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Wel if ur takn noms, i nom Baron Von Poopy Pants fr beng so charmngly shitty wth his ful adult diper.
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Are you dilussional??? 😹😹😹🍀Next is Raikou!
Raikou is a phenomenal singer that has a good attitude and good looks.😜 Her album "Rolling with the Punches" made the number one song on the consumers list. Raikou won American Turfer as a 20 yer old and blossomed into the young star she is. Congrats Raikou! -
Me🍀Lucky🍀Charms wrote:
May I ask you to explain that question?₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Are you dilussional??? 😹😹😹🍀Next is Raikou!
Raikou is a phenomenal singer that has a good attitude and good looks.😜 Her album "Rolling with the Punches" made the number one song on the consumers list. Raikou won American Turfer as a 20 yer old and blossomed into the young star she is. Congrats Raikou! -
I'd like to know how that would be attributed to "delusion".
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₲яєєŋϻɑɳÐɪʂɪƞfø wrote:
Young star?? Eeeemmm negativo!!I'd like to know how that would be attributed to "delusion".
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And we're back with the results. A tie! Wow, who would a thunk it? Well we shall be handing out a few more awards!
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Security! Please remove General Aladeen from the audience! He needs to step right up for his golden turfer.
General is a well known actor that is often chosen in movies for his amazing talent. He can weave a sentence so fantastically that he could have you jumping off a bridge. He is not the richest actor, but a very well known one. -
*barges in the front door tired* Wha, Wha, did I miss?💤
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*tiredly sits in nearest seat*💤
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fun6754 wrote:
On top of my cat. I pinch him in the soft spot and accidentally miss and get the cats tail, after which the cat realises it's being sat on and bites him on his arse and he runs out crying and I get the award for the longest post ever that doesn't actually have any real meaning!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*tiredly sits in nearest seat*💤
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Pr3zzy wrote:
OW MY ARSE!fun6754 wrote:
On top of my cat. I pinch him in the soft spot and accidentally miss and get the cats tail, after which the cat realises it's being sat on and bites him on his arse and he runs out crying and I get the award for the longest post ever that doesn't actually have any real meaning!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*tiredly sits in nearest seat*💤
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*sits in next seat fully woken up from that... Experience*
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Security? Get that freaking cat out of here!!
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I'm not a cat. I'm an oversized dog.😿
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Any more awards? *takes a glass of cold lager*😏
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*slip in through the window of the bathroom with 3 gallons of ammonia and bleach, I take a huge breath, then pour them out everywhere in the bathroom. I then proseed to throw the containers out the window, and enter the party as if nothing had happened* I sit down next to beauty, and await the next award.
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Haaaarroa guys! I setted a bomb under the stage, and the nexxx paarsin to get an awaarr will be essploded😊😊
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The problem with this sort of stuff is it's the same people getting mentioned over and over again.
It's nothing new. -
Do I get like a nobody award? 😢
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
😳😳😳Haaaarroa guys! I setted a bomb under the stage, and the nexxx paarsin to get an awaarr will be essploded😊😊
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💵ţђȩ ҫǿʉɲϮ💵 wrote:
I'd like everyone to exit the building slowly.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
😳😳😳Haaaarroa guys! I setted a bomb under the stage, and the nexxx paarsin to get an awaarr will be essploded😊😊
This isn't a drill. A bomb threat has been reported in the local area. Please leave the building calmly. -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
😡 Naaarone leaves or I'll blow this place like your mothaarr!! Now someone get me a beer!!💵ţђȩ ҫǿʉɲϮ💵 wrote:
I'd like everyone to exit the building slowly.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
😳😳😳Haaaarroa guys! I setted a bomb under the stage, and the nexxx paarsin to get an awaarr will be essploded😊😊
This isn't a drill. A bomb threat has been reported in the local area. Please leave the building calmly. -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
*Holds up gun and aims for head*🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
😡 Naaarone leaves or I'll blow this place like your mothaarr!! Now someone get me a beer!!💵ţђȩ ҫǿʉɲϮ💵 wrote:
I'd like everyone to exit the building slowly.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
😳😳😳Haaaarroa guys! I setted a bomb under the stage, and the nexxx paarsin to get an awaarr will be essploded😊😊
This isn't a drill. A bomb threat has been reported in the local area. Please leave the building calmly.
Drop the detonator now! I'm not afraid to shoot!
Just drop the detonator and kick over here. We'll get you out safely. I promise nothing will happen to you. -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Thaar is no detonataaar! It's sensor triggered! One false move and yaar gone!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
*Holds up gun and aims for head*🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
😡 Naaarone leaves or I'll blow this place like your mothaarr!! Now someone get me a beer!!💵ţђȩ ҫǿʉɲϮ💵 wrote:
I'd like everyone to exit the building slowly.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
😳😳😳Haaaarroa guys! I setted a bomb under the stage, and the nexxx paarsin to get an awaarr will be essploded😊😊
This isn't a drill. A bomb threat has been reported in the local area. Please leave the building calmly.
Drop the detonator now! I'm not afraid to shoot!
Just drop the detonator and kick over here. We'll get you out safely. I promise nothing will happen to you. -
I nominate Mr Big Cat for a golden turfer
Everyone
MBC
MBC
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
In that case...🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Thaar is no detonataaar! It's sensor triggered! One false move and yaar gone!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
*Holds up gun and aims for head*🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
😡 Naaarone leaves or I'll blow this place like your mothaarr!! Now someone get me a beer!!💵ţђȩ ҫǿʉɲϮ💵 wrote:
I'd like everyone to exit the building slowly.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
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Drop the detonator now! I'm not afraid to shoot!
Just drop the detonator and kick over here. We'll get you out safely. I promise nothing will happen to you.
*headshot*Ok everyone! Stay off the stage!
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🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
*Huge explosion tears apart the theater once the body hits the floor*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
In that case...🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Thaar is no detonataaar! It's sensor triggered! One false move and yaar gone!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
*Holds up gun and aims for head*🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
😡 Naaarone leaves or I'll blow this place like your mothaarr!! Now someone get me a beer!!💵ţђȩ ҫǿʉɲϮ💵 wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Drop the detonator now! I'm not afraid to shoot!
Just drop the detonator and kick over here. We'll get you out safely. I promise nothing will happen to you.
*headshot*Ok everyone! Stay off the stage!
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I never get awards😓
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[Mystery strides on top of the rumble to the center of the chaos. She puts on a gas mask and takes a cannister from her European shoulder bag. She twists off the top and with a hiss a cloud of gas enshrouds the scene. After it clears, shuffling and moaning is heard as the dead bodies suddenly become not-so-dead...]
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Well congrats to all the best out there
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