Turf War Times- WT,the other TW.
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A host of mirror players pass before my eyes:
The kind and gentle GoodMisterFrosty allowing noobs to tax him so that he runs into debt.
The abusive and cap happy =Namron= who never has a good word to say about anyone and is encouraged by SusanKmc (K is for kill).
DannyWFC and his passion for Westham football club.
Vadan's otherself plays and lobbied Nicholas for the 4,000 hench.
Nicholas,the games creator uses virtual gold leaf on his name as does Wretched,his ex.Nicholas regularly forces players to reset unless they buy PP ( pauper points).
Belialini is a yes-man:
B:Cold day today.
You: no,it warm actually.
B:yes,very warm.I hate photography.
You: it is a true art to take photos.
B:the most noble of arts. -
Kilgore Salmon is a dour,insensitive fellow who lives in a bedsit in Dubai.He regularly rants against everything Californian.
HateByrd is white thrash who sends hate messages to all players and accuses them of not paying alimony.
dctwo is the best of friends with Buyer. -
Brizz hates DVD( who people think reads PIMP!) with a passion and Boatswain seeks to be Admiral one day. Gerald Squares seeks to write only about obituaries.
Cemetery goes limit on Ratboy (Squirrel).
NoBlamesday resets every other day.
WetFirework would blanch at being called Semtex.
Muggers hogs the forums.
Benjamin has no turf art and Bennygoodeye is a staunch GROB supporter.
Tajik is an Indian servant on Dubai who has hacked into his master's account and ,likewise,has been reset. -
I didn't dare talk to myself, who never gets threads deleted and who is a teetotaler.
Ultraviolet has a stallion,also called Trigger, who hates Olga the postlady. -
vishbume wrote:
Least my other self was doing something partially useful...
Seriously, though, what the heck kind of me cheers a baseball team?!!
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I didn't dare ask Bruenor. Your otherself didn't make the trials if that is any consolation.Obese issues.vishbume wrote:
Least my other self was doing something partially useful...
Seriously, though, what the heck kind of me cheers a baseball team?!!
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Lol
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Elmer Fudd has a huge mob and would never think to call herself Bugs.
FeoItaliano would never deign to retire.
Eric.. is still a Finlay boy.
Sabasaul posts things about potpourri and such like.
⭐Mayhem⭐ hates Canada and syrup. -
A good read👍
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🍤Hack🍤 nows calls himself ☁Misneach☁ and is actually from Pakistan.This other Hack has invested PP to have 250 in both attack and defense with a mere 4 in stam and a turf limit of 23!
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A group of right little scamps by the names of Little Jake,
Jim Clean(add B2),and Zraywent are being told to get off a lawn by Turfa but invited back onto it by Turfa (The Turfa roles been reversed).
🗿Augustine🗿 upbraids any who dare to bring religion onto the forum. -
😍ҝعყʂعཞ😇Տöƶع😍 is having a sneaky whiskey before another liver transplant.
💧LittleBlueVee3💧,💧Harpo💧,💧Cyrus the Cure💧,💧Definitely Katie💧,💧Organic🐔Chicken💧,💧Healer Carl,💧PenknifeSow💧 and many more make up the most eye catching alliance.
⭐Aubergine⭐,⭐Fnord⭐ and ⭐Addi⭐ troll constantly and lack any ability to argue.
Demario's otherself was launched to fame by G-Moneymoney videos who now wants a share in the profits.G-Moneymoney recently lost out for best director award at the Sracsos ceremonies.
The Smoke-Buddy never knock knocks but sends well wishes on FaceBooklet. -
Brownmanxphile hasn't got a uniquely fried brain and as a consequence is ultimately less interesting. His disbelief of the other worldly things is legendary.
ThatShortman awaits any chance to jump on the bandwagon.He'd never defend you and would stab you with his pitchfork as soon as you turn your back.
TheLamb is a player who seeks to nuke the Isle of Wight.
Warrior and the Accountant are forever calling each other vets.
The Goatee is a bailiff and likes nothing better that to evict people,preferably families, from their homes.
ElTortugón never misses a chance to tell SirYapalittle that he is wasting his life on this game.
Lawrence hates turtles. -
Snowhound's otherself never went to Australia but stayed in England to run a profitable business making adult nappies for "Diaper Dating". Sunnypup industries even produce easily opened sachets of mush to give the diaper extra varumph and authenticity.
Brockleboner-Bomb works as a Mr.Blobby mascot wherever and whenever he can.The older audience,who tend to remember Mr.Blobby, attack him with a passion.The resulting court cases pay very well.
🙈🍔Philistine🍟🎰 would laugh if I told him his other self went under the name of Picasso. -
Epic!
