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Well I'm tired YAWN 💤💤💤
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R.I.P atendence to the Turf Awards. May you punch in peace.
Born?-- Death May, 10th, 2012
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rojo2017 wrote:
Zombified; May 10th 2012R.I.P atendence to the Turf Awards. May you punch in peace.
Born?-- Death May, 10th, 2012
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*the anarchist shows up late to the party and sees the ruins. He fights his way out of the death trap and proceeds to plan a strategy on how to fight the zombie apocalypse with the few survivors (whose names are anonymous to protect their identity)*
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the Anarchist wrote:
As he opens a door entering the room where the meeting of surivers was planned to take place, he takes a few steps into the dark room just to find a knife slightly rubbing up against the front of his neck, he glances around and sees about 20 pairs of eyes glaring at him from the darkness.*the anarchist shows up late to the party and sees the ruins. He fights his way out of the death trap and proceeds to plan a strategy on how to fight the zombie apocalypse with the few survivors (whose names are anonymous to protect their identity)*
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
Cut to a dark room with monitors lining the walls. You see a man wrapped in shadow, with glasses glinting in the half-light. He smirks, then slowly presses a red button on the instrument panel.the Anarchist wrote:
As he opens a door entering the room where the meeting of surivers was planned to take place, he takes a few steps into the dark room just to find a knife slightly rubbing up against the front of his neck, he glances around and sees about 20 pairs of eyes glaring at him from the darkness.*the anarchist shows up late to the party and sees the ruins. He fights his way out of the death trap and proceeds to plan a strategy on how to fight the zombie apocalypse with the few survivors (whose names are anonymous to protect their identity)*
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Explosions rip across the town, killing even more survivors. -
A gas is then released into the air, causing anarchist to black out. When he awakes He finds himself lying on a bed with light beaming in through his eyes. It take a few miniouts for his years to adjust to the brightness, and when they do he finds TGF and TL looking down over him. He tries to jump out of the bed but only manages to flop onto the floor. He then tries to mover his legs and find that they don't work, he sits up and drags himself to the wall, he then proseedes to ask, "what's going on here!?!?" TL walks over to him and says...........
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Don't forget my award !Hello, this is your host for the biggest show of the year! Galbatorix! Tonight's special is the Turf Wars Awards, where we give a golden turfer to the best actors and actresses of turf wars. Let me not delay any farther, we will start the show!
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
"Can I take your orda suurr?😃"A gas is then released into the air, causing anarchist to black out. When he awakes He finds himself lying on a bed with light beaming in through his eyes. It take a few miniouts for his years to adjust to the brightness, and when they do he finds TGF and TL looking down over him. He tries to jump out of the bed but only manages to flop onto the floor. He then tries to mover his legs and find that they don't work, he sits up and drags himself to the wall, he then proseedes to ask, "what's going on here!?!?" TL walks over to him and says...........
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Kiss the vets ass thread.
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I nominate gzgrrzk (myself) for the bestest noob award
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
What makes it even better is that none of the vets read this:PKiss the vets ass thread.
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I just read a couple but has he gave nick an award yet?
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
The Anarchist responds "yeah, here it is:" as mystery and her army of 55k bust through the walls and take over in the chaos.Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
"Can I take your orda suurr?😃"A gas is then released into the air, causing anarchist to black out. When he awakes He finds himself lying on a bed with light beaming in through his eyes. It take a few miniouts for his years to adjust to the brightness, and when they do he finds TGF and TL looking down over him. He tries to jump out of the bed but only manages to flop onto the floor. He then tries to mover his legs and find that they don't work, he sits up and drags himself to the wall, he then proseedes to ask, "what's going on here!?!?" TL walks over to him and says...........
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$jax$ wrote:
You are a zombie too. Remember the original explosion? Then the second one thrown in for good measure?$jax$ destroys all the zombies by taking his shirt off. They ate incenerated by pure awesomeness and sex appeal😜😜😜😜
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$jax$ wrote:
To bad I'm the one with immortality!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
My immortality begs to differ$jax$ wrote:
You are a zombie too. Remember the original explosion? Then the second one thrown in for good measure?$jax$ destroys all the zombies by taking his shirt off. They ate incenerated by pure awesomeness and sex appeal😜😜😜😜
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Bite meSkyTheLimit wrote:
I love you too, Sara 😽....I find you just too charming..Wel if ur takn noms, i nom Baron Von Poopy Pants fr beng so charmngly shitty wth his ful adult diper.
