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Ask my Arse. It can warble the answers to you, release cryptic chirps and poots and even an old gorilla finger can poke out of it; enough to date the most powerful soothsayer.
Magical turtle-heads to make a shaman blush like a virgin. Bring a smile that would split your head or a pungent spray to vanquish your sad thoughts.A fetid foul wind that would blow your mind ( and likely your sanity) away.
Welcome seekers. Take a seat in my emporium.But hurry for the speaker ebbs and flows and waxes lyrical.
Never mind the juices that sue forth from its maw, they will be wiped presently. Let the fanfare begin. -
The Butt-Head glands of seven strapping persons go into each charge of sagacity concentrate. Not easily understood, but edifying, you will then be shown to the extraction room where you might spy some characters from pur own GD forum.
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The elixirs run sweet. The mud-flap will be unplugged from a certain BigWoe who,it has to be said, full of shit.
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Timmy wrote:
Are BigWoe and myself one and the same?
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Can't make head nor tail of this mess. Sounds like drivel but there is a nugget of knowledge within.
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All will be revealed. Close your eyes.
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The Chuff erupts! The mob are chary of visionary tales both the long and the short.
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😂Old gorilla finger...How do you come up with these?
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Between clenching and straining, a single whistle sounds. It says: " belch".
That'd leave ye red faced. -
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Drop anchor on the muddy flats of poo bay, me hearties. The protruding wonderment spews out a wonderment of the fifth order. The up-splash annoints you.
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vishbume wrote:
Ok Mr. Gorrila Finger Poo, What is the poo tide today?Drop anchor on the muddy flats of poo bay, me hearties. The protruding wonderment spews out a wonderment of the fifth order. The up-splash annoints you.
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MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Poot... Whoosh.vishbume wrote:
Ok Mr. Gorrila Finger Poo, What is the poo tide today?Drop anchor on the muddy flats of poo bay, me hearties. The protruding wonderment spews out a wonderment of the fifth order. The up-splash annoints you.
Feel the vapors Rob;let them envelope you. Breathe them in greedily. Suck the fumes right up.... It's coming.
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vishbume wrote:
Very ensuring vish.MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Poot... Whoosh.vishbume wrote:
Ok Mr. Gorrila Finger Poo, What is the poo tide today?Drop anchor on the muddy flats of poo bay, me hearties. The protruding wonderment spews out a wonderment of the fifth order. The up-splash annoints you.
Feel the vapors Rob;let them envelope you. Breathe them in greedily. Suck the fumes right up.... It's coming.
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Just happy to serve,Mob N' Rob matey.Holding court on the throne. Hope the reading rid your mind of any lingering doubts.
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😳Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Shh...There are Finlays watching this....Are there any, vishpoome?😳Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Parp... Phfuit... Drip... Wheeze😳Drugs are bad, m'kay?
Wipe the steaming hot chunks off your face and out of your ringlets Turfa for the translation is almost complete buddy.
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Drugs bad. Constipation bad.
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Well, that's it.Wisdom through aromatic gusts.Another satisfied Turfer is Turfa. -
MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Aaargggh... By golly, I think I blew a gasket there. Now have a twig in my hand and trying to sift through a pile of afterbirth-like crap....♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Shh...There are Finlays watching this....Are there any, vishpoome?😳Drugs are bad, m'kay?
... It looks like Scuts Finlay himself! This can be intrepertated as meaning that the Finlays and their brethren are full of shit. And yes they are watching, ever lurking. Whoa, that was an emotional movement Rob. -
vishbume wrote:
Blowing a gasket....That may be the clue to that they have the python beam!MOB 'N ROB wrote:
Aaargggh... By golly, I think I blew a gasket there. Now have a twig in my hand and trying to sift through a pile of afterbirth-like crap....♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Shh...There are Finlays watching this....Are there any, vishpoome?😳Drugs are bad, m'kay?
... It looks like Scuts Finlay himself! This can be intrepertated as meaning that the Finlays and their brethren are full of shit. And yes they are watching, ever lurking. Whoa, that was an emotional movement Rob. -
*interpretated.
A very real clue Rob.The cobra out of his basket so to speak. Except we are talking python here. You could be a reader. You interested in some work? Candidates are required to be blinded and gelded to protect the integrity of the fundament. -
vishbume wrote:
Yes my fellow.I shall keep the cobra....in the basket.*interpretated.
A very real clue Rob.The cobra out of his basket so to speak. Except we are talking python here. You could be a reader. You interested in some work? Candidates are required to be blinded and gelded to protect the integrity of the fundament. -
This is thread is fartacular! O Divine Pooter, what may be our fate upon this treacherous journey? Will it be like the diarrhea of Mexican food, blowing up in our faces? Or will it be slick and smooth like the results of eating multiple cups of pudding?
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Gurgling like a novice farm-hand who just had his fill of hog-meat,you consume the bowl of "mana" that sits before you in a chipped earthenware bowl. It's slop but the corn offers tiny explosions of taste in your greed to finish.
Your intense heaving and gagging cannot drown out the message:
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Save some for tacos later.....
And use a napkin.
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I can't believe I have missed this for two days. Epic. Fucking epic..!!
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Thanks GTR mate. I could spice things up a little with some Tabasco but that would be too obtrusive on one's threads. So, I'm going to see if leafing through "Pride and Prejudice" or a porn magazine, for that matter,will flavour the mix. Images and witticisms would transport you to another realm where "fetid" would be " flowery" and one gets to play with an "excrement" patented crayon to draw all manners of cool pictures. A kaleidoscope of brown spirals jutxaposed upon darkened umber rods.
All accompanied to chimes from a dream-catcher and tell-tale home produced noxious gases. -
Valves are being opened. Releasing the gases.The dark dank eye winks and exudes a willful power. A slurry spits out after a projectile, comparable to the trail from a celestial comet.
The "cigar" plops to a halt, broken backed, against a wall.The priests nurse it as they lovingly file their long nails over the matter. They, then, deposit the crop from under their nails onto sweet-meats,cornish pasties and such like. These will be sold by vendors who have pitched their stalls around the temple, downwind of course so chance wanderers may come.
The High Priest himself may check on the grape-like clusters that filigree the eye frame. He is even rumoured to mop up the garbage juice from time to time and as one young wag would say sell illegally the Debris without the sanctioned stamp at a bargain price on EBayeth!
Now, wayfarers, would you like to take a guess as to who this exalted High Priest is? It could be none other but.... who else. -
No flurry of farts nor rhapsody of poots? Nobody cares to hazard a guess? There can only be one. The artist on these matters. One who can produce cool shapes and allegedly a dove!
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vishbume wrote:
How can you just leave me standing, alone in a world that's so cold?No flurry of farts nor rhapsody of poots? Nobody cares to hazard a guess? There can only be one. The artist on these matters. One who can produce cool shapes and allegedly a dove!
You've got the butterflies all tied up! Even doves have cries..... -
So they do,VW my friend. That sir, is poetry. Moving.Nice, very nice indeed.
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22much4u wrote:
Half Gush for this young weasel....whoooosh.......he laps it up hungrily. Parp....I cants desides wat 1to pick.X-box or PS3.
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Fuck off.
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