The Turf Awards!
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Hello, this is your host for the biggest show of the year! Galbatorix! Tonight's special is the Turf Wars Awards, where we give a golden turfer to the best actors and actresses of turf wars. Let me not delay any farther, we will start the show!
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The first award goes to saelo!
Saelo is mostly known for her role in Experiences.She has an attitude that displays her beauty and richness and a charming smile that can get her anything. She lives in her mansion away from everyone else in the country. She is also the host of Turfin' at 11. -
Ooo I like awards!!!!😊😊😊
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The next award goes to Super Swagger!
As his name displays, Swagger is a super actor that is known for his role in the movie Stardom. In the movie, he portrays his best as he plays the role of the fastest runner and the farthest jumper. Swagger is often seen on the red carpet but is not just a braggart. In fact, Swagger has begun his own school called "Acting for Noobs". Swagger is a very good man. -
Next is Raikou!
Raikou is a phenomenal singer that has a good attitude and good looks.😜 Her album "Rolling with the Punches" made the number one song on the consumers list. Raikou won American Turfer as a 20 yer old and blossomed into the young star she is. Congrats Raikou! -
Come on up HΛVOC!
Havoc wins the next award for starring in the movie "Friends and Enemies". In the movie, Havoc is the main character who battles through tough enemies with his friends. Havoc's book "My Rich Life" sold 1Million copies and helped him become the richest man in the turf wars world. Havoc is very nice and has the perfect smile for the cameras. -
Where are you Viper?
As director for the movie "Noob Killer" Viper lives up to his role. The movie was seen by nearly every turfer and was number one on the recommendations list for 2 months. Congrats Viper! Viper makes the best, moving speeches for his award winning movies in their opening showing. He also stars in the show "Experiences" with saelo. -
Haha this is great, and you included me. Nice😊👍 thanks lol.
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*busts down the door, drunk as hell with a bottle of whiskey in each hand* Are theeese the Emmee's? I want an Oscar! Where're ma damn awarrs?!
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GreenmanXphile you out there?
Greenman is known for hosting his show "Late Night Turfin'". On the show he talks about the local news and tell great stories. He wins the award for best show host(besides me of course😜). Congrats Greenman! He also is nice to rookies and doesn't turn down new ideas. -
Turf Lord come on up!
*Sees the beer and drool coming out of his mouth*.
Good actor! Congrats!
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Lol. Just like the real emmees!Turf Lord come on up!
*Sees the beer and drool coming out of his mouth*.
Good actor! Congrats!
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
*stumbles behind you* hey I'm here for the nominee of leading role in B rated movies that no one has heard about. *hiccup**busts down the door, drunk as hell with a bottle of whiskey in each hand* Are theeese the Emmee's? I want an Oscar! Where're ma damn awarrs?!
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We will be back right after these 2 and a half hour commercials! Don't forget to tune in to "Late Night Turfin'" with GreenmanXphile!
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
LmaoWe will be back right after these 2 and a half hour commercials! Don't forget to tune in to "Late Night Turfin'" with GreenmanXphile!
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
*Gets on stage* I'd like to thank tha acadamee, and ma moooom, and ma daaaaad, and my neeeeeiiighbor, and Barnyyy, and ma family,*rambles on for an hour like so* But most of aalll I'd like to thank mee whiskee. *cradles the whiskey bottle like a baby and starts talking to it* It's helped mee throo soooo much and... And... 💤💤💤💤 * falls asleep hugging the whiskey at the podium*Turf Lord come on up!
*Sees the beer and drool coming out of his mouth*.
Good actor! Congrats!
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Yoooo tooooo? Bro that ain't understand yooo maan. *burp* The whole system is whack yo!! *nodding* Yeah! It's whack! We should.... Should... Oh yeaah! We should burn the place doooowwn and riot in da streats! Go a-streakin at the old folks home!!🍺 💤💤💤 Yeah...💤💤💤Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
*stumbles behind you* hey I'm here for the nominee of leading role in B rated movies that no one has heard about. *hiccup**busts down the door, drunk as hell with a bottle of whiskey in each hand* Are theeese the Emmee's? I want an Oscar! Where're ma damn awarrs?!
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
You callllin me a drunkee bro? You wannna fight? Huh? *shoves you but stumbles backwards and falls in his ass*This whole event of Turf Awards has been simply charming...Including the drunks backstage...Because everyone knows you can't have any Hollywood event without drunks showing up...Charming...😏
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And we're back, here in the capital city of turf wars, San Turfalges. We shall resume our previous scheduled broadcasting.
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Yes, What a Charming event! Does anyone know where I can buy a drink?
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☁AΣΘLᏌՏ⚡ wrote:
Idk but I got some E. 😉Yes, What a Charming event! Does anyone know where I can buy a drink?
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Benny DaBOSS-
The main character in the movie "The Union". Benny is known for his moving speeches in the turf awards(aka Oscars) that can persuade you to jump off a cliff. Benny can be found in his mansion in the gd forum. -
Mystery, your turn!
Best known for being the judge on "Vets apprentice", mystery is a nice gal. She gives tips to the noobs on her show but doesn't like the spotlight. Mystery can often be found on her mansion near the help forum. -
This broad cast has been brought t you by Trojan bear skin condoms, can't wait to get it on. Now were back, heerrressss galbatorix👉!
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Well, we will be taking a break and having a vote. Who do you think the nicest turfer is? Results are coming up...
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Damn Gatorade left me out.
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YOU wrote:
I'll send you bbwalmy when I see you on pal hehe.Damn Gatorade left me out.
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
I nominate havoc.Well, we will be taking a break and having a vote. Who do you think the nicest turfer is? Results are coming up...
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Nicest? Idk actually, a lot are nice. I say viper! Because when I spread that noobs should carbomb him to be accepted..... They actually did. 😰 and yet I'm still "safe"
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Hmm, nicest I would have to go with mr. Fat Raymond!!!
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Wait no! You forgot me! YOU FORGOT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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