinc failed to hold his line as the notorious bandit headed north from the Nation's capital.
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Aelous hoped to impress his mentor Copper Top. Copper Top had already been humiliated north of Madison, and he had come to Virginia to try a second time. Aeolus hoped to impress CT - he was a real go getter. Some might be less diplomatic and just call him an asshole. Nonetheless, the two chased the world's favorite bandit to the old Civil War battlefield - Bull Run.
Did that mean anything? Copper Top and Aeolus knew little about history, and they appreciated even less that they were about to become a part of the Legend of Cleveland Slim.
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
Misspelled Aeolus.Aelous hoped to impress his mentor Copper Top. Copper Top had already been humiliated north of Madison, and he had come to Virginia to try a second time. Aeolus hoped to impress CT - he was a real go getter. Some might be less diplomatic and just call him an asshole. Nonetheless, the two chased the world's favorite bandit to the old Civil War battlefield - Bull Run.
Did that mean anything? Copper Top and Aeolus knew little about history, and they appreciated even less that they were about to become a part of the Legend of Cleveland Slim.
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
Not true. Petinc has a big 'ol dick. I've seen it. Looks like a prehistoric sea monster of sorts.petinc was a not very friendly Frenchman. He had been boyhood friends with Pierre and always tagged along as Pierre began to make a name for himself as a young man. Many wondered what drove this man who had always been by Pierre's side. While we all know size does not matter, some speculated that petinc's anger and insecurity could have been motivated by the fact he was, well let us say, not endowed in certain areas. Like the others, petinc failed to hold his line as the notorious bandit headed north from the Nation's capital.
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BabyFace Bruce was a very big man from Oklahoma. He had dreams of "living off the fatta' the lan." His people had scratched the soil until there was no soil left to scratch. BabyFace was dirt poor without the dirt. As the soil took to the sky, Bruce took to the road and joined the army of bindlestiffs. Being dimwitted did not help matters. But he took to the crafty Pierre as soon as he met him. And when Pierre told him to follow the notorious Bandit Cleveland Slim, he did as we was told. As slim headed South from Oklahoma City, BabyFace followed him.
Would he join the other Okies on their trip to California? Does Slim have something up his sleeve? Until next time....
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
Just then The Gidder came bounding along. He was a friendly and enthusiastic sort. Some even thought he might be Canadian.
Dont you just hate it when they get the name wrong.
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Ϯℌɛ ǤɪǷǷęƦ wrote:
Yeah or misspell your name.😠Cleveland Slim wrote:
Just then The Gidder came bounding along. He was a friendly and enthusiastic sort. Some even thought he might be Canadian.
Dont you just hate it when they get the name wrong.
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This guy must have a lot of time in his hand to write all this....
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
Loving the craftily woven "Of Mice & Men" comparison here SlimBabyFace Bruce was a very big man from Oklahoma. He had dreams of "living off the fatta' the lan." His people had scratched the soil until there was no soil left to scratch. BabyFace was dirt poor without the dirt. As the soil took to the sky, Bruce took to the road and joined the army of bindlestiffs. Being dimwitted did not help matters. But he took to the crafty Pierre as soon as he met him. And when Pierre told him to follow the notorious Bandit Cleveland Slim, he did as we was told. As slim headed South from Oklahoma City, BabyFace followed him.
Would he join the other Okies on their trip to California? Does Slim have something up his sleeve? Until next time....
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~OMAR_L1TTLE~ wrote:
Did you mean "Grapes of Wrath"?Cleveland Slim wrote:
Loving the craftily woven "Of Mice & Men" comparison here SlimBabyFace Bruce was a very big man from Oklahoma. He had dreams of "living off the fatta' the lan." His people had scratched the soil until there was no soil left to scratch. BabyFace was dirt poor without the dirt. As the soil took to the sky, Bruce took to the road and joined the army of bindlestiffs. Being dimwitted did not help matters. But he took to the crafty Pierre as soon as he met him. And when Pierre told him to follow the notorious Bandit Cleveland Slim, he did as we was told. As slim headed South from Oklahoma City, BabyFace followed him.
Would he join the other Okies on their trip to California? Does Slim have something up his sleeve? Until next time....
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Every bar has one - an elderly, senile man that rambles to himself in the corner. In normal times, people ignore the man. In cases of desperation, some people find solace in the musings of the insane. That was the case with Lucky Pierre.
Vishbume sat in the corner of BAIC's favorite watering hole. He was mumbling about a city in a far away land when Pierre joined him. He needed a friend, any friend. And Vishburne knew enough to start weaving a delusional tale about the Notorious Cleveland Slim. Things had gotten so bad that the delusional had become bAIC's much needed soothsayer.
And while Pierre listened intently to Vishburne's tale, Cleveland Slim continued unimpeded.
Has Unlucky Pierre lost his grip on reality? Will he become that mumbling man I the corner? Stay tuned....
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ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Income will be the downfall.YOU wrote:
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
99 turf now, 6:30YOU wrote:
4pm Oct 11 - 141 turfYOU wrote:
YOU wrote:
Alright ... I'm tracking this now ... Oct 10, 11:15am - 294 turf left standing.
3:20pm - 238 turf
12:40am Oct 11 ... Time for bed but ... 158 turf
11:50pm Oct 12 ... Back up to 152 turf ... Income being drained however ... How long can it last?
