The Exploits of Cleveland Slim
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Chased by all the big guns from BAIC, what had once been considered a fearsome alliance, the notorious bandit Cleveland Slim has outwitted them again. He tip toed past the sleeping BabyFace as he made a clean break towards Mexico. Meanwhile in the North he broke the road block set up by Copper Top as he set out for the wilds of Wisconsin. Is there anyone who can stop this man? Will any member of BAIC have a car bomb as their bumbling campaign continues? Where will Cleveland Slim strike next?
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I don't even know who you are, and this is possibly one of the most pathetic forum posts I've ever seen.
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Meanwhile, on the east coast, the red faced boss, Lucky Pierre, sent his henchmen razor's edge and biohazard to snuff out the notorious Bandit Cleveland Slim. In Wilkes Barre, PA - razor thought he had the wily outlaw, only to be smoked out of his hole and made to look foolish. Pierre was so mad he made his own mysterious and questionable appearance in the town only to find the celebrity marauder had already escaped to the mountains.
Meanwhile, near the nation's capital, biohazard tracked the thin bandit to Andrew's Air Force base. He settled his big blue bottom on Mr. Slim sure he had finally pinned the crook down. But the obese biohazard had to eat, of course, and while scarfing a hamburger, the slim wiggled free and laughed at the fat man.
Word has it that the not so Lucky Pierre wants heads to roll.
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This is awesome keep it up!
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Your an idiot.
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Annoying is a lousy trait.
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Charged with guarding the southern flank of Madison, rumpleskin was too busy looking at porn and playing with his rumpleskin while the notorious bandit Cleveland Slim snuck by.
Furious at another embarrassing turn in this affair, unlucky Pierre decided his own men could not get the job done. Latest word is he brought in his lackey's from NWR to join the manhunt.
Everyone is now asking, what will happen to Cleveland Slim. If something does, come back here for the latest news.
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suck my ass
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Hey Cleveland, we know your dick is slim, and so is the chances of you ever being out of the ER
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★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
Haha yeah this is pretty funny 👍😜This is awesome keep it up!
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In the most harrowing firefight yet, Fubar demonstrated that not all of unlucky Pierre's henchmen are incompetent. He put up a very valiant effort to keep the notorious bandit Cleveland Slim pinned down with his sniper fire. Miraculously Slim managed to escape only to end up surrounded by the Doctor - an old friend of Unlucky's. Unimpressed that his men could do the job, Pierre himself came to finish off our favorite bandit. Attacked from all sides by the doctor, Pierre and Fubar, Slim distracted the BAIC men with what they thought might be an end around. But Slim instead dove through the window of the doctor's office and was last seen heading North. Unlucky Pierre cursed and stomped his feet in the dust.
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😂😂😂😂😂 a good read!
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This is really cool. I like your detail in this story.
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✯☠ᎠᎧᏤᏘ☠✧ wrote:
Most fun I've had in the GD in months. Can't wait to see where this goes. (Can we please get a popcorn emoji already?)★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
Haha yeah this is pretty funny 👍😜This is awesome keep it up!
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It's slightly distracting that Cleveland Slim always talks about Cleveland Slim in third person.
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Sgt Mayday wrote:
★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ approves of the use of the third person. 👍It's slightly distracting that Cleveland Slim always talks about Cleveland Slim in third person.
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E=MC(Hammer) wrote:
I don't even know who you are, and this is possibly one of the most pathetic forum posts I've ever seen.
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Cleveland Slim says:
Really- you know what you are doing? See the general discussion forum.1 min agoDELETE REPLY
What did I get myself into by capping that single solitary turf?? 😥😰😨😱 -
You have 21k fight losses, that isnt a beat down 😂 if you want to get capped by baic, you're more than welcome to follow me around?
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Lucky Pierre was fuming. His henchmen had been outsmarted as the people's bandit had managed to escape their traps. Pierre started to worry if all that money he had spent on henchmen was worth it. The people were starting to snicker as we past them. Others were openly cheering on Cleveland Slim. He gathered his men together and slammed his fist on the table. You must get this Cleveland Slim!
Biohazard, razor's Edge, copper Top, and Fubar trembled. There boss's anger was unpredictable and they knew they had f'd up. But by the time they got to their station they found the notorious Cleveland Slim was on the move. He would live to die another day. Unlucky Pierre raged and ordered his men to blanket The bandit with their fire. But it was too late. Rumor has it the bandit had set up camp in Bear Creek preserve.
Will tomorrow be his final day? Will BAIC get it's act together? Stay tuned.
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😱👀🔫
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People are getting so angry at this post lul
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The fuck did I just read? 😂
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Best Turf Wars Show ever. 😈
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KNOW YOUR BAIC MEMBERS. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The BAIC member fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Anyone apprehending a suspected BAIC member should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.
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This is way too exciting do i have to be a baic member to get in on it? Recruit me damnit!
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Cleveland Slim says:
This player is a complete asshole bully. If you ever need any assistance capping her please let me know what I can do to help. CS1 day agoDELETE PRIVATE REPLY
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Cleveland Slim says:
Madison and I go deep.2 days agoDELETE REPLY
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Cleveland Slim says:
Bully cunt1 day agoDELETE REPLY
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Cleveland Slim says:
Fuck you bitch! Drive to Oklahoma.1 day agoDELETE REPLY
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Cleveland Slim says:
Your cunt - my whole goal now forever and ever is to annoy you pig!1 day agoDELETE REPLY
Cleveland Slim says:
Haha bitch. I made you follow me to oklahoma! What a fucking moron you are.1 day agoDELETE REPLY
Cleveland Slim says:
This player is a bitch. I will do anything to help you fuck him up. He is a bully that has destroyed this game and should be run out.1 day agoDELETE PRIVATE REPLY
Cleveland Slim says:
You are so pathetic you make me laugh. What a joke that a player of your level is so obsessed with me. I will keep playing just to annoy you mother fucker!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!1 day agoDELETE PRIVATE REPLY
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