The Exploits of Cleveland Slim
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Breaking News: Biohazard has given up sweets and signed up for dance classes. After the infamous donut debacle, he decided to change his ways. He still does, however, have a weakness for hamburgers. Will Cleveland Slim take advantage of that? More to come....
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Corrections:
It has come to the narrator's attention that RSXJR is in fact old, poor, and uneducated. Word is still out if he is in fact Pierre's office boy.Documentary evidence has arrived in our newsroom indicating that Gunstreet Grrrl's skin is not as bad as previously reported. While viewing this documentation does require discretion, the staff can assure our readers that the original report's overall assessment still stands.
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Zetta wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Income will be the downfall.YOU wrote:
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
99 turf now, 6:30YOU wrote:
4pm Oct 11 - 141 turfYOU wrote:
YOU wrote:
Alright ... I'm tracking this now ... Oct 10, 11:15am - 294 turf left standing.
3:20pm - 238 turf
12:40am Oct 11 ... Time for bed but ... 158 turf
11:50pm Oct 12 ... Back up to 152 turf ... Income being drained however ... How long can it last?
202 turf Oct 13.
Oct.15th 2:40 pm -295 turf
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This Just In:
Recent polling indicated 27% of BAIC members have a sense of humor, 58% take themselves way too seriously, and 92% just do as their told. These results have a sampling error of +/- 4% points. -
I have to confess...this is one thread I look forward to checking In on when I check the forums...
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Through diligent research, our reporters have uncovered the following information:
In the past week over 20,000 shots have been fired at the notorious Cleveland Slim. Not one of those shots has been on target. Over the course of this time span, Slim has expanded his real estate holdings. He is now making a comfortable living while on the run.
We caught up with him at one of his hideouts to ask him the following question. "Now that you are the world's favorite bandit, what will you do with all your earnings?"
Slim carefully considered the question and replied, "I'm a wealthy man with little need for money. I fully intend to dedicate these monies to my favorite charity - building schools to educate the children of BAIC members. We must keep in mind the children of the less fortunate."
There you have it - until next time...
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
Did you just interview yourself? How many reporters do you ha...oh wait, I don't care.Through diligent research, our reporters have uncovered the following information:
In the past week over 20,000 shots have been fired at the notorious Cleveland Slim. Not one of those shots has been on target. Over the course of this time span, Slim has expanded his real estate holdings. He is now making a comfortable living while on the run.
We caught up with him at one of his hideouts to ask him the following question. "Now that you are the world's favorite bandit, what will you do with all your earnings?"
Slim carefully considered the question and ...
There you have it - until next time...
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ᴊᴸᎠєαтнѕтяσкє⚖ wrote:
Then stop reading the thread. And certainly stop commenting. I'm getting sick of seeing the new replies that are only trolls complaining about something they don't have to read.〓BLAMESDAY〓 wrote:
👆Cleveland Slim wrote: ✂️✂️
Did you just interview yourself? How many reporters do you ha...oh wait, I don't care. -
〓BLAMESDAY〓 wrote:
LolCleveland Slim wrote:
Did you just interview yourself? How many reporters do you ha...oh wait, I don't care.Through diligent research, our reporters have uncovered the following information:
In the past week over 20,000 shots have been fired at the notorious Cleveland Slim. Not one of those shots has been on target. Over the course of this time span, Slim has expanded his real estate holdings. He is now making a comfortable living while on the run.
We caught up with him at one of his hideouts to ask him the following question. "Now that you are the world's favorite bandit, what will you do with all your earnings?"
Slim carefully considered the question and ...
There you have it - until next time...
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★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ wrote:
ᴊᴸᎠєαтнѕтяσкє⚖ wrote:
Then stop reading the thread. And certainly stop commenting. I'm getting sick of seeing the new replies that are only trolls complaining about something they don't have to read.〓BLAMESDAY〓 wrote:
👆Cleveland Slim wrote: ✂️✂️
Did you just interview yourself? How many reporters do you ha...oh wait, I don't care.Exactly!!!
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YOU wrote:
Said it five days ago and I'll stand by it still. This thread is nothing more than a cry for attention.I don't even know who you are, and this is possibly one of the most pathetic forum posts I've ever seen.
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E=MC(Hammer) wrote:
Why don't you go write something interesting then? Is quoting your own quote a cry for attention?YOU wrote:
Said it five days ago and I'll stand by it still. This thread is nothing more than a cry for attention.I don't even know who you are, and this is possibly one of the most pathetic forum posts I've ever seen.
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★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
Yeah, I guess it is. But not as much as dedicating six pages of a thread to yourself when you haven't done anything worthwhile. Now if pasta kid were to weave a story such as this one, I would read every word. Just calling him out for trying to be someone he isn't.E=MC(Hammer) wrote:
Why don't you go write something interesting then? Is quoting your own quote a cry for attention?YOU wrote:
Said it five days ago and I'll stand by it still. This thread is nothing more than a cry for attention.I don't even know who you are, and this is possibly one of the most pathetic forum posts I've ever seen.
