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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Are you guys good or bad??That's it! I'm here with Mysterys army and a bio-warhead is en route to this location. Better run mofos cuz when it comes they'll be no escaping the zombie plague.
For our president Jabe or against him?? -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Quick guys! Into our nuclear bunker! Don't ask me why, but I have bunkers everywhere with lmg's grenades and assault rifles. It's also nuclear proof. Get inside, NOW!That's it! I'm here with Mysterys army and a bio-warhead is en route to this location. Better run mofos cuz when it comes they'll be no escaping the zombie plague.
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Pr3zzy wrote:
Bad! Now get inside!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Are you guys good or bad??That's it! I'm here with Mysterys army and a bio-warhead is en route to this location. Better run mofos cuz when it comes they'll be no escaping the zombie plague.
For our president Jabe or against him?? -
fun6754 wrote:
This isn't a nuke. It's a bio head.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Quick guys! Into our nuclear bunker! Don't ask me why, but I have bunkers everywhere with lmg's grenades and assault rifles. It's also nuclear proof. Get inside, NOW!That's it! I'm here with Mysterys army and a bio-warhead is en route to this location. Better run mofos cuz when it comes they'll be no escaping the zombie plague.
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I turn around and shoot turf lord in the face for secretly being in mysteries army and unauthorized use of nuclear weaponry! !! I then check his puls and see that he is dead for sure, then kick him out of the car, and run over him with the back tire. I then get out pour fuel on him and tos a mach on him, he goes up in flames. I then take a sledge hammer and smash is head to peices. I get back I the car and drive off
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
I'm assuming you believe in violence solves everything???I turn around and shoot turf lord in the face for secretly being in mysteries army and unauthorized use of nuclear weaponry! !! I then check his puls and see that he is dead for sure, then kick him out of the car, and run over him with the back tire. I then get out pour fuel on him and tos a mach on him, he goes up in flames. I then take a sledge hammer and smash is head to peices. I get back I the car and drive off
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
I'm a zombie. I don't die.I turn around and shoot turf lord in the face for secretly being in mysteries army and unauthorized use of nuclear weaponry! !! I then check his puls and see that he is dead for sure, then kick him out of the car, and run over him with the back tire. I then get out pour fuel on him and tos a mach on him, he goes up in flames. I then take a sledge hammer and smash is head to peices. I get back I the car and drive off
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[A massive biohead appears in the distance. In seconds, it roars into the town, sending a wave of gas for mile in every direction. No survivors are left and all are infected.] The End!
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GunnGunn wrote:
No, but if u have a man threading to kill us all, and the simplest way to take kare of the problem it to kill him, would u? Or would you spend ur last miniouts trying to convince him not to?!Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
I'm assuming you believe in violence solves everything???I turn around and shoot turf lord in the face for secretly being in mysteries army and unauthorized use of nuclear weaponry! !! I then check his puls and see that he is dead for sure, then kick him out of the car, and run over him with the back tire. I then get out pour fuel on him and tos a mach on him, he goes up in flames. I then take a sledge hammer and smash is head to peices. I get back I the car and drive off
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
That's not a happy ending[A massive biohead appears in the distance. In seconds, it roars into the town, sending a wave of gas for mile in every direction. No survivors are left and all are infected.] The End!
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Then we continue our epic battle using medieval weapons in hell😠😠😡😡👿👿😂😂
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Pr3zzy wrote:
And thank god for us cause turf lord won't be there.Then we continue our epic battle using medieval weapons in hell😠😠😡😡👿👿😂😂
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fun6754 wrote:
"Nuclear proof"?....😹..Charming..😹👏Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Quick guys! Into our nuclear bunker! Don't ask me why, but I have bunkers everywhere with lmg's grenades and assault rifles. It's also nuclear proof. Get inside, NOW!That's it! I'm here with Mysterys army and a bio-warhead is en route to this location. Better run mofos cuz when it comes they'll be no escaping the zombie plague.
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
This sounds like ... this sounds like the famous hijacking of my Ladies And Gentlemen thread a couple weeks ago 😒😡Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
😊 My drunken handiwork.Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
It blew up........What happened to the awards show? I missed that.
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GunnGunn wrote:
It would certainly appear so!Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
I'm assuming you believe in violence solves everything???I turn around and shoot turf lord in the face for secretly being in mysteries army and unauthorized use of nuclear weaponry! !! I then check his puls and see that he is dead for sure, then kick him out of the car, and run over him with the back tire. I then get out pour fuel on him and tos a mach on him, he goes up in flames. I then take a sledge hammer and smash is head to peices. I get back I the car and drive off
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 -
My Rookie story tellers, you have much to learn. In a half hour, the magic shall be renewed.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Violence solves everything!***GunnGunn wrote:
It would certainly appear so!Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
I'm assuming you believe in violence solves everything???I turn around and shoot turf lord in the face for secretly being in mysteries army and unauthorized use of nuclear weaponry! !! I then check his puls and see that he is dead for sure, then kick him out of the car, and run over him with the back tire. I then get out pour fuel on him and tos a mach on him, he goes up in flames. I then take a sledge hammer and smash is head to peices. I get back I the car and drive off
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳***Except in real life
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Nice thread ₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 good job but you forgot me 😉My Rookie story tellers, you have much to learn. In a half hour, the magic shall be renewed.
