Best pickup lines in history

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• Fos Ra Da Jan 3, 2014

  Thought it might be fun to here what pickup line you all have up your sleeve.
  There's always the - Hey are you from tennessee? Because your the only 10 I See.
  And the - You smell like trash, can I take you out.
  But i wanna see what clever pickup lines you all have up your sleeve. Ill post my top 5 favorites in a few days.
• 𝙻𝚈𝙲𝙰𝙽 Jan 3, 2014

  I know Dave... Wanna see his elbow ?
• Dave™ Jan 3, 2014

  ᏞᎽᏟᎪN wrote:

  I know Dave... Wanna see his elbow ?
  

  Dat baby oil doe 😜
• 〓§ÏÇÅ☈ÏÚ§〓 Jan 3, 2014

  Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
• ƝརǤℍϮ Jan 3, 2014

  Fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you want to have sex with me
• Meh@Eh Jan 3, 2014

  Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
• U-571 Jan 3, 2014

  does this rag smell like chloroform?
• ༦ᵑᏃͦᎥͫᏁͣᎶͩᎶᎪ༤ Jan 3, 2014

  How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hello I'm Zingga.
• Hyena Jan 3, 2014

  You: Do you like wombats???

  Girl: Yes

  You: I do a great wombat impersonation.

  Proceed to eat her food, have sex and leave... As you leave she calls out.

  Girl: Where's the wombat impression?

  You: I just did it. A Wombat eats, roots and leaves...
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Jan 3, 2014

  тнє ℓσтυѕ ρσ∂ wrote:

  does this rag smell like chloroform?
  

  😂😂😂
• Fuqyall-retired Jan 3, 2014

  Bitch, get in the van!
• Ojibwe Jan 3, 2014

  Zug-zug?
• DC ONE Jan 3, 2014

  Can I lick your belly button.
  From inside
• Talk to me nice Jan 3, 2014

  ᏞᎽᏟᎪN wrote:

  I know Dave... Wanna see his elbow ?
  

  😂👏👏👍
• P😈Loco(E771) Jan 3, 2014

  Ca5h fighter wrote:

  Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
  

  LMAO OMFG 😂😂😂😂
• P😈Loco(E771) Jan 3, 2014

  There was something I saw a while back. It was some chick status I believe, but it went like this:

  I was at Walmart when this guy came up to me and said "excuse me, my ex just came through the front door with some other guy, i wanted to make her jealous so can you walk around with me holding my hand?" Naturally I felt bad so I agreed. After about 20 minutes of walking around with no other couple in sight, I realized this is the best pick up line ever.

  Something like that lol
  Good luck finding a hot chick at Walmart though. Have you seen that website (peopleofwalmart) or whatever it's called xD
• ⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Jan 3, 2014

  Space-time isn't the only thing that's curved.
  -Albert Einstein
• Fos Ra Da Jan 3, 2014

  тнє ℓσтυѕ ρσ∂ wrote:

  does this rag smell like chloroform?
  
• Fos Ra Da Jan 3, 2014

  Ca5h fighter wrote:

  Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
  

  Probably my favorite
• U-571 Jan 3, 2014

  baby i can show you my hard drive. i promise it isn't 3.5 inches and sure as hell aint floppy
• α∂∂ ᏢᏃm Jan 3, 2014

  If you were a tree, you'd be a good tree.
• ࿅Axel࿆࿅GUIͣDͩEͩ Jan 3, 2014

  You have a mirror in your pocket - because I can see me in your pants.
• M.R.C Jan 4, 2014

  I have an 8 inch tongue..
• ★ⒶИΛЯCHY★ Jan 4, 2014

  P😈Loco(E771) wrote:

  There was something I saw a while back. It was some chick status I believe, but it went like this:

  I was at Walmart when this guy came up to me and said "excuse me, my ex just came through the front door with some other guy, i wanted to make her jealous so can you walk around with me holding my hand?" Naturally I felt bad so I agreed. After about 20 minutes of walking around with no other couple in sight, I realized this is the best pick up line ever.

  Something like that lol
  Good luck finding a hot chick at Walmart though. Have you seen that website (peopleofwalmart) or whatever it's called xD
  

  But did it work??
• 4nick8r Jan 4, 2014

  You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
• Fuqyall-retired Jan 4, 2014

  4nick8r wrote:

  You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
  

  This. Epic. 😆😂
• ✧Ɲɑpoɭeoɳ✧ Jan 4, 2014

  P😈Loco(E771) wrote:

  There was something I saw a while back. It was some chick status I believe, but it went like this:

  I was at Walmart when this guy came up to me and said "excuse me, my ex just came through the front door with some other guy, i wanted to make her jealous so can you walk around with me holding my hand?" Naturally I felt bad so I agreed. After about 20 minutes of walking around with no other couple in sight, I realized this is the best pick up line ever.

  Something like that lol
  Good luck finding a hot chick at Walmart though. Have you seen that website (peopleofwalmart) or whatever it's called xD
  

  Haha I'm gonna try this !!! 😎
• bionic woman Jan 4, 2014

  Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
  Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.
• The Gipper Jan 4, 2014

  That dress looks amazing on you, but it would look better on my floor
• U-571 Jan 4, 2014

  you must be windows 95 because you have me feeling very unstable
• 10 PIN TONY Jan 5, 2014

  Excuse me? Would you like to taste my throat yogurt?

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