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Sojourns in Htrae,the mirror world.
Allow me to tell you of a trip I have taken to Htrae recently.
It all started as I heard a band of wayfarers singing on my lands and heaping weeds in great quantities onto a blazing fire.They seemed to be inhaling the pungent smoke in great quantities;pushing and shouting,trying to shoulder into the heat of the action,so to speak.Foolish smiles split their bladder top-knotted heads and they raised angry out-cries as others cursed and elbowed them aside to breath the smoky waft.
I was incensed with the trespassers and went with a will and smote the first red-eyed and flushed individual with my cane. Others fell to my dervish attacks until I found myself in the midst of smoke and press of people. I inhaled deeply and swooned from my exertions and my barks of admonishment soon gave way to slurring.The crudest sensations overcame me and I remember little else as I ventured to Htrae,the other Earth....... -
I met a certain Charles Siego who feared to go outdoors,because the sight of naked knees drives him mad and much chest beating.Charles lives in a glass domed house where he spends countless hours watching clouds.I remarked to him how a pair of clouds looked much like boobs and Charles,blanching,spat and hissed at me and proceeded to bake some tartlets, ignoring me all the whilst. This alternate Charlie Siega struck me as a taciturn puritan and I gladly left his crystal hovel.
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I then ran into a certain Rudgicos, a humourless fellow who baulks at any talk of the scatological and feuds constantly with his long haired coffee-hating neighbour Johnny Oo.They both share a love for "my little pony cards" and regularly upload and download images of them on LAP(a chat site).
In a building,I came across BTO who wears a miniature pants and who writes the most boring of articles,namely Wankavision. -
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This has a ton of potential... I like where you're going with this, Vish. Surely there were more adventures in Htrae? -
There is nothing mysterious about Obvious.A cold spiteful woman whose invective on the forums turns many players off the WT game.
Chirpy, is anything but what his name implies...truth be told,he is a grim popinjay.
Mr.2013BMW regularly speaks out against guns and calls people into his manse for shots of milkshake and whatnot.
Knight is the antithesis of his Earth brother and can't be accused of being a paladin of the written word.I quote from him: " i fookin wood loves to gets me fizzler in her susie".
Mr.Small Cat appears to have the mange and he posts the most unoriginal plagiarized threads seen on the forum. Much hated by all, he professes a hatred of the Yawn. -
Yawwnns
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Vaiper hates car bombs and trembles in fear at the slightest promise of violence whereas Mavericknot carries no influence at all.
ThatBloke fights for an alliance called The GROB and chats a lot with Abas and Mrs.Jane.
Havoc has a gargantuan mob and could have actually swapped places with Amoeba coming from actual Htrae.
Zat leads the alliance of CFWT with WooleyForks as his stalwart friend and ally.Zat causes much drama with his rare congratulatory 20K milestone threads.
Michaelin Dunn needs to mob up and stop posting "X-box or PS3" threads.
Incarcerated👼Mason likes to defend the foul mouthed noobs and can proudly claim to have never made anyone reset.
Saela is a boring old crusty-assed granny that looks like a knacker's stick after a fight and who has no sense of humour whatsoever. -
I called into my friend Hyena's house to find myself faced with the tramp by the name of Cutepup.He wore a string vest and sweat band and nothing else. He spoke of his fondness of capping noobs and leading them astray.I made my excuses and ran into The Near Side.Foul mouthed and a consummate racist,he invited me to the Gutsy Garters to pickpocket the upstanding patrons there. I elected to walk away at once for his breath smelt of old goats and cheap whiskey.
RRPocket introduced me to his wife Beerio and spoke highly of their friend Auto and their abhorrence of all things military.
Khal was shown to me as a wizened dirty old man operating from a pink rusted van.He was beyond his capacity to string a sentence together..... "Yez want some of me sucky sweets?i do be havin loads in the back", he would say as if it were a mantra with little apparent success. -
Ooh ooh dumee!😜
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
He already didOoh ooh dumee!😜
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Anymore vish comical
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༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
I know, I just wanted to be the first one to say it bc I know that it's coming😜༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
He already didOoh ooh dumee!😜
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You never disappoint Vish 👍
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😂 More! More! More!
