I am sara I cant find my thred
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Huggys
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the Anarchist wrote:
Ths roksSara. How many fingers an I holding behind my back?
👊Answer: ✌
Lol keep getting better!
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James87💀🔫⚠ wrote:
2 the 🚑 with u fir being n insensitive jerkSay whhhhatttt????
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🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:
Since reading and somewhat understanding what's wrong I'll delete my comment. I'll PM you as I don't want to hijack this thread.James87💀🔫⚠ wrote:
2 the 🚑 with u fir being n insensitive jerkSay whhhhatttt????
I hope you feel better soon and try to keep smiling 😊
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James87💀🔫⚠ wrote:
Girls thanks so mcch. And james, tthts class. Thanks.🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:
Since reading and somewhat understanding what's wrong I'll delete my comment. I'll PM you as I don't want to hijack this thread.James87💀🔫⚠ wrote:
2 the 🚑 with u fir being n insensitive jerkSay whhhhatttt????
I hope you feel better soon and try to keep smiling 😊
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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Dear Sara,
I know that you don't know me, but I just wanted to say that I think that you are a very courageous woman and that you inspire all of us to be better people. Keep your head up and never give up. You are in my thoughts and prayers. -
Sorry if that's too dirty I'll find a different one
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What's green and has wheels?
Grass (I lied about the wheels;) -
An Irish man walkes out of a bar. Fell better.
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A 96 year old man goes in for a physical. After performing numerous tests, the doctor tells the old man that he is in perfect health.
The old man asks the doctor "What's my sperm count?"
The doctor said " Your 96 years old, your wife is 92. Why do you care what your sperm count is?"
"I just want to know." replied the old man.
"Fine!" the doctor replied, handing the old man a specimen jar.
An hour later, the old man handed the doctor back the empty jar.
The doctor looked at him and the old man said "I tried for 10 minutes with my right hand then 10 minutes with my left hand. My wife came in and tried with both hands. She tried with her teeth in, she tried with her teeth out, and neither one of us can get the lid off of this damn bottle." -
I hope your fever breaks soon. My heart goes out to you.
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No sammy ttht was awsm! Yu guys ar grate!
Resprtry therpy now, powndn on my back to losn my lungs. Yuk. Th jokes ar grate. Jame is wth me redn thm to me. We snt sherry home she crys to mcch.
WIZZOO -
whette fartze wrote:
Hahahaha I love dumb jokes like this one. 😄Have you ever gone camping? I heard its intense!
In a tent
Intense -
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
What if there are no roads.Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
And an iPhone- to lay turf.whette fartze wrote:
That's not camping. A true camper goes out with nothing but a knife, pack of matches, needle and rubber band. Now THAT'S intense.Have you ever gone camping? I heard its intense!
In a tent
Intense -
SkyTheLimit wrote:
Sherry probably just needs some sleep. Isolation must be so boring! Hope the forums are helping some.No sammy ttht was awsm! Yu guys ar grate!
Resprtry therpy now, powndn on my back to losn my lungs. Yuk. Th jokes ar grate. Jame is wth me redn thm to me. We snt sherry home she crys to mcch.
WIZZOOI can't believe you were getting hassled about spelling STILL. Lol
We can understand you just fine.
Ok sweetie, I'll try to find jokes on web since I forget them as soon as I hear them.
Hugs n more hugs to our 👸.
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
One of my favorites as a kid growing up 👆👍A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to serve the rope, pointing to a sign posted on a wall which states, "We Reserve the Right To Refuse Service To Rope!"
The rope leaves the bar, but stops on the sidewalk. He twists himself up like a pretzel, musses up both his ends and returns to the bar.
The bartender stops him and says, "Aren't you that rope I just threw outta here?"
The rope responds, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
WIZZO!!!👍
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What did bat man say to robin before robin got in the car?
-robin. Get in the car -
The Catholic Church is bring out a range of Holy Condoms...
Immaculate conception guaranteed.
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A new recruit arrived at boot camp. Short of supplies, His commander handed him a banana.
"here, since we're short on supplies, pretend this is a bayonet. Just yell •stabbity stabbity Stab•and don't worry about it".
Next, the confused recruit was handed a broom stick.
"just pretend it's your rifle. Point it at the enemy and yell, "bangity bangity bang".Later, the recruit was sent to the front lines. He was nervous. But his commander told him he'd be fine if he just rememberd the instructions of the broomstick and banana.
On the front lines, when he saw the enemy comming, he pointed his broomstick and yelled "bangity bangity bang"
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Over run, he tied the banana to te broomstick, and ran around yelling "stabbity stabbity stab"
And the enemy fell dead by the dozens.
Except one.
"bangity bangity bang" didn't slow him one bit, and neither did stabbity stabbity stab.
As the confused soldier was stomped into the dirt, he heard the German muttering under his breath... "Tankity Tankity tank" -
sadsam wrote:
Ohmyfuck!!!! AwsmConstruction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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"I wanted to be a milkman, right - but I didn't have the bottle!!"
"I've played football on a plane you know....there I was, running up the wing!!!"
"Black beauty, now there's a dark horse!!!"
"So I went into this video shop, and the man asked if I'd like to rent Batman Forever - I said 'No...just for 2 hours!!!!!!' "
"This man pushed me into a bag of peanuts, so I told the police - they asked me if I was assaulted - I said 'No - dry roasted!!!' "
"I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said 'I bet you £5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf'. ' I'm not gambling!' I said, 'The steaks are too high!!!!!!'
"I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and
said: 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'. So I said to the waiter: 'Excuse me, I ordered aromatic duck!!!!!!'"I threw some snow at my girlfriend. She didn't catch my drift."
"Did you hear Handel has teamed up with Hinge and Bracket? They've formed The Doors!!!!!"
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The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
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A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
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Dunlap2041 wrote:
Build one.Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
What if there are no roads.Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
And an iPhone- to lay turf.whette fartze wrote:
That's not camping. A true camper goes out with nothing but a knife, pack of matches, needle and rubber band. Now THAT'S intense.Have you ever gone camping? I heard its intense!
In a tent
Intense -
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