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bionic woman wrote:
this line has actually worked for meཞΘᏣЌΙᎦ ✧И~山~Я✧ wrote:
4nick8r wrote:
Now this one is epic!!!You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Good one
How many times has that worked for ya -
тнє ℓσтυѕ ρσ∂ wrote:
Must have said it to your vacuum cleanerbionic woman wrote:
this line has actually worked for meཞΘᏣЌΙᎦ ✧И~山~Я✧ wrote:
4nick8r wrote:
Now this one is epic!!!You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Good one
How many times has that worked for ya -
★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
Oh good, but I prefer green eyes, would that work too?★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
I'd like to use this one but what If she has brown eyes?Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.Than just say brown
instead of blue 😀Again just say Green instead of Blue or Brown
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The Saw wrote:
тнє ℓσтυѕ ρσ∂ wrote:
Must have said it to your vacuum cleanerbionic woman wrote:
this line has actually worked for meཞΘᏣЌΙᎦ ✧И~山~Я✧ wrote:
4nick8r wrote:
Now this one is epic!!!You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Good one
How many times has that worked for yaOh really I'm surprised your still here
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
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bionic woman wrote:
Don't think she got that joke Mav!!!!★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
I'd like to use this one but what If she has brown eyes?Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.Than just say brown
instead of blue 😀 -
bionic woman wrote:
Face, meet palm. And desk.★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
Oh good, but I prefer green eyes, would that work too?★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
I'd like to use this one but what If she has brown eyes?Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.Than just say brown
instead of blue 😀Again just say Green instead of Blue or Brown
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bionic woman wrote:
It's only not worked once. That's because I was practicing and I used my mother as my target... Not a good idea.Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
If it doesn't work and the person decides to slap me, I follow the simple 'Duck and Run' technique... Works every time.★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
I like this one.Male: Do you want an Austrailian Kiss?
Female: ... What's that?
Male: What's that you ask? It's like a French Kiss... But dowwwnnn underrrrr 😏Good one
Has that worked
or got ya slapped?How many times has it worked verses not
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Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
It's only not worked once. That's because I was practicing and I used my mother as my target... Not a good idea.Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
If it doesn't work and the person decides to slap me, I follow the simple 'Duck and Run' technique... Works every time.★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
I like this one.Male: Do you want an Austrailian Kiss?
Female: ... What's that?
Male: What's that you ask? It's like a French Kiss... But dowwwnnn underrrrr 😏Good one
Has that worked
or got ya slapped?How many times has it worked verses not
OMG! That brings Mommas boy to a whole new level.
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when I was young, free, wild and single I went to Thailand for 3 months and got wasted every night while I soaked up all the 'culture'...
On one fine evening I recall being covered in marker pen. Where everyone in the bar had written choice words all over me.... Right down my forearm I had an extremely rude word for the lady party parts *clue* began with C and ended in T.
Well this intrigued a couple of young ladies and one of them came up to me and asked if it was a tattoo... Needless to say I responded with a sharp line. "Why yes, it is a tattoo, I use it to chat up women - I go up to them and say can I get up your ..." (Points to arm)
Unfortunately it didn't work :(
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★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
Oh good, but I prefer green eyes, would that work too?★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
I'd like to use this one but what If she has brown eyes?Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.Than just say brown
instead of blue 😀Again yes just use Green instead of Blue or Brown
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тнє ℓσтυѕ ρσ∂ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
this line has actually worked for meཞΘᏣЌΙᎦ ✧И~山~Я✧ wrote:
4nick8r wrote:
Now this one is epic!!!You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Good one
How many times has that worked for yaHow times?
Once or twice -
★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
Don't think she got that joke Mav!!!!★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
I'd like to use this one but what If she has brown eyes?Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.Than just say brown
instead of blue 😀What's the joke then?
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тʊʀғᵃ - ʀㅌҭɪʀㅌƌ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
Face, meet palm. And desk.★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
Oh good, but I prefer green eyes, would that work too?★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
I'd like to use this one but what If she has brown eyes?Guy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.Than just say brown
instead of blue 😀Again just say Green instead of Blue or Brown
Oh I get it I think
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
when I was young, free, wild and single I went to Thailand for 3 months and got wasted every night while I soaked up all the 'culture'...
On one fine evening I recall being covered in marker pen. Where everyone in the bar had written choice words all over me.... Right down my forearm I had an extremely rude word for the lady party parts *clue* began with C and ended in T.
Well this intrigued a couple of young ladies and one of them came up to me and asked if it was a tattoo... Needless to say I responded with a sharp line. "Why yes, it is a tattoo, I use it to chat up women - I go up to them and say can I get up your ..." (Points to arm)
Unfortunately it didn't work :(
Good one
Sorry it didn't work for ya -
I lost my phone number, can I get yours?
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Are those astronaut pants because your ass is out of the world
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bionic woman wrote:
My wife still laughs when I say it. 😘ཞΘᏣЌΙᎦ ✧И~山~Я✧ wrote:
4nick8r wrote:
Now this one is epic!!!You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Good one
How many times has that worked for ya -
★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
💕Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
I like this one.Male: Do you want an Austrailian Kiss?
Female: ... What's that?
Male: What's that you ask? It's like a French Kiss... But dowwwnnn underrrrr 😏 -
Hey ladies! Channing Tatum is in this creepy white van! Go in and meet him!
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4nick8r wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
My wife still laughs when I say it. 😘ཞΘᏣЌΙᎦ ✧И~山~Я✧ wrote:
4nick8r wrote:
Now this one is epic!!!You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Good one
How many times has that worked for yaWow good one then
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☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
★10Pin T⌖ny★ wrote:
💕Lɑͣωͩяͩɛиʗɛ™ wrote:
I like this one.Male: Do you want an Austrailian Kiss?
Female: ... What's that?
Male: What's that you ask? It's like a French Kiss... But dowwwnnn underrrrr 😏Who doesn't like this one
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Girl 1-He's so hot.. I'd bake cookies on him.
Girl 2-I'd eat those cookies. -
bionic woman wrote:
Blue balls comes after that lolGuy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color. -
Dunlap2041 wrote:
No, I dug my way from the pit of hell. Thanks for noticing :D!!Man: Did it hurt
Woman: Did what hurt
Man: When you fell from heaven, because you face is fucked up. -
I know you're not a grocery item, but I cant seem to stop checking you out. 😘
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P😈Loco(E771) wrote:
bionic woman wrote:
Blue balls comes after that lolGuy: Is that the real color of your eyes? Woman: Yes
Guy: No wonder I was drawn to you cause Blue is my favorite color.Oh you think so huh
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Excuse me, but how well can you chew? Because I have a very high sperm count!!!
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Are ur legs made from Nutella? Cuz Id like to spread them
My magic watch says ur not wearing any underwear
Girl: yes I am
Oh, it must be 15 minutes too fast -
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
If you and I were squirrles could I bust a nut in your hole?
Did you eat your campbellS because you look "MMMM MMMMM Good"
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