Funny signs you've seen?
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ChickenESupply wrote:
No, you get over it. I'm 20 and I found that funnyMr.DoDg3 wrote:
Grow upOutside a church
"The most powerful position is on your knees"
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"Motorcyclists, have you considered that there may be a cantankerous, pig-headed, middle-aged man with pubes for hair driving around in a stupidly overpowered Mercedes that should be a four-seater but hasn't got a back seat and yet costs twice as much..."
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Jon Allen wrote:
It's pretty funny.ChickenESupply wrote:
No, you get over it. I'm 20 and I found that funnyMr.DoDg3 wrote:
Grow upOutside a church
"The most powerful position is on your knees"
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A sign at a hospital that I'm doing a clinical rotation said,
"Family Planning Advice. Please use rear entrance." -
Sir Delta wrote:
Epic Top gear reference"Motorcyclists, have you considered that there may be a cantankerous, pig-headed, middle-aged man with pubes for hair driving around in a stupidly overpowered Mercedes that should be a four-seater but hasn't got a back seat and yet costs twice as much..."
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YOU wrote:
From season 15, episode 4 news segmentSir Delta wrote:
Epic Top gear reference"Motorcyclists, have you considered that there may be a cantankerous, pig-headed, middle-aged man with pubes for hair driving around in a stupidly overpowered Mercedes that should be a four-seater but hasn't got a back seat and yet costs twice as much..."
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At a lake. Please don't drop sigeratte butts in the water, the alligators are developing lung cancer.
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Seven
Crappy
Hours
Out
Our
Lives
One of my pe teachers has this up in the locker room -
Hey Barrack
I'm Broke -
"used beer dept."
Over the bathroom at a Hooters -
Men's room:
If you have a small bat stand closer to the plate. -
I remember a few years ago seeing a guy riding a Harley Davidson and on the back of his leather jacket it read:
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF"
:)
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Please do not throw paper towels in the toilet, our toilet deals with enough shit.
Thanks mngmt -
Steve-O 93 wrote:
Carlsbad Caverns?Bottomless Pit:
65 ft. Deep -
On an teen pregnancy clinic door.
"Please do not lock your keys in your car on our property , it would be wrong for you to ask us to borrow a hanger."And on a semi truck:
"Do you believe that there's life after death ? Trespass here to find out." -
Due to limited sold out tickets for the hunger games premiere, customers will have to fight to death for reserved seats, just like in the real games.
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Homeless man's sign read "Need money for beer, drugs, and hookers. At least I'm being honest"
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I saw a 'SOTP' sign once.
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Sgt Mayday wrote:
I've seen way one painted on the roadI saw a 'SOTP' sign once.
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vishbume wrote:
Red light district?"Where the customer comes first"........Hazard a guess anyone?
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'ELEVATOR OUT OF USE. PLEASE USE ELEVATOR'
'<-- NEXT RIGHT TURN'
At a Chinese restaurant: 'NO. WE SEE NO CAT OF YOURS. NO MORE ASK PLEASE' -
rojo2017👣👊🔨 wrote:
😏😂At a lake. Please don't drop sigeratte butts in the water, the alligators are developing lung cancer.
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Seen a photo of a sign on the net, all it said was...
Warning! Sign has sharp edges. -
'Try our curries; you'll never get better'
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'Birds poop every 15 minutes. How long have you been standing here?'
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Car & Truck Wash
Sign by the driveway said "No Trucks Allowed" -
On the highway.
Kids 1000 points.
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'All employees must wash genitals'
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It's a billboard and it says: texting while driving kills
Text "safety" to 9755 for more safety tips
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'Please do not drop your cigarrette butts on the ground. The fish crawl out at night to smoke them, and we are trying to get them to quit.'
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