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I had a dream last night that "Charlie Seiga" was the name of a cocktail. (I wasn't sure where else to say this)
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YOU wrote:
Weird because I don't even know him.I had a dream last night that "Charlie Seiga" was the name of a cocktail. (I wasn't sure where else to say this)
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Picture an old crone whose pastime is to go about with a loaded blunderbuss and spy on young courting couples, exhorting them to do lewd acts for her own gratification and you have the image of BellaItaliana's antithesis on Htrae.
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🍄ŽΔBŁΩ is a hulking giant that goes about naked with clumps of dirty straw coloured hair and milky blue eyes.His waxy face is one of crass stupidity.He constantly curses for his swollen fingers make punching codes difficult.I shall be telling dear 🍀ŽΔBŁΩ of this.
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LOWTech™ ︻┳テ=一 💨 noisily feeds on gray mash and has clenched tightly in his hands a wooden stick made to look like a rifle.A stretched rubber serves as a telescopic sight.
Mrs.CW looks at me through rheumy eyes,the size of lemon pips.She dances a merry step when I start to clap and soon her body goes into a frightening frenzied pounding that deafens out my clapping.I leave her in a foaming fit and continue my sojourn,wondering who will I encounter next and when I will return to my dear Earth. -
🇺🇸Տℳ∆Տℋℰℛ🇺🇸 tells me that he is thinking of leaving the( in his own words) wretched Clash of Crabs.
Wegsies's visage betrays the look of a meth user.He feeds on a meat pie and tells me of the scandal that traces of beef were found in many. Not too different from our world after all. -
✰Serial ₭ĭƖƖɛཞ✰'s name speaks for itself.
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💍ℙɪɳɠḁṩ💍 uses the forum to propose marriage.He stalks when he isn't playing.
🎩Maddhatter🎩never changed his name and punches old inactive codes onto ICM.Ge forever defends the whiners on the forums citing their unawareness of how the game works albeit some with over 2 years of experience. -
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
It would have ice and one of those little umbrella things I hope.YOU wrote:
Weird because I don't even know him.I had a dream last night that "Charlie Seiga" was the name of a cocktail. (I wasn't sure where else to say this)
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I always saw you as a Rusty Nail myself...ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
It would have ice and one of those little umbrella things I hope.YOU wrote:
Weird because I don't even know him.I had a dream last night that "Charlie Seiga" was the name of a cocktail. (I wasn't sure where else to say this)
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vishbume wrote:
👍Brownmanxphile hasn't got a uniquely fried brain and as a consequence is ultimately less interesting. His disbelief of the other worldly things is legendary.
ThatShortman awaits any chance to jump on the bandwagon.He'd never defend you and would stab you with his pitchfork as soon as you turn your back.
TheLamb is a player who seeks to nuke the Isle of Wight.
Warrior and the Accountant are forever calling each other vets.
The Goatee is a bailiff and likes nothing better that to evict people,preferably families, from their homes.
ElTortugón never misses a chance to tell SirYapalittle that he is wasting his life on this game.
Lawrence hates turtles. -
Vet X-ray creates simulacrums in his free time.His studio is stuffed with bags of skin flakes,hair,eyelashes,eyebrow hairs,excrement and jars of sweat,sputum,drool,between toe juice,wax and the like. His pieces command the highest prices and anyone who takes voodoo seriously must have one.
🍭Aaron🍭 carries around a crude stooped-over,squash-headed,man-boobed manikin that he usually sticks needles into,or burns with fag ends according to his mood.The manikin is called "username asshole" and I accept Aaron's kind invite and sink a proffered cigarette up its ass! -
[Add:Boffer]Baz is a prosperous tavern owner with a cherub face which turns sour on occasion from the tobacco that he chews.He has nimble fingers that seem to have a life of their own and are partial to lifting skirts and cutting purse-strings.A soft whistle at times sounds from a soft browny sac behind his left ear that he insists tells him to do such mischiefs but when I offer to cut the cyst off,his face takes on an injured look and he tells me that to do so would take all the fun out of his life.
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😂👍 Great read
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༺🐩Triassic🐩༻ is an eminent scholar whose teachings that giant poodles once roamed the Htrae are accepted as fact.His discovery of 🐾 and fossilized poodle poop adds credence to his arguments.His book has sold over 1,000,000,000 copies and makes for a good paperweight.
🔆Mayhem🔆 walks around on two heavy short gnarly legs and has a limp from an accident with his prize elephant gun.He treats anti-gun lobby groups with insulting remarks:"guns don't kill people,but I do". His nose is splayed and devoid of any cartilage from a mishap with his infant daughter's revolver but offsets his one bacon-rind ear (the other was shot off by himself on purpose!). -
💐ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💐₅ͣ₅ͩ₂ͩ has strange mental processes that doctors feel would be a shame to cure.He pens the messages found in fortune cookies."You will die sometime in the future","That was'nt chicken!","Your partner thinks you got a face like a trout","itchy bum,sticky finger",are amongst just some that I can call to mind.
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