Funny signs you've seen?
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ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
I saw that today!To-go.
Cars parked here for more than 20 mins will be smashed and melted. -
"Where the customer comes first"........Hazard a guess anyone?
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Bottomless Pit:
65 ft. Deep -
rojo2017👣👊🔨 wrote:
If your playin with a smaller bat, stand closer to the plate.Men to keep the bathroom clean, please stand closer to the urinal. You're not as big as you think you are.
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🚗No left turns....🔙one way🔙
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Don't drop cigarettes end on the floor, as they burn the hands and knees of customers when they leave.
At a bar of course -
Outside a church
"The most powerful position is on your knees"
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"Welcome to America, now speak English!"
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Mr.DoDg3 wrote:
Grow upOutside a church
"The most powerful position is on your knees"
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ChickenESupply wrote:
U serious google it you prickMr.DoDg3 wrote:
Grow upOutside a church
"The most powerful position is on your knees"
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Not as funny as the others though.NO ROLLERBLADING ON BASKETBALL COURT OR ON THE WALL.
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"Remember, statutory rape is illegal"
Somewhere on a billboard in one of the Virginias I believe. -
Mr.DoDg3 wrote:
I've seen it to. So quit being so Frickin butt hurt cuz it involves a church, wow!ChickenESupply wrote:
U serious google it you prickMr.DoDg3 wrote:
Grow upOutside a church
"The most powerful position is on your knees"
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"Driver only carries $20…
of ammunition.""No Treaspassing.
Violators will be prosecuted.
Prosecutors will be violated. " -
I get my crabs from dirty dicks!
Dirty dicks being the name of the crab shop! Lol
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Bumper sticker on a car:
Driver carries no cash. Wife and kids have it all.
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🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
Thank you my next hop it to Texas there's a chicken in supply thereMr.DoDg3 wrote:
I've seen it to. So quit being so Frickin butt hurt cuz it involves a church, wow!ChickenESupply wrote:
U serious google it you prickMr.DoDg3 wrote:
Grow upOutside a church
"The most powerful position is on your knees"
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Detranger wrote:
No, the survivors will be shot thing exists in real life too.Eric. wrote:
First off, if you wabt to see funny signs watch the Ellen show. Second, trespassers will be shot thing? Really? Thats from GTA1: 'TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN'
2: 'Please don't lean against the fence. If you do, you might fall in, and the animals might eat you, and that might make them sick. Thank You'
3: 'CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS'
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Dirtyjerms wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂"My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns
Their house is NOT armed
Out of respect for their opinions I promise not
To use my guns to protect them"(big sign with arrow pointing next door)
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'DO NOT THROW CIGARRETE ENDS ON THE FLOOR. THE COCKROACHES ARE GETTING CANCER'
'Open 7 days a week, and on Sundays!'
'Warning: Please look under your vehicle for penguins' -
"Please no public nudity, unless approved by management"
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Eric. wrote:
Lol.'DO NOT THROW CIGARRETE ENDS ON THE FLOOR. THE COCKROACHES ARE GETTING CANCER'
'Open 7 days a week, and on Sundays!'
'Warning: Please look under your vehicle for penguins' -
"sign not in use"
And
"evil poo lookout"
No joke. Those are legit. -
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
'Beyond this point, you may encounter nude sunbathers eating waffles'"Please no public nudity, unless approved by management"
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Someone wrote on a sign that read "no parking in left lane" so then it read "no parking naked in left lane"
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Obama=
One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America
Saw it on a bumper sticker in Texas. -
This is your butthole👉 o. This is your butthole in prison 👉O so don't shoplift.
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Eric. wrote:
I saw this sign long before video games existed.Detranger wrote:
No, the survivors will be shot thing exists in real life too.Eric. wrote:
First off, if you wabt to see funny signs watch the Ellen show. Second, trespassers will be shot thing? Really? Thats from GTA1: 'TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN'
2: 'Please don't lean against the fence. If you do, you might fall in, and the animals might eat you, and that might make them sick. Thank You'
3: 'CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS'
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sr. sexy wrote:
I have seen thisDanger! This sign has sharp edges
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Somebody wrote on a billboard that says 'Graffiti is a crime!', so that it read 'Graffiti is a FUN crime!'
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