Best pickup lines in history

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• Johnny Mac Jan 12, 2014

  bionic woman wrote:

  Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
  Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.
  

  Lol one of few genuine pickup lines...
• bionic woman Jan 12, 2014

  Johnny Mac wrote:

  bionic woman wrote:

  Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
  Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.
  

  Lol one of few genuine pickup lines...

  I'd say that's true cause it worked
• Al Capone' Jan 12, 2014

  P😈Loco(E771) wrote:

  There was something I saw a while back. It was some chick status I believe, but it went like this:

  I was at Walmart when this guy came up to me and said "excuse me, my ex just came through the front door with some other guy, i wanted to make her jealous so can you walk around with me holding my hand?" Naturally I felt bad so I agreed. After about 20 minutes of walking around with no other couple in sight, I realized this is the best pick up line ever.

  Something like that lol
  Good luck finding a hot chick at Walmart though. Have you seen that website (peopleofwalmart) or whatever it's called xD
  

  Tumblr post.
• TheRealAndyYang Jan 14, 2014

  Ima treat u like how I treat my homework, Ima slam u on the desk and do u all night long.
• CountyJailer Jan 14, 2014

  Roses are red, Yoda is green. My light saber needs both hands, if you know what I mean.
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Jan 14, 2014

  Get ya teeth around me beef
  Get ya gob around me knob
  Get ya gums around me plums
• bionic woman Jan 15, 2014

  TheRealAndyYang wrote:

  Ima treat u like how I treat my homework, Ima slam u on the desk and do u all night long.
  

  Hilarious

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