Funny signs you've seen?
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1: 'TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN'
2: 'Please don't lean against the fence. If you do, you might fall in, and the animals might eat you, and that might make them sick. Thank You'
3: 'CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS'
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"no bears allowed in the bathroom for your own safety
(last time someone shit themselves)" -
Men to keep the bathroom clean, please stand closer to the urinal. You're not as big as you think you are.
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No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be violated.
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In a coffee shop:
CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO AND A FREE PUPPY. -
" turn back"
It was out in the middle of the forest on a dirt road and it had a set of creepy eye balls next to the words. Needless to say I did turn back! -
"Wallets left on counter will be taken."
A bar of course. -
Danger! This sign has sharp edges
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Speed limit is enforced by sniper.
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In a bar:
"Free Beer Tomorrow" -
"Let us dip your cone in chocolate BS". 😂😭😂
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"Beware of pickpockets and loose women"
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"Voted Best Burger In Town By Some Guy Who Likes Burgers"
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Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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To-go.
Cars parked here for more than 20 mins will be smashed and melted. -
"Guns don't kill people, dads with pretty daughters do!"
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Caution! Camel Crossing:)
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⚠Speed hump⚠
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While visiting the Nagoya Castle in Japan, there was a sign trying to tell us that if we cross the fence we might fall in to those big holes that sorrounds the Castle, dont know how that is called, anyways, the sign said: - Be careful, because you are dangerous. :)
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"My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns
Their house is NOT armed
Out of respect for their opinions I promise not
To use my guns to protect them"(big sign with arrow pointing next door)
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No drowning in pool
Please do not walk on ceiling
If you have a "short bat," stand closer to the "plate." (on a bathroom door.) -
Oh, yeah, don't stop believing. (graffiti on a stop sign.)
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
😂😂😂No drowning in pool
Please do not walk on ceiling
If you have a "short bat," stand closer to the "plate." (on a bathroom door.) -
On a freeway going through Virginia:
Water on road during rain.
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"welcome to our ool...
Notice there is no "P" in it... Please keep it this way!" -
taymizzle31 wrote:
😂😂😂"Voted Best Burger In Town By Some Guy Who Likes Burgers"
"Fresh" Bread
Happy "Father's" Day -
Someone wrote Voldemort on a stop sign by my house, so it read "Stop Voldemort!"
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Eric. wrote:
First off, if you wabt to see funny signs watch the Ellen show. Second, trespassers will be shot thing? Really? Thats from GTA1: 'TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN'
2: 'Please don't lean against the fence. If you do, you might fall in, and the animals might eat you, and that might make them sick. Thank You'
3: 'CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS'
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Driving on the highway, I saw one of those signs with a picture of George Bush saying 'miss me yet?', and then the next one, a few hindred feet away said 'NO!'.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Haha someone in my neighborhood didSomeone wrote Voldemort on a stop sign by my house, so it read "Stop Voldemort!"
STOP
hammer-time -
Sticker on the back of a car i was after in a traffic jam:
Get off my ass, im not gay!
(no offence)
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