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★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
fucking lmaoExcuse me? Would you like to taste my throat yogurt?
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The back of your head smells amazing.
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Nice shoes wanna fuck
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Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look Magicly Delicious
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Hey do you work at subway cause ur givin me a footlong.
Are you a pirate? Cause you have nice booty
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Daaaamn girl, you must be a fire alarm........................ Because you're really loud and f'ing annoying.
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How much for around the world?
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Man: Did it hurt
Woman: Did what hurt
Man: When you fell from heaven, because you face is fucked up. -
Did you just fart girl, cuz you just blew me away
Are you from Georgia girl cuz your gorgeous -
Oh hey there second account looking sexy, if you were soap I'd drop you XD
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4nick8r wrote:
Daaaamn girl, you must be a fire alarm........................ Because you're really loud and f'ing annoying.
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4nick8r wrote:
Now this one is epic!!!You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
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bet you a hundreddollars you wont go out with ne
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Male: Do you want an Austrailian Kiss?
Female: ... What's that?
Male: What's that you ask? It's like a French Kiss... But dowwwnnn underrrrr 😏 -
Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
I like this one.Male: Do you want an Austrailian Kiss?
Female: ... What's that?
Male: What's that you ask? It's like a French Kiss... But dowwwnnn underrrrr 😏 -
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you!
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I'm not belial. 😂
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★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
I like this one.Male: Do you want an Austrailian Kiss?
Female: ... What's that?
Male: What's that you ask? It's like a French Kiss... But dowwwnnn underrrrr 😏Good one
Has that worked
or got ya slapped? -
do you like dragons? because later tonight i'll be dragon my balls across your face
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bionic woman wrote:
If it doesn't work and the person decides to slap me, I follow the simple 'Duck and Run' technique... Works every time.★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
I like this one.Male: Do you want an Austrailian Kiss?
Female: ... What's that?
Male: What's that you ask? It's like a French Kiss... But dowwwnnn underrrrr 😏Good one
Has that worked
or got ya slapped? -
Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
If it doesn't work and the person decides to slap me, I follow the simple 'Duck and Run' technique... Works every time.★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
I like this one.Male: Do you want an Austrailian Kiss?
Female: ... What's that?
Male: What's that you ask? It's like a French Kiss... But dowwwnnn underrrrr 😏Good one
Has that worked
or got ya slapped?How many times has it worked verses not
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do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again
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MͣAͩUͩLER wrote:
do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again
Good one
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Mr. Mikey wrote:
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you!
Good one
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ཞΘᏣЌΙᎦ ✧И~山~Я✧ wrote:
4nick8r wrote:
Now this one is epic!!!You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Good one
How many times has that worked for ya -
bionic woman wrote:
I'd like to use this one but what If she has brown eyes?Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color. -
★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
I'd like to use this one but what If she has brown eyes?Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.
Than just say brown
instead of blue 😀 -
bionic woman wrote:
Oh good, but I prefer green eyes, would that work too?★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
I'd like to use this one but what If she has brown eyes?Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.Than just say brown
instead of blue 😀 -
Are you a farmer because you know how to raise a cock
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Do you come here often? Because I'm cumming right now
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