Jokes Pleez!
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sadsam wrote:
😳😄baaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaA New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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Short*1 wrote:
I liked sam and nick's jokes too....i assume tthats wat yu meen 😄OMG she is still alive. I thought she was dead. Guess who's back.!!!
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Americans are better equipped for a zombie apocalypse then for 1 hour without power
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ℛօɴժǫ wrote:
Owch! 😝Americans are better equipped for a zombie apocalypse then for 1 hour without power
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Did u hear the joe about the ceiling. Forget about it, it is over your head.
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‡🔥ƉͭɄͪƉͤĘ🔥‡ wrote:
😝Did u hear the joe about the ceiling. Forget about it, it is over your head.
Its funnyer cos yur talkn to a blond brain damagd polok! -
SkyTheLimit wrote:
Last time someone was talking like that. They were drunk. True Story‡🔥ƉͭɄͪƉͤĘ🔥‡ wrote:
😝Did u hear the joe about the ceiling. Forget about it, it is over your head.
Its funnyer cos yur talkn to a blond brain damagd polok! -
I talk like that cos my spelling is waaaay better than autocorect! Just check www.damnyouautocorrect.com
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ℛօɴժǫ wrote:
Someone's new around here...SkyTheLimit wrote:
Last time someone was talking like that. They were drunk. True Story‡🔥ƉͭɄͪƉͤĘ🔥‡ wrote:
😝Did u hear the joe about the ceiling. Forget about it, it is over your head.
Its funnyer cos yur talkn to a blond brain damagd polok! -
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ wrote:
😊💙ℛօɴժǫ wrote:
Someone's new around here...SkyTheLimit wrote:
Last time someone was talking like that. They were drunk. True Story‡🔥ƉͭɄͪƉͤĘ🔥‡ wrote:
😝Did u hear the joe about the ceiling. Forget about it, it is over your head.
Its funnyer cos yur talkn to a blond brain damagd polok!
Most no me, yeh -
Daughter: Dad I have something I want to confess.. I'm a lesbian...
Dad: What??
Daughter 2: OMG!! No Way! So am I!!!
Dad: Does anyone around here like guys??
Son: I do...
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Simba, everywhere the light touches is our kingdom.
What about that shadowy place?
That is the Super Bowl. No Lions have ever been there.
😂😂😂
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vapor fly wrote:
Simba, everywhere the light touches is our kingdom.Simba, everywhere the light touches is our kingdom.
What about that shadowy place?
That is the Super Bowl. No Lions have ever been there.
😂😂😂
What about that shadowy place?
Simba what the fuck did I just say?
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The iPhone is fun like a boyfriend but the blackberry is realible like a husband!
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Kidnapping? I prefer "Surprise Adoption"
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Lordofthekill,your jokes are decidedly unfunny.If jokes be the operative word.
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lordtofthekill wrote:
Baby joke: not funny at all dudeHow do you stop a baby from crawling in circles
Nail the other Hand to the floor
Those jokes are sick and wrong, and people have issues for thinking they're funny -
(A joke I heard from a comedy skit some time ago. Joke isn't exact though since I can't remember it completely)
I favorite drink is sweet tea but I never find it sweet when I go to resteraunts down south.
So I put the little packets in of those article sugars and when I went to grab the pink one my friend says 'Those causes cancer in lab rats.'
So I go and grab the blue one when he says 'Those cause short term memory loss.'
So I grab both and out them into my tea and say 'If I get cancer, I don't want to know about it.'
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1912:Dracula drank virgin girl's blood
2012:He died of thirst
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A chicken and an egg were having sex. Afterwards, the chicken fluffs the pillow, lights a cigarette, and settle back comfortably. The egg rolls over and mutters "well that answers that question"
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The jokes are deleated happy now
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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an IPhone, because he couldn't find the droid he was looking for!
Joking, it was because of Turf Wars
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I was at the cemetery the other day visiting a long since passed loved one, when I noticed a man a few headstones over. He was enveloped in pain, tears rolling down his cheeks. All I could hear him saying was "why? Why did you have to die? Why? Why? Why?" after he had composed himself, I approached him and explained how moved I was by his display of grief. I then asked who it was he mourned so deeply for. He said to me "my wife's first husband" 😜
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Just a friendly reminder, Your crush showers naked😉
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What do gay horses eat?
Heyyyyyyy
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Grandma: Why is there singing cotton candy on my TV?
Me:What are you talking about Grandma?
Grandma: There is singing cotton candy on my TV!
Me:Okay? What is it saying?
Grandma:You a stupid hoe you a stupid hoe
Me:That's not cotton candy that's Nicki Minaj
Grandma:Oh, your generation is stupid
Me:I know Grandma, I know
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Love em all!!
Ya all rok!
My thanks
💙WIZZOO!💙
Sara -
If McDonald was the official sponsor of the olympics, then Cigarettes are the official sponsor of cancer
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SkyTheLimit wrote:
My names not really Nick 😜Short*1 wrote:
I liked sam and nick's jokes too....i assume tthats wat yu meen 😄OMG she is still alive. I thought she was dead. Guess who's back.!!!
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This guy walks into a bar & orders a dozen shots of taquila & starts downing them one after the other. The bartender ask "what are you celebrating?". The man replies "First blow job". "Well congrats" replies the bartender "the next shot is on the house". "No thanks" says the man " if the first 12 don't get rid of the taste, nothing will".
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