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Lol!
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Do you honestly think that no one will post?Godfather, Turf Lord and I will weave a fantastic story for you.
Please enjoy and do not post.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Although amusing, i kinda agree. Same old, same oldKiss the vets ass thread.
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Galbatorix hears something rattle in the bushes. He turns around but sees a shadow moving in the dark. He looks again but it is no more. He then continues his way towards the capital building. "12 security guards are placed randomly along the perimeter" he hears Shadow comment through his ear piece. "Send Doom to help", Galbatorix says. "He's on it" is Shadows reply. When Doom meets up with Galbatorix, they find a new player, one they hadn't expected. Through the shadows, Viper walks out. "Hello boys, I've come to play." Doom eagerly aims his Bren. Galbatorix asks, "With whom is the question". Viper answers, "Saelo". Then saelo jumps put of a tree and lands next to Viper. "Hello Galbatorix" she says. Then the duo begins to advance towards Galbatorix and Doom with Tommies in hand...
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As the duo advances, a large rock comes hurtling through the air. After they duck, they are dismayed to find that Galbatorix and Doom have escaped.
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Are you talking of yourself in the 3rd person?
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Galbatorix guessed that it qa pure luck they escaped saelo and Viper. He had fell and landed on a hard rock. As he looks up, he sees a tunnel leading towards the capital building. Next to him sits Doom, who is just as in wonder as he is. "Doom ol' buddy, I think we've found a secret passageway to the capital building!". So Doom and Galbatorix head off into the dark, into unknown territory.
Here ends the story of Galbatorix and Doom for today. Let us take a journey back up to the surface.
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What happened to the awards show? I missed that.
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Up on the top, Shadow heads into an alley, where he intends on finding an old friend. As he comes to a giant wooden door, a scream echoes in the distance. Except the distance is behind the door...
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DONT OPEN THE DOOR
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
It blew up........What happened to the awards show? I missed that.
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Shadow opens the door without any care for his own safety. Inside he sees four people chained to the walls. A figure in a hooded cloak is swinging a whip back and forth. Shadow intervenes and stops the next swing by shooting the mysterious figure in the hand. "Stop." he says in a cool voice. The hooded figure listens, but instead turns toward shadow, pulling a glock from his belt. "Oh but the fun has just begun", the figure says.
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Shadow quickly grabs the crowbar leaning against wall and sends it hurling at the figure. The figure stands there as the crowbar goes soaring throught him without the slightest bit of resistance. The large wound on his stomach then start regenerating at an extensively fast rate. In a matter of seconds the wind is healed. The figure smile and says, you can't best me that easily anymore, my old friend. The figure opens a door, and leads shadow into it.
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The god father and turf lord are sitting I the back room with a thin blanket around each of them. They are soaking we and not in any mood to do anything. Shadow recognizes them from earleyer and pulls out a pistol to quickly take care of them. Before he could get the shot off the gun goes flying into turf lords hand. He then pulled out the clip, and fires the bullet already loaded. He then droped it all on the ground. Shadow stared in amazement. The figure then says, I have been testing my experiments on thies individuals after they came crawling to my door step. Shadow then looks at the god father and says so what does the other 1 do? The figure just grins.....
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
😊 My drunken handiwork.Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
It blew up........What happened to the awards show? I missed that.
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Shadow asks again, "what's his power!?" nobody responds. He picks up a glass bottle and sends it hurling across the room. A hand of mud rushes across the room and grabs the bottle b4 it comes into contact with the god father. The mysterious figure then retracts his mud hand and back to looking normal. Shadow swils and says "so that's what ur power is!" the figure nods and says " I can turn into mud, weather that be super hard or super liquidly." turf lord over there can controll metal objects from a far. He if basicly a human magnate, but his power far exseeds what I had expected, and the god father over there his power, is the power to clone himself. His clones can then take on any form, and when a clone is killed or deactivated, he remembers everything the clone did, heard, saw, smelled, and felt.
