I'm hosting a joke contest! See here for details and prize!
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Okay, the person who I think has the funniest joke here wins their code on a turf!
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A blond was driving down the road and saw another blond in a rowboat rowing across a field. She pulled over and said, "It is blond people like you that give blonds such a bad name! If I could swim over there, I would kick your ass!"
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Cmon
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Fłtbürgęr3⃣8⃣™ wrote:
Dude, give people time to actually comment, sheesh.Cmon
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
👍A blond was driving down the road and saw another blond in a rowboat rowing across a field. She pulled over and said, "It is blond people like you that give blonds such a bad name! If I could swim over there, I would kick your ass!"
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This thread is a joke...
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You know why the French line up trees in their streets??
Germans like to march in the shade -
Sυяvιvøя wrote:
I know someone who is not going to get their name on a turf!This thread is a joke...
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
LolYou know why the French line up trees in their streets??
Germans like to march in the shade -
An Irish man walked out of a bar
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Three people were stuck on an island. They all recived one wish so they could go home. The first person wished to be in Germany, and disappeared to Germany. The second person wished to be in america and appeared there. The third person wished " I wish I had my friends back"
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A man walks into a bar. What does he say?
Ouch.
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noahcg74 wrote:
😹Three people were stuck on an island. They all recived one wish so they could go home. The first person wished to be in Germany, and disappeared to Germany. The second person wished to be in america and appeared there. The third person wished " I wish I had my friends back"
The end. -
ER'd. Enough fucking joke threads.
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3 blondes were in a forest when they found a set of tracks. The first one said they are bear tracks, the 2nd said they were moose tracks, and the 3rd said they were deer tracks. They kept arguing until they were hit by the train.
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3 men walked into a bar,
The fourth one ducked... -
Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Wow, cmon dude you just need the laughsER'd. Enough fucking joke threads.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Hahahhahaha this is the best one +1ER'd. Enough fucking joke threads.
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
Omg! How am i gonna decide? 😹3 blondes were in a forest when they found a set of tracks. The first one said they are bear tracks, the 2nd said they were moose tracks, and the 3rd said they were deer tracks. They kept arguing until they were hit by the train.
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Last night I decided to play a blank cd on full blast.The mime next door went nuts.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
LolLast night I decided to play a blank cd on full blast.The mime next door went nuts.
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I split Spot Remover on my dog. Now he's gone
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
Dude your on a roleI split Spot Remover on my dog. Now he's gone
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2 t.v. antennas meet on a rooftop, fall in love and get married. The wedding cerimony sucked but the reception was amazing!
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra
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Friends are like bananas. If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
You only have 1,700 mob. How about I ER you and attack your turf for being rude on this wonderfully thread.ER'd. Enough fucking joke threads.
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I have a joke for you, who spent 46stamina on a burger?
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The pope was in the u.s. and wanted to be the driver of his limo. The driver, figuring the pope would be fine to drive, let him. The pope is from Germany, so he was going 100mph across the roads. The police pulled him over and was in shock and calle his superior officer. He told him about how the limo was going 100 in a 55mph zone. The officer said good the book him. The other officer replies I think the passenger is God the pope is the driver!!
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✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
+1Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
You only have 1,700 mob. How about I ER you and attack your turf for being rude on this wonderfully thread.ER'd. Enough fucking joke threads.
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You know why the French don't use credit cards? They don't know how to charge
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