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And what do you imply he is trying to be but isn't?
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LexSuede wrote:
Hero, Savior, Advocate of Change, just to state a fewAnd what do you imply he is trying to be but isn't?
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I can't find him anything of that, do you?
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All I have to say is GO CS GO🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Doing a great job 👍👍 loving the reporting👍 (best read in GD for a long time)
Keep going and keep them busy for as long as you can dude 👍
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Newsbreak!!!! This just in:
In an epic catastrophe, Unlucky Pierre was hit by the crossfire from his own men on the historic battlefield at Bull Run. National Park Service officials are scrambling to clean up the mess of the bloated carcass before the daily visitors arrive. What looked to be a quick victory for BAIC is turning into a major quagmire. Nothing seems to be able to stop the Notorious bandit Cleveland Slim.
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Back in Maryland, Biohazzard appeared to be lagging since giving up sweets. Cleveland Slim was getting impatient with his failure to keep up. It appears, however, that the notorious bandit's strategy of leaving a trail of hamburgers is working.
Is Cleveland Slim leading Biohazzard into a trap? Stay tuned...
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
He's his own biggest fan... Major quagmire? Really proud of yourself aren't you? You got caught bullying, and are now running around like a Chicken with its head cut off. Major would have been TWFC or CMS. You will never be in the same league as they were. It's been maybe a week? No, major is not the right word. Maybe chew toy, maybe hobby.Newsbreak!!!! This just in:
In an epic catastrophe, Unlucky Pierre was hit by the crossfire from his own men on the historic battlefield at Bull Run. National Park Service officials are scrambling to clean up the mess of the bloated carcass before the daily visitors arrive. What looked to be a quick victory for BAIC is turning into a major quagmire. Nothing seems to be able to stop the Notorious bandit Cleveland Slim.
As I said mildly entertaining. -
Clevy Slimmers wrote:
Newsbreak!!!! This just in:
Woopee!
That narrowed it down well, dontcha think?
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Breaking News:
With the Gipper hot on his tail, the Notorious Cleveland Slim trucked south of the Motor City. As he neared Toledo, the Gipper failed to keep up pace. Proving to be a gentleman bandit, the infamous Slim has pulled over waiting for the panting Gipper to catch up.
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When Lieutenant Zebulon Pike became the first American to venture on the southern plains in 1806, he reported back to president Thomas Jefferson that the land was unfit for human habitation. Early US mapmakers marked the region as the "Great American Desert."
It was this land that the world's favorite bandit traversed on his way south towards the Texas Oklahoma border. BabyFace Bruce had never traveled so far from home, and was unprepared for the harsh climactic conditions.
Aware that the differently abled BabyFace was struggling, the notorious Cleveland Slim began leaving water and a trail of smiley faces to help him along.
Will BabyFace survive the harsh, arid conditions as he ventures further from home? Will the world protest Lucky Pierre's exploitation of the mentally disabled?
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This just In:
Reports indicate BabyFace has collapsed from heat exhaustion and dehydration. His condition is serious and it's not clear whether he will survive.Will BabyFace die in the desert? Will the vultures consume him? Stay tuned....
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The Texas Longhorn was a breed derived from a mix of Anglo American cattle from the South and Spanish stock from Mexico. During the Civil War ranchers abandoned their herds and and the cattle proliferated on the open range. As the war came to a close the eastern capitalist hired cowboys to round up these herds and drive them north to be shipped live from rail depots in Kansas. The goal of the cowboy was to move slowly to keep the steer from losing weight on this 500 mile trek.
Following the trails of the old cattle drives, the notorious Cleveland Slim coaxed Pierre along, moving slow enough for the fat man to keep pace.
The question remained, was Cleveland Slim herding Pierre along to his eventual slaughter? Would Pierre be shipped live to market or sent with the sides of beef in a refrigerated car?
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If you are within a 1000 miles of any of the theaters of conflict I am involved in and would like to get in on the fun - please let me know in a private message.
Yours truly,
Cleveland Slim -
Cleveland Slim wrote:
Yes follow the lemming over the cliff!Sponsored Content:
If you are within a 1000 miles of any of the theaters of conflict I am involved in and would like to get in on the fun - please let me know in a private message.
Yours truly,
Cleveland Slim -
I found this on Slim's wall: "I'm coming for you slim I'm gonna wipe my ass with your tuff's and your gonna smell that for weeks". Is this mature? Can one respect that player?
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Breaking News: reports indicate that the notorious Cleveland Slim has crossed the state line into Ohio and our sources indicate he was last seen heading east from Toledo.
The Turf Wars community is abuzz with rumors - could the slim bandit be headed to Cleveland? There is no evidence to suggest the bandit has any connection to the city.
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Cleveland Slim wrote:
"Turf wars community is abuzz"Breaking News: reports indicate that the notorious Cleveland Slim has crossed the state line into Ohio and our sources indicate he was last seen heading east from Toledo.
The Turf Wars community is abuzz with rumors - could the slim bandit be headed to Cleveland? There is no evidence to suggest the bandit has any connection to the city.
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