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Shadow was amazed by this, he took a little bit to soak up that people actualy had powers. He then asked "how?" and "can it be done to me?" The figure explaned a bunch of siency stuff that nobody understands exept him. After a huge monolong about the powers he answered his second question with a yes.
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
And it is a mystery forever after how it happened..😉😉[Mystery strides on top of the rumble to the center of the chaos. She puts on a gas mask and takes a cannister from her European shoulder bag. She twists off the top and with a hiss a cloud of gas enshrouds the scene. After it clears, shuffling and moaning is heard as the dead bodies suddenly become not-so-dead...]
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And then Galbatorix and Doom pop up through a trap door in the center just as a reformation of their good friend shadow is going on. They watch in amazement as Shadow turns into a savage animal. The hooded figure laughs and says "He fell for my trap! You next Galbatorix!". That's when Galbatorix realized who the figure was. JaBe. He whispered this to Doom and Doom nodded, he knew the plan. Galbatorix slowly creeped towards JaBe, as Mr Doom crept around him. JaBe though Galbatorix was surrendering so he reached out to grab him. Just as he did, Mr Doom sent a jet of water straight at JaBe's head. As soon as the water made contact the mighty president fell dead and evaporated. That's when Galbatorix turned to the god father and asked "Allies? Help us take over the turf wars world."
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Iits my Bday so I wonder if I'll be in it.
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Btw no carborundum for bdays.
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The God Father replied, "Sure. We don't have powers by the way, he was faking it. Behind turf lords back was a magnet." When the god father turned to take the magnet, turf lord was gone. But not completely. He was sitting on the couch sipping whiskey and singing "🎵Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!🎵". The God Father smiled and said "C'mon turf lord, it's time to rock!" so then the 4 allies took off to take over the world. But they forgot to reckon with Shadow. Shadow had turned into a werewolf with bright red eyes. He lunged at Mr Doom and killed him with a quick bite to the neck. He was going for turf lord when Galbatorix sliced off his head with his chainsaw. He said "My two friends. Gone. Now on with our quest. With that, he turned and followed The God Father and Turf Lord, onto the streets.
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But there was a certain troll roaming the caves and streets... His name was Pr3zzy he wasn't a bad fellow just intended on living his life in fun... He witnessed the whole thing...l after the group of hooded figures left he brought a med-kit for his old friend Jabe... They then leave through a secret passage to plan their resistance...
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The first person to join the resistance is leutendant Fun. An all round good fellow ,he knows how to pull the trigger and think well.
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😡😡You guys forget that you're all zombies in Mysterys army!!!
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
I am not! I left the stage early because the show wasn't going on. I found out what happened and joined the resistance.😡😡You guys forget that you're all zombies in Mysterys army!!!
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The rebellion drives off into the distance, little do they relize the 3 figures tailing behind them. As the rebellion drives down the road listening to the cd, they found in the car 🎵Life is a high way, I wana ride it all night long...🎵after driving for several hours, they find that they are low on gas. They just happened to be in luck, there was an old abandons gas station off to the Side of the road. There where 2 zombies wandering around the station, 2 that they could see at least.
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fun6754 wrote:
Well then the second blast would've killed everyone in a half mile radius!!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
I am not! I left the stage early because the show wasn't going on. I found out what happened and joined the resistance.😡😡You guys forget that you're all zombies in Mysterys army!!!
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fun6754 wrote:
Yup and I wasn't even there... They wouldn't let me in because my clothes were to ..... 'revealing' ...😳😳😳Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
I am not! I left the stage early because the show wasn't going on. I found out what happened and joined the resistance.😡😡You guys forget that you're all zombies in Mysterys army!!!
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That's it! I'm here with Mysterys army and a bio-warhead is en route to this location. Better run mofos cuz when it comes they'll be no escaping the zombie plague.
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