202 turf Oct 13.
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What stage of the reset list is he on?
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Dude, if you think you're "continuing unimpeded," you need to reacquaint yourself w/the definition of the word "delusional."
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Zetta wrote:
No, he's got close to 300bil at his disposalฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Income will be the downfall.YOU wrote:
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
99 turf now, 6:30YOU wrote:
4pm Oct 11 - 141 turfYOU wrote:
YOU wrote:
Alright ... I'm tracking this now ... Oct 10, 11:15am - 294 turf left standing.
3:20pm - 238 turf
12:40am Oct 11 ... Time for bed but ... 158 turf
11:50pm Oct 12 ... Back up to 152 turf ... Income being drained however ... How long can it last?
202 turf Oct 13.
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
...Slim responded with a series of car bombs and horse heads....
...Slim responded with a series of colorful epithets...
Cleveland Slim wrote:
Horse heads, carbombs, and foul language can bring nothing but enemies upon you. You dig your own grave. Although, I did find this story and your tale rather amusing and was actually hoping you would fare well in your battle... Up until the point you bring vishbume into your this and insult him. Vish is an amazing writer, and you obviously are trying to emulate him as I once did when I hijacked the "help DEAMERICA trying to kill me sure it well come for others" thread. 👎👿 bye Cleveland get capped into submission plsThings had gotten so bad that the delusional had become bAIC's much needed soothsayer.
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Cleveland Slim was just a two bit criminal - a thief, a con man, a bandit. He never claimed to be an angel. Hell, he'd even take over the home of a man on vacation. What is interesting, however, is how this low down, good for nothing man became a global hero.
Heros are made in moments of adversity. Heroes are those who stand before the mighty and refuse to be cowed. And it is when BAIC threatened to turn Cleveland Slim into a peon, Slim followed the steps of others before him to become a notorious revolutionary that threatened to undo the social order.
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
You're not undoing shit. Have you actually done anything other than hop for a week to keep from being capped out entirely?Cleveland Slim was just a two bit criminal - a thief, a con man, a bandit. He never claimed to be an angel. Hell, he'd even take over the home of a man on vacation. What is interesting, however, is how this low down, good for nothing man became a global hero.
Heros are made in moments of adversity. Heroes are those who stand before the mighty and refuse to be cowed. And it is when BAIC threatened to turn Cleveland Slim into a peon, Slim followed the steps of others before him to become a notorious revolutionary that threatened to undo the social order.
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This is a fun read 😃
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✯☠ᎠᎧᏤᏘ☠✧ wrote: Horse heads, carbombs, and foul language can bring nothing but enemies upon you. You dig your own grave. Although, I did find this story and your tale rather amusing and was actually hoping you would fare well in your battle... Up until the point you bring vishbume into your this and insult him. Vish is an amazing writer, and you obviously are trying to emulate him as I once did when I hijacked the "help DEAMERICA trying to kill me sure it well come for others" thread. 👎👿 bye Cleveland get capped into submission pls
Agree on this dova, spewing shit about a magician with words while trying to emulatie him is just wrong...Clevage fat, give up already will ya?
Finlay in disguise...
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
👍✯☠ᎠᎧᏤᏘ☠✧ wrote: Horse heads, carbombs, and foul language can bring nothing but enemies upon you. You dig your own grave. Although, I did find this story and your tale rather amusing and was actually hoping you would fare well in your battle... Up until the point you bring vishbume into your this and insult him. Vish is an amazing writer, and you obviously are trying to emulate him as I once did when I hijacked the "help DEAMERICA trying to kill me sure it well come for others" thread. 👎👿 bye Cleveland get capped into submission pls
Agree on this dova, spewing shit about a magician with words while trying to emulatie him is just wrong...Clevage fat, give up already will ya?
Finlay in disguise...
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I love how he calls himself a "Hero" wow. We had a guy in the service once when I was a young man, he caught the passenger terminal on fire, then ran over and grabbed a fire extinguisher and proceeded to put the fire out. I guess he wanted to be a hero too. That act of"heroism" landed him in Fort Lewis, a prisoner of his own doing. Cleveland Slim us not the victim in all this.
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All Pierre's henchmen knew that he had a special liking for attractive young men. It was a topic no one dared to discuss. But the henchmen knew why Pierre had hired RSXJR fresh out of college to work as his office boy. When the office door closed, they knew it was time to head to the watering hole.
RSXJR was book smart, a straight a straight A student. And he also had ambition. But he combined that with a heavy mix of naïveté. When Pierre asked him to be his office boy, he saw it as a way into the most powerful organization in town. He had no idea what his role would be. But now after a year of working under the head man, he would never look at Pierre's pudgy tobacco stained fingers in the same way again.
When the manhunt for The notorious Cleveland Slim began, he hoped he could demonstrate he has other skills. However, while he could sure shoot a lot of rounds out of a gun, he never was able to hit the target.
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Would RSXJR always be just a pretty face at the service of Lucky Pierre? Or would he learn something from the daring example of the world's favorite bandit? Stay tuned...
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
Yeah and when you actually have turf in relevant places outside of a couple states let us know 😂Would RSXJR always be just a pretty face at the service of Lucky Pierre? Or would he learn something from the daring example of the world's favorite bandit? Stay tuned...
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