I am sara I cant find my thred
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An i ned lots of postv help. My fevr wontstay dwn undr 104 an i hrrt alot. Throw som jokes my way ii can hav jame red thm to me wn im awak. WIZZOO
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Have you ever gone camping? I heard its intense!
In a tent
Intense -
whette fartze wrote:
That's not camping. A true camper goes out with nothing but a knife, pack of matches, needle and rubber band. Now THAT'S intense.Have you ever gone camping? I heard its intense!
In a tent
Intense -
Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
And an iPhone- to lay turf.whette fartze wrote:
That's not camping. A true camper goes out with nothing but a knife, pack of matches, needle and rubber band. Now THAT'S intense.Have you ever gone camping? I heard its intense!
In a tent
Intense -
Geezusfuckng crist cod th spelling polise giv it a rest? Bisy dyin of brain fuckng cancr heer an jus watin on my reel frends heer
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Oh an awsom job kikn. Reely. Good job.
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SkyTheLimit wrote:
Hey, don't mind them. I don't think we've spoken before, but I feel for you. Hope things get better for you, I truly do. Good luck with everything Sara. Take care!Geezusfuckng crist cod th spelling polise giv it a rest? Bisy dyin of brain fuckng cancr heer an jus watin on my reel frends heer
Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A. "Where's my tractor?"
Lol. Take care ma'am. Positive thoughts and prayers from down under 👍✌
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I wish I could help, but I don't know any jokes. 😔
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fun6754 wrote:
Oh the irony.I wish I could help, but I don't know any jokes. 😔
Your name?
Fun?
Don't know any jokes?I just spelled out the irony.
I just spelled out the fact that I spelled out the irony.
I'm going to bed. Lol kk ✌
♠Turrrfa™🎶💤
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
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Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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Lol 👆
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I'm not good at telling jokes so I found and bumped your thread instead.
Wizzoooo! -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Haha,very funny. no really. that's hilarious!😂fun6754 wrote:
Oh the irony.I wish I could help, but I don't know any jokes. 😔
Your name?
Fun?
Don't know any jokes?I just spelled out the irony.
I just spelled out the fact that I spelled out the irony.
I'm going to bed. Lol kk ✌
♠Turrrfa™🎶💤
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A boy and a mom were outside.
Now comes the joke.Boy: why there is holes on those trees?
Mom: They are knotholes.
What you mean they are not holes?!?
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Turfa tthanks so mcch fr seeing my crisis. I aprshat yu vry mcch. Im in isolashn and my ipad is my windo owtside fr now.
Fun jus ansring is kind tthnk yu.
Super jame crakd up bfr he red it. Good☺ -
It's not a joke but, Comon! You've almost got that raise!
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Sara. How many fingers an I holding behind my back?
👊Answer: ✌
Lol keep getting better!
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Great to hear from you Sara. X
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Why didn't Thor want to work out?
Bc he was already thor.(sore with a lisp...hahahaha!)
Hang in there Sara!!! Someday you'll travel the world talking about how TW forums helped you recover from cancer.
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Noservs tthank yu fr bumpng my thred💙
And tthanks guys i need ya! Fuckng fevr😡 jame an sherry keep teln me to sleep an i do alot cos i cant help it. Bt if im awak i ttry to stay awak.
Tthanks fr helpng me💙💙💙
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Here is a joke my father told me a while back...
On the road to fort Greely.
What is 200 miles from here?
What?
A tree or a damn moose on the roads. -
Sara I sent you a present by PM! By the way you can change the word blue to any color (just make sure to spell t correctly) except for pink or orange!
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YOU wrote:
That, and I hope you get better.Here is a joke my father told me a while back...
On the road to fort Greely.
What is 200 miles from here?
What?
A tree or a damn moose on the roads. -
A midget was riding on a bus. A tall woman stood in front of him and when the bus would hit a bump, she would wind up stepping on his foot. After about four blocks of this, the angry midget yells " look here you stupid blonde, watch what you're doing!" The woman replies "excuse me, but I'm a brunette." The midget replies "not from where I'm standing."
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
😂👍nice!Did ya hear about the 3 queers that raped the lesbian?
2 held her down and the third did her hair!
Wizzo!!!👍
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A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to serve the rope, pointing to a sign posted on a wall which states, "We Reserve the Right To Refuse Service To Rope!"
The rope leaves the bar, but stops on the sidewalk. He twists himself up like a pretzel, musses up both his ends and returns to the bar.
The bartender stops him and says, "Aren't you that rope I just threw outta here?"
The rope responds, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
WIZZO!!!👍
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What's the differance between god and a doctor?
God doesn't think he's a doctor.
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Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Well of course that. I thought was common knowledge?Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
And an iPhone- to lay turf.whette fartze wrote:
That's not camping. A true camper goes out with nothing but a knife, pack of matches, needle and rubber band. Now THAT'S intense.Have you ever gone camping? I heard its intense!
In a tent
Intense -
Tthank yu! Dr came in, cchanj meds probly make me sleep but hopfly brake fevr at leest tto a managbl 103-ish.
Kevster why ar yu still heer? Didnt get enuff? Go away pleez.
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Man #1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Man #2: Why are all of you so damn interested in the chickens business? Nosy gits..
Get better soon Sara!
💙Ꮴinny💙
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