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Mr. Akamai
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Subscribed...illustrations would bring this tabloid to life,damn the no picture forum. Quality as always vish pal👍
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I say its that fine grog hes been drinking in the guts for barters establishment.
There seems to be something in the ale and other liquids (some of them not to be named!) over there, that brings forth these fine gentlemen and women with the ability to smack you down with the most fine created words and tales... Well worth a visit if you tell me...
Top job again master vishbume, your drink is served icecold and awaits you 🍺🍶🍸🍻
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Top shelf stuff vish as always 👍
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🙀.....
👍😹😹😹
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Very good, "through a mirror, darkly"
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Haha love it! 😉 Nice Vish
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💙sͣwͩaͩgger💙 went from a she to a he and could only manage a turf hop to the local chippers let alone Alaska!
Deadbeat Bison set up a movement that can detect gaiety,turfs pregnant with loot and woman-taint from over 100 paces which allows for the appropriate steps to be taken to avoid them.Deadbeat sported a wide moon face with a red beret hung rakishly past one ear;a well preened and plaited nose-mustache,white sacramental gloves and I could divine a tattoo of "Peaches" over his left breast.
Groundisthepits was seen to throw water over her iPod as ,I gather,it wouldn't allow her to spell badly."Oozziw" she can be heard shouting aggressively.When I mentioned our own dear Sara,Groundisthepits struck me in the face with a sound like sausages dropping onto a heavy butcher's block.She came at me:head down and prancing forward with arms thrashing.The more adroitly I fended off the punches,so did Groundy's violence wax....... -
.......Red eyed and roaring,Groundy charged me like a bull with great arm sweeps only to clatter into Firemanian who,fortuitously for me,had just walked in with HappySam,the christmas-cracker joker.Needless to say,I quickly took my leave and continued to search for our other selves.
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ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤ᵃᵈᵈƦƴɗ wrote:
Yup, more! (please)Mr. Akamai
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I called into "The woman's" cottage.She was massive,with a grey rank tangled wig sitting askew upon her monstrous head,and wore a shapeless black gown.She was leaning over a half door twirling the tip of her mustache between thumb and forefinger.Languidly she signaled me to come in,looking at me contemptuously with twinkling eyes.I asked her if she knew of her other self, and she nodded thoughtfully and produced a most impressive belch,redolent of the tacos she had recently consumed.Since she took no heed of the matter,I gave no sign that I had noticed either and so asked her again the same question."Fuck you", she breathed heavily into my face,causing me to wrinkle my nose.She in turn deigned not to notice.I ventured to tell her of "The Man" and she promised great violence upon my person......
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......I bade her a good afternoon when I saw her seize a rolling-pin from within her skirts and beat a quick exit.Her mocking calls sounded in my sensitive ears as I chugged greedily on the fresh air of liberty as I staggered away.There was a lesson to be learnt here: Don't fuck with The Woman
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I came to a fire station to find a a person called ☀TravCat☀ who lay on the ground in a stupor.Hus face had been pummeled and a dusty trainer had left its marks on his glittery rainbow coloured t-shirt.But I could smell no drink off of him.His chest was wracked with heavy breathing and he sobbed into the sand.....I followed the tracks that led away from him to come across a pimply 15 year old who had come out much the better in the tussle.
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"Come play with me", he offered .."me 9 dolla,me soooo hornnnni",I search the face and thought to recognize something familiar about it through all the layers of makeup.He mistook my shocked silence as willingness,"play with me",he continued urging and cajoling and finally threatening,"I'm gonna smash you with my wiffle bat and spatula if you don'ts play with me!". I asked his name as I scaled a wall.
"Twink"........the lodger in that head had the same face as Tweek's but with none of the rapidity,sharpness or class. -
I met an another denizen who called himself NewBreed.He was much amused when I told him of ViewBleed.
Bruenorette was swinging a baton and was practicing for the New York Confederates baseball cheerleader team.
Towngent flushed red when I told him of HillBilly.
Marilyn is always confused for Manson instead of Monroe.
Neighbourhood Pet was nowhere being a monster let alone in a Ghetto.
RaiKou's other self is a man-ravisher but also finds herself forum banned on WT. -
WT... Wharf Tours?
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Why has this disappeared?
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