Is that spelld rite? Ass breth -
Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
Immortality means you live forever. Your not invincible. You can still die from explosions and disease.$jax$ wrote:
To bad I'm the one with immortality!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
My immortality begs to differ$jax$ wrote:
You are a zombie too. Remember the original explosion? Then the second one thrown in for good measure?$jax$ destroys all the zombies by taking his shirt off. They ate incenerated by pure awesomeness and sex appeal😜😜😜😜
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*Appears at theater* Hey guys! I got the popcorn!
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Wo gets th wizzoo awrrd!!!!
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the Anarchist wrote:
The Anarchist responds "yeah, here it is:" as mystery and her army of 55k bust through the walls and take over in the chaos.
The god father busts out the back door, and out to the street where a bus is waiting for him. He hops in and they wip it around and start to take off when turf lord comes limping out of the building, he hops in the buss and we take off. Driving the bus was none other than viper, who was swerving everywhere in attempt to hit as many zombies as he could. He was doing this for 2 reasons. One being that it was fun and the second was to impress his gal sealeo, who was leaning out the broken window with a chainsaw taking care of any zombies that fat to close:) and finaly there was das hyena who was on a snowboard behind the bus, he had in 1 hand a rope that was attached to the bus, and in the other he had a light machine gun, he was having the time of his life!! -
*As the room slowly clears, a mist begins to show up. Out of the darkness, Galbatorix reappears, apparently unharmed. As he surveys the mass of dead bodies, he gives off an evil laugh. "Oh! The story has just begun! Part one of my plan is complete!"*
Everybody, the story has just begun. Please settle down. I shall post the rest. Beware though, for here you enter a dream, a dream, a dream... A nightmare. Please take your seats and let me do the posting.
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As Galbatorix looks around, he calls in his assistant, Mr Doom. "It's time Doom." Doom then replies with a curt nod of his head and walks off. Galbatorix heads down to his secret lair underneath the podium, laughing the whole time. Once in the lair, he gets his equipment. "Turf Wars is going down!" He exclaims as he runs out. Doom and Galbatorix are both equipped with chainsaws, Kevlar-Lined Suits, and Bren Guns. Their first plan of action is the assassination, the assassination of the president, JaBe...
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As Galbatorix walks out with Mr Doom, they see a black limo driving up. In the limo it is nine other than TheShadow himself, Shadow(YW)🔫🔴🌆. "Reinforcements?" Shadow asks as he pulls out a Thompson Machine Gun from the backseat. "Great" replies Galbatorix. "Then hop in and hold on to your hats, we're going for a ride", says Shadow.
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SkyTheLimit wrote:
God certainly blessed you with a mouth, didn't he? 😉Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Bite meSkyTheLimit wrote:
I love you too, Sara 😽....I find you just too charming..Wel if ur takn noms, i nom Baron Von Poopy Pants fr beng so charmngly shitty wth his ful adult diper.
Is that spelld rite? Ass breth -
As the limo speeds through the city, Galbatorix sees a forum police car drive up behind them. "Doom?" he asks. Doom gives a nod and a smile, then pulls a rope. Galbatorix watches as the car suddenly jerks off the road. When the car hits the rotten figure of a zombie, it explodes, killing the officer inside. Blood splatters on the window of the limo and a zombie head lands on the roof. It soon falls off. As the limo nears TW capital building, Galbatorix notices something. A bus with a crazy snowboarder is flying along the road killing zombies. Galbatorix let's out an evil laugh and says, "Turf Lord, your turn to get your award!" as he gleefully jumps out of the limo.
As Das Hyena turns around, he sees a red object hurtling through the air straight at him. Just as he sees the light, his head is gone.
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
LOL!Really guys?! I said not to post anymore. Please delete them.
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apeface wrote:
No I'm the 🐺 you 🐵!I'm not a cat. I'm an oversized dog.😿
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I grab Turf lord and jump out of the window of the bus, jus in time to hear the bust explode into a million peices. We role under some bushes, and lay there in rest. We wach as we see a hooded figure get back into his car and then peel off down the road. They where safe for now.
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*ridding my lawnmower through the streets, with a homemade gun hanging off the side, shooting the zombies then running them over.
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