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aaron1213 wrote:
A wild DuMee appears!!!!₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Nice thread ₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 good job but you forgot me 😉My Rookie story tellers, you have much to learn. In a half hour, the magic shall be renewed.
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Μɽ ÐΩΩΜ™ wrote:
😏 oh ya dummies are suprisely strong you know 😃aaron1213 wrote:
A wild DuMee appears!!!!₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Nice thread ₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 good job but you forgot me 😉My Rookie story tellers, you have much to learn. In a half hour, the magic shall be renewed.
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Wow great story!! I enjoyed it alot, although I should have had a part... Oh well keep up the good threads ₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ
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And I'm back. Let me conjure up the next part.
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Nice, make sure to put me in it!And I'm back. Let me conjure up the next part.
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☁AΣΘLᏌՏ⚡ wrote:
You better I know we're you live JK₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Nice, make sure to put me in it!And I'm back. Let me conjure up the next part.
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While the god father, Canuks, and Galbatorix, are driving off, leaving dead turf lord, saelo, and viper in their dust, they notice something weird. A bomb is attached to their rear end. To get it off, Canuks climbe into the trunk, opened it while the car was moving and hacked of the whole rear end along with the bomb. It then exploded in the road killing a dozen zombies. The 3 turfers were nearing the capital building when another car swerved onto the road. It was completely black except for a single red stripe running down the middle. The driver inside was none other than aaron1213. Yet another ally.
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The two cars had reached the capital building. A secret spy in the building said their was now 48 guards stationed randomly throughout the building. JaBe was also back. As they walked up to the front door, a man walked out. It was a dark, formless figure that seemed to be able to shift its apperance. It was TheSmokeMonster...
TW story has been paused and will resume in 10 minutes.
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The allies (aaron1213, The God Father, Canuks, and Galbatorix) stand in awe of the mysterious figure in front of them. Canuks, being the most powerful, steps up to fight. With a quick hand he pulls out a galesi and shoots TheSmokeMonster right between the eyes. Yet nothing happens. TheSmokeMonster continues his advance and goes right through Canuks. When he passes him, Canuks is gone. Now it's just three of them versus the best fighter in the world. Yet the newcomer aaron1213 knows what to do. He runs back to the car while the two others are left to confront smoke. Once he is back, with a crossbow in hand, he shoots TheSmokeMonster right in the chest. A terrible scream of agony echoes throughout the city as the almighty smoke monster disinigrates right in front of the allies. They are temporarily deaf and cannot hear the ticking going on under their feet. A landmine had picked up their motion and was about to detonate...
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Just before the bomb detonates, they regain their senses. Right when they do they hear a *click* but nothing happens. Out of the ground rises a new person, by the name of fun6754. He is wearing a lab coat and goggles, but is tall and muscular. As he pushes up his goggles he says, "Hello. I'm on a mission to kill JaBe. Goodbye!" As he raises his gun at the allies, Galbatorix yells "STOP! We are friends! Our mission is the same!" fun then lowered his weapon and walked through the doors of the capital building, into the unknown.
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The 4 allies walk up the stairs leading to the main office with ease. Nothing can stand in their way. A few guards greet them at the top bit they are soon disposed of. As they continue their march, they notice a slight chane in the temperature. The air becomes more humid and they start sweating. As they turn the corner into the main office, they see a gruesome sight.
Hundreds of decapitated bodies lie around the room in an orderly fashion. In the center is a giant mud ball. In the mud ball is JaBe. The allies walk toward him, eager to get the job done. But behind them, Pr3zzy walks in with 100 men armed to the teeth. They won't go down without a fight. The force drives the allies to the back window, past the bodies and the mud ball. Once there, the windows open and they fall out. Galbatorix, TheGodFather, and fun all catch the ledge before they fall 3 stories down, but Aaron wasn't so lucky. He missed and fell through the air, landing on the pavement with a loud splat! -
An evil laugh echoes inside as Pr3zzy unrolls JaBe. The allies manage to clamber back into the building. There they are confronted by the guards. The guards stand helplessly by as TheGodFather does a backflip over the mass force and lands next to Pr3zzy. He proceeds in blasting a hole through Pr3zzy's head and then turns to JaBe. With a stab to the heart from his shank, TheGodFather kills the president right as he gets out of the mud ball. The guards instantly fall dead and the allies are reunited.
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