Funny signs you've seen?
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I saw one on a fence that reads, my dogs can get to the gate in 4.2 seconds! Can you?
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Close enough Turfa mate. "hoor" house. Read that somewhere. Didn't read it in person!vishbume wrote:
Red light district?"Where the customer comes first"........Hazard a guess anyone?
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vishbume wrote:
Man talk about good timing. I just woke up.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Close enough Turfa mate. "hoor" house. Read that somewhere. Didn't read it in person!vishbume wrote:
Red light district?"Where the customer comes first"........Hazard a guess anyone?
Man im good 😏 -
I saw a billboard that said "Jesus is watching" and he was pointing to a sign that said "XXX adult video"
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Good to hear that Turfa. Long may it last.vishbume wrote:
Man talk about good timing. I just woke up.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Close enough Turfa mate. "hoor" house. Read that somewhere. Didn't read it in person!vishbume wrote:
Red light district?"Where the customer comes first"........Hazard a guess anyone?
Man im good 😏 -
⚠TOOLZ⚠ wrote:
I have a sign like that on my gate. Where did you see it?I saw one on a fence that reads, my dogs can get to the gate in 4.2 seconds! Can you?
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Trespassors will be executed
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༄Løsτ☣☠Bφy༄ wrote:
Rat race lolYou..
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( on motorcycle) do not get on unless butt naked and a woman.
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'DO NOT ENTER. ENTRANCE ONLY.'
Saw this one online: 'CAN YOU RUN 850 FEET PER SECOND? IF NOT, YOUR HEAD BETTER BE BULLETPROOF!' -
At an anti Euro € protest "continental breakfast is NOT real breakfast"
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instead of BUMP It said BUMER
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
lolololololol"Please no public nudity, unless approved by management"
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"All golfers caught collecting golf balls will be persecuted and will have their balls removed"
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In the Simpsons at the jail a sign on an unlocked door said please do not leave
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If you can read this your in range.
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On a jar of nuts
Allergy information: May contain nuts. -
On a sign:
'Shame on you, trees only hit cars in self defense.'
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
LolOn a jar of nuts
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...... But neither does milk.
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In a town near me there is a strip club called heartbreakers.
Well a local church bought the billboard directly behind their sign and it says: "Jesus heals the broken hearted"
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I saw this on a bumper sticker.
The only place I want to see my Mother in law's picture is on the back of a milk carton
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We also have buggy crossing signs all over the county
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This
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/174432/816845.jpg
And this
http://files.sharenator.com/signs_bombs_Funny_signs-s1145x718-47513.jpg -
*Outside of the execution chamber*
"Stay out. Closed due to safety concerns."
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ChickenESupply wrote:
That's proboly my favorite sign"Welcome to America, now speak English!"
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Go ahead and eat your munchies that's what I saw.
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⌖🔥Chips🔥⌖ wrote:
Lol*Outside of the execution chamber*
"Stay out. Closed due to safety concerns."
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"Welcom Turist. We Spik Englisch."
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